Darla the Darling @DarlaTheDarling
Common sense coupled connoisseur of constitutional law and comedic content. I comment on crapola. twitter.com/search?q=from:… Joined September 2016-
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Men who can talk about their feelings are sexy AF. 🥰
I see a lot of you deal with addiction whether it be you or someone you love. Someone I love is addicted and I have no idea wtf to do. Is there something that worked or didn’t work for you? #help
Remember looking things up on microfiche? That was wild.
My dentist plays country music, so it's like a double torture.
Twitter Tip #1. If you like him, don’t look at his tl.
between the war on reproductive rights, legally trapping pregnant women with their abusers, forcing little girls to carry to term, and the overturning of harvey fucking weinstein’s rape convictions, it’s almost as if this country just hates women
I want to make bath bombs that look like miniature toasters.
There are really only two seasons: soup salad
Fuck is a seasoning I never leave out.
Anyone else remember the song about losing their poor meatball when somebody sneezed? Am I insane? These are two unrelated questions.
If only I had used my vagina more for evil.
How does Brian Cranston keep his ass crack dry during the summer? Talcum in the middle.
Let's call my bachelor's in creative writing what it really is. A tweet enhancer.
I'm bored. I'm about to make that everyone else's problem.
Once we get clothing with pockets it’s over for y’all
Once we get clothing with pockets it’s over for y’all
Newsflash: Women can open pickle jars.
The only thing I know ab AI is it desperately wants us to have more fingers
Sorry I roasted you. I was trying to flirt.
In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Mississippi.
tazz @noneofyours99
85K Followers 46K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥
The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum
39K Followers 2K Following A pocket full of dreams and a mind full of mischief. Blissfully dissatisfied. https://t.co/ClBlIxwIfr
ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T .. @smileitsfree44
57K Followers 6K Following Welcome to Ts FunHouse Im Not VERIFIED, but I am 💯 🫧 #FannyPacksRule😘 #SunRiseWatcher 🌞☀️ #CloudChaser🌥️ @SmileTurn1 is BubblyT’s Good Girl Side😏NO DMs
🇨🇦꧁🆂🅰�.. @SassyCanadian0
22K Followers 5K Following Sarcastic Ray of Sunshine. Will steal your hoodie. Music is life.🎶 Healthcare/frontline worker. #Dallascowboys #Mapleleafsforever #smile 🔥bacon
Saint Vivica, Patron .. @QueenVofCoffee
18K Followers 2K Following DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. https://t.co/dRgjRopfud
Canadia @canadaslady2
9K Followers 2K Following
Granite Man 🏴�.. @GraniteDhuine
18K Followers 5K Following The unacceptable face of Scottish Twitter. Whisky drinker, kilt wearer, sweary AF.
The Nostalgic @TheNostalgicCo
43K Followers 6K Following We all have stories where the contents are way better than the cover. type1diabetes celiac advocate for a cure. insulinshouldbefree
Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd
PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
Lava Dog @Riverrunsred44
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Not a Snail @PoleSnail
8K Followers 2K Following not a snail• surgeon• biologist• lawyer• obviously not single• bugs• seriously, I'm not single• non-bibliophile•
Sonya @Sonya1406124072
19 Followers 2K Following
Bobby @bobby__b_
1K Followers 3K Following You make a difference with every little thing you do. Keep it up.✨🙏🏻
Amy @AmysGotBirds
6K Followers 6K Following Thank you for the gift of your advice. By any chance, did you keep the receipt?
Huge Jacknuts @BreadedMark
2K Followers 5K Following Navy Vet. I bowled a 178 once. The quickest way to my heart is Frito Chili Pie… All tips go to veteran causes, meals and events. I’m @OldPizzaHuts too. Vet Rep.
JB @jeffb3699
4K Followers 5K Following Love God, Country, Family, MAGA Back the💙Military🇺🇸🇮🇱❤️Nature 🐕🦅🦈 scuba dive🤿, fly fishing🎣, hunting🦌🦃🦆ret. pastor, therapist.🚫DMs=block
Linen World @LinenWorld_Ox
71 Followers 396 Following Owner/Operator of Linen World. Largest selection of colors, sizes and styles at the best price!
