Sarah Tollemache @stollemache
I’m taping my new special Oct 11th at @grove34 https://t.co/a3F3ZINwdv linktr.ee/Stollemache New York, USA Joined May 2009-
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Under 50 seats left for show in LA on Thursday. Get them now or forever hold your piece. punchup.live/joe-list
Wife gets hearing aid and hears husband’s voice for first time.
Wasn’t sure if I wanted to be a mom at one point.
I've been "Florida sober" (haven't done cocaine with Hulk Hogan) for over 90 days.
@JoeListComedy @stollemache @katiehannigan @FeehanKerryn @NoWayneInHell I just saw Fourth of July. Thought it was very moving and funny, best film I saw in a while. Thanks for making it.
Hot new short up on my YouTube. Starring @stollemache @katiehannigan @FeehanKerryn @NoWayneInHell and myself. It’s funny. Watch now. youtu.be/lUGFwjwZL6o?si…
New Lady Journey is out. We reveal past lady journeys. Nostalgia Journey | Ep 323 | Lady Journey Podcast youtu.be/-gT3lkbTTyI
New Lady Journey is out. We reveal past lady journeys. Nostalgia Journey | Ep 323 | Lady Journey Podcast youtu.be/-gT3lkbTTyI
I’d watch this if he started his crowd work special where he left off and he has to pick the mic back up from the floor.
I’d watch this if he started his crowd work special where he left off and he has to pick the mic back up from the floor.
You can do this instead of therapy. Albany, NY | The Lark Street Tavern | April 19th ticketleap.events/tickets/thelar…
A lot of biopics look like lifetime movies. It’s not good.
Can you put a restraining order on the Democratic Party? They’ve been texting me several times a day as well as my family members.
What it’s like working in the service industry. God, I miss it. Albany, NY | The Lark Street Tavern | April 19th ticketleap.events/tickets/thelar…
I can’t tell what’s worse, getting punched in the face or walking around with no headphones listening to my own thoughts.
I’ve been having an identity crisis on stage after having a baby Albany, NY | The Lark Street Tavern | April 19th ticketleap.events/tickets/thelar…
Don’t forget to watch my special Worst kind of Thoughtful tonight at 6pm EST on YouTube youtu.be/99kXH4YZ3ps
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We got A.I. and self driving cars, can somebody work in closing this gap right here?
I bet whenever they invite just one friend to hang out with them, it gets REAL INTENSE, REAL FAST.
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The Taco Bell cantina burrito is one of the greatest foods I’ve ever tasted I wish I was being paid to say this
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Not trying to stop the pile-on but I'm rewatching Seinfeld and lol get real guys you absolutely could not make many of those episodes on network tv today. The looks/body shaming alone, which was a thematic pillar
Every time I turn on our Roomba, it goes straight to the wall and unplugs the wifi (which it is connected to) and turns itself off. It feels like I'm asking it to get up and work, and it's saying "leave me alone and let me sleep, bitch ass..."
On April 28th, 1987, I got my life back.
@stollemache He should’ve done an Austin powers impression
@stollemache You’ll feel better once you hear his Chewbacca.
Once a woman came over to my first apartment in nyc and upon seeing my bedroom said “it’s like a mental asylum in here” and she deserves an award for how much that turned my life around
There’s this girl on TikTok who has a series investigating boys’ rooms in NYC and it’s my new favorite thing in the world. Guaranteed some girl out there is losing her mind over this guy not texting her back
I wish more comedians were like norm macdonald! silently dying from cancer
@karlimarulli The BA-ification of the food industry. They will pay for crimes like this.
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Controversial take: kids are people and like all people, they’re annoying sometimes. But their defining characteristic is their vulnerability so if you hate kids: fuck off, you’re a villain.
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