Yooty @yooty
An Internet raccoon 🦝 Joined February 2009-
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J.J. @J_Dot_J
20K Followers 863 Following Lawyer. Mom. Wife. One half of the Lawyers Behaving Badly podcast. Objectively best Twitter account in Dallas. Texas Fight. #MFFL #GoStars P1 She/HerAndrew Kinsey @KinseyAndrew
11K Followers 1K Following Nobody special. Just a lawyer with a family. Oxford comma advocate. SFF fan. Hobby woodworker, baker, and gardener. He/Him.it's coup for my fami.. @GhostEsq
4K Followers 2K Following PI lawyer | doing my best | terminally onlineKSV @KSVesq
39K Followers 902 Following Mother of dragons. Color commentary for @steve_vladeck. Lawyer turned legal recruiter. Tweets my own and almost certainly sarcastic.Liz Gil @LizCGil
24K Followers 6K Following startup lawyer. dog momager. alum @fenwickwest. @lizcgil.bsky.social. she/her. opinions my own. 🇨🇺🗽🦎Raffi Melkonian @RMFifthCircuit
66K Followers 3K Following Appellate lawyer at Wright, Close & Barger in Houston, with a Fifth Circuit and TX appellate practice. So-called Dean, #appellatetwitter (banner from Art Lien)This Barbie Was Retur.. @wstafrican
3K Followers 2K Following an Aries, an apocalypse. a hot chip. excitable! not a serious person. a traveler. a lawyer. could you at least be witty if you’re going to argue with me?Daddy Spidey🕷 @SpideyAtLaw
3K Followers 449 Following Friendly neighborhood employment attorney. Not a man but I’ll be your daddy 💋anxiety at law 🤍 @ANXIETYATLAW
11K Followers 1K Following Esq. ⚖️ miserable & magical✨she/her 🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛ views are not my employer’s. 🫶🏼Sara Warf @SaraBWarf
11K Followers 1K Following Law Prof @unc_law (research & writing + clerkship writing). Former appellate clerk & atty. she/her. Likes: pockets on dresses. Dislikes: surprise driveway tubs.Mallory Eeeeeeee @primnimproper_
7K Followers 4K Following Sorta-sabbitical-ing lawyer mom, indigent parent counsel, plush robe and blanket enthusiast, Roger the alien fangirl, casually profane, bakes and builds shit.Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw
10K Followers 3K Following Texas non-compete & trade secret law. Also likes jazz, handstand pushups, Dallas Cowboys. Blog https://t.co/CLP7D26jT8 rated “unspeakably bad” by Twitter.recovering female lit.. @katesquire
2K Followers 949 Following i like sweatpants and staying home • recovering litigator • no longer stuck in zoom court • @goosecmu’s foul-mouthed wife • dream big, fight hard • she/herMichelle Strowhiro @strowhiro
11K Followers 1K Following Partner @McDermottLaw | Employment law + M&A | Mom of 2 | #penfluencer | #lawtwitter crochet club | Views, pens, pans, & puns are my ownJudge Stephen Dillard @JudgeDillard
33K Followers 8K Following Presiding Judge & 30th Chief Judge @AppealsCourtGA | @SamfordU 1992 - Pres. Emeritus @SamfordAlumni | @MC_Law 1996 | @DukeLaw (LLM 2025) | All views are my own.Collin S @cseguin03
3K Followers 2K Following He/Him. Boston U and UConn Law Alum. Food enthusiast. Treat people right and you’ll never go wrong.Taylor Soule @TaylorOSoule
8K Followers 3K Following New mom. Public Defender @WisconsinSPD. She/her. @IowaLawSchool and @DrakeUniversity alumna. Minnesota-born/Iowa-grown.Mean Paralegal™️ @itbwhatitb76
2K Followers 726 Following I'm just here for the jokes ✌🏻ex paralegal who abandoned law firms for legal tech - not actually mean. TB hockey fan. FL woman. I bleed pubsubs and sunshine.Kendyl Hanks ❤️�.. @HanksKendyl
12K Followers 2K Following Texan by birth & choice. #AppellateTwitter @LadyLawyerDiary #FlyFishing #Orchids. @UTexasLaw, Princeton, @phwff. It’s been fun y’all. [email protected]Getting- @ARGetting
494 Followers 1K Following Forum: The Bremen v. Zapata Off-Shore Co., 407 U.S. 1, 92 S. Ct. 1907, 32 L. Ed. 2d 513, 1972 U.S. LEXIS 114Ankit Singla @In_AnkitSingla
858 Followers 6K Following Student of Life Science and Exploring the Power of Science CommunicationAcute Awareness @imminentventure