Tamarah Diane @quixoticconsona
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Pretty Clitty Sujan @Sujan96041259
520 Followers 5K Following Recently dumped submissive & Obedient cuck to Superior Goddess - wish to be owned financially & otherwise by a Goddess. Pain for her pleasure, liking her boots
Tomas Hoopiiaina @Hoopiiaina5801
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us_Eleanor_ @UEleanor42300
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CYA @2spyc4you
2K Followers 3K Following Strong black democratic woman who believes to each their own is a right in America. we will continue to wash republicans down the drain
Master of Strategery @stevemalter
13K Followers 14K Following Proud dad/husband. #Agnostic #PhillySports #HealthcareIsARight #ProChoice #ClimateChangeIsReal #LoveDogs No DMs. #FlyEaglesFly #PRU
Khan Khan6060 @KKhan6060753
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Adam Brooks @adam4999us
332 Followers 586 Following Adventurous Father and dog dad! World Traveler! Student! Music Enthusiast! OCR! Bibliophile! Blues! Cubs! Bears! Breaking Ben! Halloween!
E…Breezy @RodneyEcho
378 Followers 2K Following So after years of soul-searching…it turns out I’m just a regular guy 🤣
Naddington Bear @NaddingtonBear
103 Followers 578 Following I’ve been told opinions are like assholes. I therefore dedicate my life to taking shits and makin’ tweets. The outcomes are X and U R Y. Did you like my poem?
Curtis T Pugmire @CurtSummers7
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EverSong @EverSong01
381 Followers 938 Following Newbie to Songwriting - Labor of Love, Attorney, Proud Father of ND Teen, Bursting with Lyrics; ☕️☕️🎼🎼🎤🎤🎹
Margaret Johnson @mjjohnson1201
548 Followers 1K Following True blue. Cat mom. Loves dogs too. Fights for BLM, LGTBQ+, immigrants and indigenous, voting rights, pro-choice. Atheist. Loves gardens, cooking and movies.
🖤AshTheFlower🖤 @AshTheFlower78
469 Followers 1K Following hate to hate then hate to hate after hate to hate 🦋
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Wes LeMay Jr @whlemayjr
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BidenStrong @GamGam70673302
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Maxaminion @maxaminion
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Jerry @OneDayAsALion_
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Kjsdad @kjsdad1234
24K Followers 26K Following Dad to 5 girls no sons! I live in a sea of estrogen! Married. 1A. 2A Broke-see 5 daughters-Constitutionalist. Please no DMs. no CRYPTO!! IM 63!!
Maga Tears @MagaTearsNet
347 Followers 596 Following Dont really post, mostly just comment with stupid shit. Follow me if you want to live.
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Michele 🦉 @michelemarbelle
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Steve Lauer @SteveLauer4
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Dazzattid2🇬🇧�.. @Dazzattid2
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Kenny Fugate @outofbo_x
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Matthew Moore @Matthew25939102
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Escoluffy @Escoluffy
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just a horny rube fro.. @fartalot6969
245 Followers 551 Following 22 Years an Airdale Love my life Blue/BLM/LGBTQIA Ally/Homeless Ally Father of a theoretical physicist
Pauwwoo @pauwwoo
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SpikeLeeMajors @SpikeManCometh
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Dan 🚫NO LISTS/NO D.. @dan420247
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tazz @noneofyours99
85K Followers 46K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥
The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum
39K Followers 2K Following A pocket full of dreams and a mind full of mischief. Blissfully dissatisfied. https://t.co/ClBlIxwIfr
ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T .. @smileitsfree44
57K Followers 6K Following Welcome to Ts FunHouse Im Not VERIFIED, but I am 💯 🫧 #FannyPacksRule😘 #SunRiseWatcher 🌞☀️ #CloudChaser🌥️ @SmileTurn1 is BubblyT’s Good Girl Side😏NO DMs
🇨🇦꧁🆂🅰�.. @SassyCanadian0
22K Followers 5K Following Sarcastic Ray of Sunshine. Will steal your hoodie. Music is life.🎶 Healthcare/frontline worker. #Dallascowboys #Mapleleafsforever #smile 🔥bacon
Saint Vivica, Patron .. @QueenVofCoffee
18K Followers 2K Following DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. https://t.co/dRgjRopfud
Canadia @canadaslady2
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Granite Man 🏴�.. @GraniteDhuine
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The Nostalgic @TheNostalgicCo
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Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
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PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
Lava Dog @Riverrunsred44
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Not a Snail @PoleSnail
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Bobby @bobby__b_
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Amy @AmysGotBirds
6K Followers 6K Following Thank you for the gift of your advice. By any chance, did you keep the receipt?
