Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein
Emmy-losing Writer/Director/Comedian (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, #StrangePlanet, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, @NewYorker) ZackBornstein.com IG: zackbornstein Joined June 2009-
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absolutely exposed this fool
We’re watching history in the making here to bear witness to the first man with zero (0) rizz
We’re watching history in the making here to bear witness to the first man with zero (0) rizz
Excited and humbled to announce I'll be directing the live-action movie based on whatever you call this kind of cup from the 90s
Absolutely devastated for Eric and Don Jr. to see this
beyond it being psychotic to paparazzi a 94 year old minding his own business, they’re dinging him for wearing an outfit from weeks earlier, which is the normal way to wear clothes
beyond it being psychotic to paparazzi a 94 year old minding his own business, they’re dinging him for wearing an outfit from weeks earlier, which is the normal way to wear clothes
This would be the funniest way to reveal Kate Middleton back to the world
This would be the funniest way to reveal Kate Middleton back to the world
Remember when Al Gore tried to save us from mass extinction while we still could, and we were like, “But could I have a beer with him??”
I hate that this election is going to be decided by some A.I. video in October and there’s nothing we can do about it
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This is all going to get worse before it gets even worse
I’m no political analyst, but I feel like if a judge had ordered Biden to pay $83 million to a woman he raped last week, we’d still be talking about it
Deleting movies for a tax write-off is just making taxpayers shoulder the cost for content they’re not even allowed to see
the first 10 minutes of going to anyone’s place in LA is them trying to calm down their dog while telling you this never happens
damn that’s crazy i wonder if they went through any germ-based mass trauma that defined their formative years
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After filing for union recognition in July of 2023, the writers for MTV’s @Ridiculousness have achieved their first contract! The agreement covers all writers on the long-running show, including Creative Consultants, Supervising Producers, and the Showrunner.
So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom"
Tom Holland and Zendaya are reportedly planning marriage. (Via: people.com/zendaya-tom-ho…)
I can explain
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Someone told me recently that he worked with Lebron James on a commercial shoot and he saw him eat six or seven large packs of sour gummy worms over the course of a day
Met this tiny muscle dude on the beach who kept calling me a 90 pound weakling in front of my best gal.
This would actually be a funny shirt if all the percentages were very low.
Chance of Sarcasm Order here: ducon.space/funny-chance-o…
@oneunderscore__ Congrats on being selected number one in the draft, Ben.
But that's not all babe, cuz we sold to CBS Network last week. So proud of our whole team. So excited do this mf work. What a dream. 🥹😭☺️ No one pinch me.
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Jesus Christ fuck no
Do you have anyone in your life that you can be completely honest with?
I pick loser thx
In poker, there are winners and losers. Pick which one you wish to be & make sure your goals & actions align with your choice.
this is 9/11 for men who wear black dress shirts
Might be a good time to remind the industry about a report just last year that claimed the ratings were rigged by PR firms. Also, Merry Little Batman has a 96% and I am available for the next couple months.
A rep for movie directors reveals that Rotten Tomatoes scores of a director’s past movies are now the first thing producers look at when directors are pitched to them. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)
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I personally want to thank @AlexEdelman for his one man show. It’s given my mother something to talk about other than why I’m not married.
Mere months after the WGA strikes end the big boy in front of Bob’s Big Boy has been removed entirely. Studio reprisal?
As a full time dad-a-ger I will be selling merch and granola bars in most cities.
I have a small Conan story. I've been to the show a lot. Once I was sitting backstage at the TBS show in a massage chair opposite Justin Bieber. When the show ended Conan was in the greenroom for like, 45 minutes meeting everyone. Took photos with everyone...
This is a great documentary we are very proud of! Here is the trailer.
Like a quilt made of mismatched scraps that becomes a family heirloom, @chriswilcha’s FLIPSIDE celebrates the unfinished documentary odds & ends that together give meaning to a filmmaker’s life. In theaters this May. flipside.oscilloscope.net