Matt Braunger @Braunger
There He Is, Folks tour on now Irvine, CA May 2nd More at https://t.co/UBPhzRjSOT youtube.com/watch?v=dhQ3iL… Portland, then Chicago, now LA Joined February 2009-
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I mean, I was culturally a party dad before I actually was one
He should call it "I'ma Let You Finish"
JUST ADDED: "There He Is, Folks" Tour at Irvine Improv May 2nd: ticketweb.com/event/matt-bra…
All is fair in love and comedy... New show dates IRVINE, NYC, BOSTON, PHILLY. On sale now in bio ❤️ I'm sorry mattbraunger.com/tour
I'm going to stop yelling, "Sorry it's not the woke bullsh&t you're used to!" when a joke of mine doesn't do well. It's making too many women in the audience climax
lol @LangstonKerman
Portland, Maine tomorrow! showclix.com/event/matt-bra…
Someone from Portland had to say it about the other Portland. Let's come together this Friday in Maine: showclix.com/event/matt-bra…
I took a redeye from LA to Cincinnatti because I am a savage you cannot reason with. 4 hours of sleep and the rental car place isn't even open. A wild animal on the loose! See you in Columbus 2night at Natalie's Grandview eventbrite.com/e/matt-braunge…
Did a trans woman take her man or some shit? Why the fuck is she on about this every god damn day
Did a trans woman take her man or some shit? Why the fuck is she on about this every god damn day
Columbus, Ohio this Friday eventbrite.com/e/matt-braunge…
YES
Two shows left, Seattle. Toniiiiiiight livenation.com/event/rZ7HnEZ1…
This is Benson from Toy Story 4
Why do no reviews of the Roadhouse remake mention that Conor McGregor's naked butt looks exactly like two plums?
Seattle! See you again this Friday and Saturday Here-After: livenation.com/event/rZ7HnEZ1… I can feel the excitement already!
Comedians Shapel Lacey (Comedy Central) and Matt @Braunger (Amazon’s Upload, Netflix’s Disjointed) are the first mystery guests on Long Time No See. Check out the first episode of our new comedy podcast: cos.lv/OQWS50QZKK
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Cole and Joel 🥹
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@Braunger I need to pay more attention next time 🤣 love your work!
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you’re laughing, a department of poets are being tortured and you’re laughing
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