Huge Jacknuts @BreadedMark
2K Followers 5K Following Navy Vet. I bowled a 178 once. The quickest way to my heart is Frito Chili Pie… All tips go to veteran causes, meals and events. I’m @OldPizzaHuts too. Vet Rep.
CYA @2spyc4you
2K Followers 3K Following Strong black democratic woman who believes to each their own is a right in America. we will continue to wash republicans down the drain
Master of Strategery @stevemalter
13K Followers 14K Following Proud dad/husband. #Agnostic #PhillySports #HealthcareIsARight #ProChoice #ClimateChangeIsReal #LoveDogs No DMs. #FlyEaglesFly #PRU
EverSong @EverSong01
381 Followers 937 Following Newbie to Songwriting - Labor of Love, Attorney, Proud Father of ND Teen, Bursting with Lyrics; ☕️☕️🎼🎼🎤🎤🎹
Margaret Johnson @mjjohnson1201
548 Followers 1K Following True blue. Cat mom. Loves dogs too. Fights for BLM, LGTBQ+, immigrants and indigenous, voting rights, pro-choice. Atheist. Loves gardens, cooking and movies.
Jerry @OneDayAsALion_
9K Followers 10K Following #ParkSlope 🇵🇸 Executive Director of Election Rigging for The Deep State, North East Regional Director. (don't tell anyone)
Maga Tears @MagaTearsNet
347 Followers 596 Following Dont really post, mostly just comment with stupid shit. Follow me if you want to live.
Michele 🦉 @michelemarbelle
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Corrina Camero @RainCityCorrina
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Escoluffy @Escoluffy
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Pauwwoo @pauwwoo
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SpikeLeeMajors @SpikeManCometh
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Dan 🚫NO LISTS/NO D.. @dan420247
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Tony 🤓🏳️�.. @tonywayne
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Nicole Minet @mouvement33
29K Followers 12K Following ⧋ Secret societies aesthete. ⧊ Identity creator. Adoptee. Polysyllabic overachiever. #TeamDarkBrandon
Bat Eats Moth @BatEatsMoth
13K Followers 14K Following Official account of the gothic metal band, Bat Eats Moth. No DM's.
GandolphTheGrey @GandolphG
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Lois Beans @LoisBeans
705 Followers 2K Following
雷神外人 THEE RAI.. @GaijinRaijin1
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Ford News @FordJohnathan5
120K Followers 30K Following Ford News Podcast Now available on Speaker by iHeart, Amazon, Apple, Spotify and many more for Free. https://t.co/bCKHlh7jux
TotallyLikeable @TotallyLikeable
607 Followers 1K Following A real-life cautionary tale. Voted Worst Jokes award in high school, so expect quality 🇨🇦
Greg 🟧🟦 -- 🇺.. @gkanders
30K Followers 33K Following It is a contradiction to say we must protect minority rights in the Senate while refusing to protect minority rights in the society. -- Sen. Rev. Warnock 🇺🇸
Carol 🇨🇦🇺�.. @teeniemartini
29K Followers 31K Following As one goes through life one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe you don't move. Mom, Grandma, Advocate, Smartass LGBTQ Ally 🌈 🧷 💙 🌊 🚫MAGA🌱🌍🐬
JRR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh
73K Followers 989 Following concerning hobbits, faith, & pop culture sign up for my LOTR newsletter at https://t.co/k22jTDs8Bj @JokienWTolkien & @HEvangelical admin merch & other socials ⬇️
RJH 🇺🇸 🇮🇪.. @Wulalowe
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Tom Joseph @TomJChicago
183K Followers 18K Following Tech, finance, geopolitics, science, history, exposing propaganda.
mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
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Annie Way @Anniewritess
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Rachel @RachelisBlue22
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Mychal @mychal3ts
150K Followers 3K Following “Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card” 📚
Chelsea @ctheno
271 Followers 777 Following Insatiably curious about the world and the things in it. Go-getter. KS to NYC to Chicago. Howdy.
