Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings
WHITNEY CUMMINGS: JOKES is now streaming on Netflix. New BIG BABY tour dates on sale at https://t.co/KneKHPWO3z. Good For You podcast. whitneycummings.com/tour Twitter Joined April 2009-
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just added a bunch of tour dates - where will I see you animals? WhitneyCummings.com also I have a child now so if you can breastfeed him backstage lmk
(This feels like a q for twitter) what are we calling white tank tops now? “Wife beaters” feels like it’s gonna get me in some trouble
come see me and comics work out new material at the comedy store nexst friday it should be a god damn mess embed.showclix.com/event/new-apri…
podcast is going to be a bit late again this week because 52 episodes a year is literally batshit insane and I am trying to also write a new hour of material for my stand up tour and also not be a horrible mother thank you for your patience
Pod gonna be a day late this week sorry yall im hanging by a thread
Added new cities to the summer/fall tour. where am I seeing ya'll? WhitneyCummings.com
UH WHAT? HUH?
Since it’s the apocalypse anyway im performing in 40 cities starting this summer - end of the year. Tickets at WhitneyCummings. Com. Please lmk what to do/where to eat in each city my loves.
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40K Followers 160 Following Stressed, a mess, show obsessed. Watch your favorite dramas now on @hulu!"Watched your latest solo pod @WhitneyCummings. Rate this interaction from 1 to 10. For sure proactive, fun, strong, sense of humor, and listens." - G
American stand-up comedian, actress, writer, producer, director, and podcaster @WhitneyCummings is bringing the Big Baby Tour to Atlanta Symphony Hall this fall! 🤰🏻Grab your tickets for Friday, 10/25! 🎟️: bit.ly/X-WhitneyCummi… #comedyshow #livecomedy #standupcomedy
@WhitneyCummings #teamwhitney bc she always makes me laugh and cheese so hard 🤣
@WhitneyCummings No. It isn’t. Notice you’ve got some time on Oct 20. Abandon that baby and entertain us
@WhitneyCummings New Mexico is in America 🇺🇸 It may be hard to find though. #WrongTurnInAlbuquerque
@WhitneyCummings Not today Whitney. It's NFL draft day and democracy is on trial.
@WhitneyCummings Any plans for a UK tour like Theo is doing
@WhitneyCummings Mmmm not seeing Rhode Island......why?
@WhitneyCummings Wise move staying away from canadont.
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@WhitneyCummings Good cause I expect greatness at the Chicago theatre in October dammit
@WhitneyCummings I don’t think there’s any way I could do any 2 of those 3 things, better yet all of them! Don’t forget to treat yourself great too in the midst of all that! Love ya!! ❤️❤️
@WhitneyCummings Many times I tried to tell you Many times I cried alone Always I'm surprised how well you cut my feelings to the bone Don't want to leave you really I've invested too much time to give you up this pod so easy To the doubts that complicate your mind
@WhitneyCummings I would have accepted “The dog ate it”
@WhitneyCummings your still a babe, and if you ever wanna do a podcast and not say anything just invite @bertkreischer on the podcast and bring up drinking or parenthood.