110 Followers 108 Following Allegedly "whip-smart"; survived the Late Cretaceous period; that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee; when the truth comes out it's so quiet. Add my playlist ⬇Carlena Kolehmainen @CarlenaK32124
58 Followers 5K Followingemily ☕️ 🏋️�.. @Emilymakescoff1
326 Followers 765 Following coffee mover. mom. yoga. weightlifting. baker of breads. pens & stickers. bullet journals. she/herJeff McGovern @JeffMcGovernHWP
48 Followers 177 Following Founder, Lead Financial Planner @ https://t.co/9hed10Xoo8 | Registered Investment Adviser in Saint Louis, MO | Tweets are not advice.Tᴏɴᴇᴘᴀɪɴ�.. @tonepainter
871 Followers 4K Following Literature/Composition/Critical Thinking. Poetry, sometimes fiction writer. Political fool, think Jameson. Former PR/Marketing Exec. He/him. #BLMHonorable Space Ghost @HonSpaceGhost
6 Followers 63 Following state govt atty… if you see me in a courtroom, you have severely fucked up. Avid Philadelphia Sports FanWill Sido @sido_will
94 Followers 347 FollowingFilthy McNasty @FilthyMcN
416 Followers 329 Following Opinions my own, not my firm's. Not your attorney and not giving legal advice here. Dad to incoming CU Buff '29. Username source: https://t.co/D49IrTkISuRachael Redgate, ICF .. @rachredgate
21K Followers 20K Following Career & Confidence Coach. Source your untapped potential. Grow in confidence. Live w purpose. Do what you love. To start a career you love (click link below)Brianna @Bri4288737
2 Followers 80 Following Don't look for excuses for failure, go after the reasons for success!Dylan O. Drummond @dodrummond
5K Followers 6K Following 👸🏾@socialm4life | Dad | @Langley_Banack Shareholder | 35th @TexAppOrg Chair | 18th @SCOTXHistSocy Prez | 29th @TXBarCollege Chair | fmr @YosemiteNPS Bear TechAlabama Lawyer @AlabamaLawyer74
671 Followers 2K Following Lawyer in product liability and financial service litigation. Frequent flyer, runner, electric guitar player.Daddy James @DaddyJames35770
59 Followers 357 FollowingAda 🍌 @Ada2070
33 Followers 250 Following A woman seеks рassionate encоunters thаt leаve an indеliblе mаrkNsayi💜🏳️�.. @elenga_oo
296 Followers 2K Following Child of God The journey we have to take is often hard😔 // (she/they) 🏳️🌈Mark Harbison @Mark_P_Harbison
75 Followers 1K Followingcasey c. hoskins @caseychoskins
236 Followers 2K Following I am learning, listening, and loving. Texan, father of 8yo angel, BA, JD, former educator, now in sales.Trish Crawford @windowsee
428 Followers 948 Following Retired Toronto Star reporter, still covers music and stage as freelance, plus everything else entertaining. email [email protected]FeatherAndFan @Mostekgm
131 Followers 518 Following Books, books. Former SDkotan. Knitting, crocheting, quilting and occasionally setting the kitchen on fire. All opinions are my own.Antonia Cobble @cobblestones
41 Followers 288 FollowingAdrian 🐙 🏳️�.. @artist_twink
808 Followers 4K Following • Star Wars • Lego • Vote Your Conscience • Future Something • Artist • I ❤ Politics • Gay Af 🏳️🌈 • 💛❤💙🤍Kathleen O'Grady @kathleenogrady
10K Followers 11K Following CEO @QUOIMedia, #Ottawa. Affiliate Assistant Professor, Simone de Beauvoir Institute, Concordia University, #Montreal. Wardrobe = concert Ts & jeans.K - ontherecord @ontherecord27
2K Followers 2K Following call me K. be the best version of you - if that doesn’t work, at least be kind 😊 💙🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊💙Sarah Pralet @SarahPralet
140 Followers 492 Followingsusanec @susanec
362 Followers 4K Following Blue girl, back in the red home state. Quarantine makes it easier not to miss Red Rocks so much.Helen DeWitt @helendewitt
7K Followers 8K Following Author of The Last Samurai, Lightning Rods, Some Trick. Interested in languages, statistics, dataviz. NOT Helen de Witt the film curator, who is @diamantecrocTara Stelluto X @cumincoria
120 Followers 298 Following #LawTwitter - Trademarks, Data Protection, and Tech Transactions. CIPP/US, CIPP/E. https://t.co/LbW9fqPvz5 Fund Ukraine.Lindsay Silber @lindsay_silber
36 Followers 2K FollowingStraw Man @Ryan_Weller
421 Followers 2K Following Parasocialist, amateur commentator, legally permitted to write "Esq." after my name. 童心之圣Lenny Quintana @quint53021