Shannon @gardengirl125
19K Followers 14K Following "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun” - Katharine Hepburn - Liberal AF & occasionally naughty 😏
Ben Maverick @TheBenMaverick
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Sister Alana Imperato.. @alanaAD95
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jamieliddellthepoet @jamieliddellth1
8K Followers 9K Following “Two tons of shit squeezed into a double sleeping bag.” Thanks Mum. But I finally got a collection together: see pinned tweet for links. Yippee!
Cheryle @CheryleRPh2
16K Followers 17K Following Blue dot in a red state. I speak sarcasm. I repost a lot. No patience for GOP hypocrisy. No magats. 🌊🌊🌊Vote Blue🌊🌊🌊 🚫DMs DMs=Block💙IFB after vetting.
Billionaires like @elonmusk and @BillAckman are enemies of the people. They have massive wealth, power and influence and they use it to help oppress some of the poorest people on earth. These are the Lex Luthers of our world.
America's 813 billionaires now collectively hold a record $5.8 trillion. That’s more than the wealth of the entire bottom half of the US, roughly 65 million households. It's not radical to tax the rich. It's radical to allow this level of wealth concentration to continue.
@JustDaveForNow @DarlaTheDarling That’s really shitty and I’m so sorry that’s been your experience. For what it’s worth, neither me nor any of my girlfriends do that.
@josephharris67 @DarlaTheDarling I’m really sorry that’s been your experience. 🥺
@DarlaTheDarling If you can get them to a meeting they can hear the message of sobriety from one who has been there, that ring of truth may penetrate their disease. It is a disease and there is a way of recovery from it. Once they hear the truth like this, they can never forget having heard it.
@DarlaTheDarling @bitzydimbo I kicked addiction to heroin by myself, for myself, in jail of all places
@DarlaTheDarling I am so sorry Darla, addiction can be one of the most frustrating things to watch a loved one struggle with. I wish I had learned far younger that there is nothing you can do for anyone who doesn't want help. be gentle with yourself ❤️
Morning session ended with David Pecker stating that Trump wanted to kill all the stories of his affairs for his campaign, not to shield his family. When asked why he thought that, he said Trump never mentioned Melania or his family - only his election. meidastouch.com/news/trumps-pe…
Trump wishes his wife Melania a happy birthday, and complains he can’t be with her because he’s in court. Then he enters the courtroom to hear more lurid details about himself having a relationship with a porn star and Playboy playmate, all while married to Melania.
The only way he would spend the day with Melania is if she magically turned into a golf ball.
Trump claims he would be with Melania for her birthday but he has to be in court
Trump says he would rather spend the day with Melania for her birthday but he has to be in court. Trump is literally in court because he enjoyed cheating on Melania.
Melania is NOT the reason Trump covered up the hush money. To hide from Melania, ZERO need to paper it as fake legal fees. Melania has never had access to Trump’s business finances. They could’ve paid Stormy Daniels directly. They were hiding it because of the ELECTION.
Trump can’t be with Melania on her birthday because he’s on trial for arranging to pay off Playboy model Karen McDougal to keep silent because he had an affair with her during Melania’s entire pregnancy. That’s why he’s missing her birthday.
@_Jizzabelle @DarlaTheDarling Nice of you to say that. A lot of people call us simps.
@_Jizzabelle @DarlaTheDarling Nah… it doesn’t work that way, as much as we want/wish/hope it did. I learned that LONG AGO - when you talk , it’s *always* used against you like a weapon. Maybe I thought I could trust, and if I met someone who thinks like you I wouldn’t be so cynical, but… nope. 🤷🏻♂️
David Pecker says he signed a cooperation letter with the Manhattan DA's office — something not previously known. The agreement was signed Oct. 25 2019, well before current District Attorney Alvin Bragg was elected in 2021.
Men who can talk about their feelings are sexy AF. 🥰
@KristiNoem Just save time and change your name to Kristi Puppy Murderer because that's the rest of your life, you subhuman scum
@KristiNoem when i say i got that dog in me, i mean Kristi Noem wants to kill me
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