Emily Murnane @emily_murnane
writer & director & producer & editor | often crying on public transit emilymurnane.com Los Angeles, CA Joined September 2013-
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Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman
I truly do believe that I’m garbage filth who doesn’t deserve to live AND that I’m a genius diva who lights up a room—those things do not have to be mutually exclusive, women can have it all
I’m sorry but what even is LinkedIn
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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the only tortured poet I acknowledge
I miss when computer games were good
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one of New York’s weirdest mysteries
when my old-ass dentist retired and his hot son took over
What’s an example of nepotism that you’re actually a fan of?
Barbra Streisand’s comment on Melissa McCarthy’e post has me on the floor. 😂
Ohhhhh my god you’re reading philosophy and smoking spirits? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid
kierkegaard might be able to save you
It’s so awesome here
this is how it feels to drink a diet coke
I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever
Two hours of work twice a month
How difficult laundry would be was also really oversold to me as a child. “Oh boy just you wait until you’re grown up and have to do your own laundry, mister!”…it’s like what 2 hrs of work twice a month to wash and dry clothes. You lied mother.
The most unrealistic thing about The Sopranos is that her name is “Meadow.” No way in hell Tony and Carmella had a baby girl in 1982 in New Jersey and didn’t name her Gianna Marie.
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the coconut tree I fell out of
[after a 10-second lull in conversation at after-work drinks]
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If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
I’m no longer sorry. This is actually the only good thing I’ve ever made.
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all three of these men want to sell you supplements of dubious quality
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