Christian Finnegan @ChristFinnegan
Comedian? Listen to my albums/Watch my specials: https://t.co/GSgvaziyUz Read my newsletter, NEW MUSIC FOR OLDS: https://t.co/h2bUkVgf9k linktr.ee/christfinnegan Your dreams Joined April 2009-
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Christian Finnegan retweeted
before headlining a comedy show, sometimes the producer will ask "how long a set would you like to do? 45 minutes? an hour? something else?" and my response to that question is "can i let you know the answer about 30 seconds after i've started?"
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Christian Finnegan retweeted
I’m no longer sorry. This is actually the only good thing I’ve ever made.
I’m no longer sorry. This is actually the only good thing I’ve ever made.
Christian Finnegan retweeted
"In my youth I considered myself a progressive but now I've grown old & find myself surrounded by young people who are more progressive than me & who criticize me. This is a national crisis." -- every version of this piece is more pathetic than the last but they just keep coming
Christian Finnegan retweeted
A @croninwhocares classic!
Christian Finnegan retweeted
A LOT of comics need to watch and absorb this part of the conan hot ones
(gasp) It's here! NEW MUSIC FOR OLDS #54, featuring new tunes by @JanelWeaver @EdHarcourt @Elbow Iggy and Bowie on Dinah Shore and the Head vs. Groin matrix! newmusicforolds.substack.com/p/new-music-fo…
Has anyone done a longread on Iggy/Bowie on Dinah Shore? Because I would longread it. youtube.com/watch?v=i2eB8f…
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This website is so fucking cooked
OJ was obviously a villain, but let’s not forget the great work he did on behalf of the road hack community.
Yeah adorable. Kid in the red cost me $7k.
Yeah adorable. Kid in the red cost me $7k.
The worst thing about all these P*U*S*S*Y*I*N*B*I*O tweets is now I have to change my bank password.
Christian Finnegan retweeted
mel gibson losing it at the eclipse
Tonight at @QEDAstoria, I’ll be debuting a joke that’s going to turn everything around for me. You can say you were there! 7:30pm, folks. qedastoria.com/products/qed-p…
I got 3 body problems but a bitch ain’t one? Is that anything?
From Day 1, baby. #knicks
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Josh Hart is now 16 of 33 from deep since he said this.
Josh Hart said when he took a halfcourt heave to end the second quarter, he felt his wrist click and it almost clicked back into place. Said he went to Brunson at the half and told him, “I can shoot 3s now.” This is basically the plot from Rookie of the Year.
before headlining a comedy show, sometimes the producer will ask "how long a set would you like to do? 45 minutes? an hour? something else?" and my response to that question is "can i let you know the answer about 30 seconds after i've started?"
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He should call it "I'ma Let You Finish"
Kanye Plans to Launch 'Yeezy Porn,' Consulting with Stormy Daniels' Ex | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/dtety4O
Yes there’s a playoff game happening currently but more importantly Steve Ballmer is talking to Tim Robinson
Nah that’s not how this works
I know there are still Knicks fans out there who haven't come back to the team Maybe you got disenchanted with the losing Or the management Maybe the joy was gone for you Or the magic Or maybe life just got in the way. It's time to come back.
See, this is how you know @McNuttMonica is an ELITE media talent, because we experienced the exact same emotions in this moment. The only difference is, around the time I was spamming a half-dozen group chats with all caps gibberish, she’s composed for a perfect radio breakdown.
He's actually hiding a hot dog that he's trying to eat
Embiid: “We should be 2-0. We’re good. We’re going to win this series.”
POV: Nick Nurse calling a timeout in the clutch
Might be the only person who’s done this meme format properly ⬇️
When the Rolling Stones see some shelter
The last thing Cybertruck owners need is something else they can’t get wet
$TSLA Cybertruck owners .. 1) do NOT wash your car in sunlight and 2) do NOT tell Tesla SCs that you drove it through a car wash (like this guy) even if you turned on Car Wash Mode. They will void your warranty. 💀
Just got a high pressure job at REI. It’s sewin’ tents.
Trump campaign asks for cut of candidates’ fundraising when they use his name and likeness - POLITICO politico.com/news/2024/04/1…
Via @FredKatz from Oct 2, 2023... Those people were right.
"You gotta be a real sicko to want to face Philly or Miami" Me:
hello, I’m Fred Schneider from the B-52s. honestly I’m not sure if I’m the best person to be doing this, but here’s the names of all the U.S. soldiers who were killed in the Vietnam War
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