87 Followers 930 Following lk I'm doing something that no one else is, i feel it in my gut. My style is off kilter from everyone else, but like l've always said....Y be them when u can😃Single Issue Vagina V.. @HBIC__esq
568 Followers 3K Following Geriatric millennial tired of the noise.CryptoSEA | SouthEast.. @CryptoS28941110
2 Followers 180 Following Las cosas más triviales se vuelven fundamentales, eliminando los moldes del azar.Lynn Swayze @LynnSwayze
714 Followers 2K Following I'm a Direct Response Copywriter and New Thought & NLP Practitioner. I help experts sell more products & services. Mom of 4.Edith Helen @sweetiiedie
24 Followers 419 Following Work at Ford Motor Company// MommaBear of 4// Army Vet// Libra// Cat Lover// Love Conspiracy Theories// Concerts=Life// Cash App: $EKNICKER 🥰🥰🥰TITAN @Titan_KIN
81 Followers 395 FollowingPaul Landau @PaulLandau13
265 Followers 5K Followinglawpanda 🛡️ @OGLawPanda
4K Followers 3K Following #LawTwitter's favorite(ish) anthropomorphic panda attorney | GC @ Hadron Labs building @Neutron_org | 🦇🔊 | @lex_DAO, @LeXpunK_Army, @BlockchainLG, @Legal_BDAORandy Rhodes @randy_rhodes123
701 Followers 905 Following Grandpa. In my spare time, I am a civil trial and appellate lawyer. Be kind.Vitamin RK @RakutenVitamin
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70 Followers 248 FollowingJ.J. @J_Dot_J
20K Followers 863 Following Lawyer. Mom. Wife. One half of the Lawyers Behaving Badly podcast. Objectively best Twitter account in Dallas. Texas Fight. #MFFL #GoStars P1 She/HerAndrew Kinsey @KinseyAndrew
11K Followers 1K Following Nobody special. Just a lawyer with a family. Oxford comma advocate. SFF fan. Hobby woodworker, baker, and gardener. He/Him.it's coup for my fami.. @GhostEsq
4K Followers 2K Following PI lawyer | doing my best | terminally onlineKSV @KSVesq
39K Followers 902 Following Mother of dragons. Color commentary for @steve_vladeck. Lawyer turned legal recruiter. Tweets my own and almost certainly sarcastic.Raffi Melkonian @RMFifthCircuit
66K Followers 3K Following Appellate lawyer at Wright, Close & Barger in Houston, with a Fifth Circuit and TX appellate practice. So-called Dean, #appellatetwitter (banner from Art Lien)This Barbie Was Retur.. @wstafrican
3K Followers 2K Following an Aries, an apocalypse. a hot chip. excitable! not a serious person. a traveler. a lawyer. could you at least be witty if you’re going to argue with me?Daddy Spidey🕷 @SpideyAtLaw
3K Followers 449 Following Friendly neighborhood employment attorney. Not a man but I’ll be your daddy 💋anxiety at law 🤍 @ANXIETYATLAW
11K Followers 1K Following Esq. ⚖️ miserable & magical✨she/her 🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛ views are not my employer’s. 🫶🏼Sara Warf @SaraBWarf
11K Followers 1K Following Law Prof @unc_law (research & writing + clerkship writing). Former appellate clerk & atty. she/her. Likes: pockets on dresses. Dislikes: surprise driveway tubs.recovering female lit.. @katesquire
2K Followers 949 Following i like sweatpants and staying home • recovering litigator • no longer stuck in zoom court • @goosecmu’s foul-mouthed wife • dream big, fight hard • she/herMichelle Strowhiro @strowhiro
11K Followers 1K Following Partner @McDermottLaw | Employment law + M&A | Mom of 2 | #penfluencer | #lawtwitter crochet club | Views, pens, pans, & puns are my ownJudge Stephen Dillard @JudgeDillard
33K Followers 8K Following Presiding Judge & 30th Chief Judge @AppealsCourtGA | @SamfordU 1992 - Pres. Emeritus @SamfordAlumni | @MC_Law 1996 | @DukeLaw (LLM 2025) | All views are my own.Kendyl Hanks ❤️�.. @HanksKendyl
12K Followers 2K Following Texan by birth & choice. #AppellateTwitter @LadyLawyerDiary #FlyFishing #Orchids. @UTexasLaw, Princeton, @phwff. It’s been fun y’all. [email protected]Obi-Wine Kenobi @ObiWine_Kenobi
4K Followers 4K Following Princeton Law grad. Wine, sports, biglaw, natsec, muting. Not born and raised in South Detroit bc THAT'S CANADA. @[email protected] @obiwinekenobi.bsky.socialALJ Dredd @UnionSaltBae
4K Followers 4K Following Trying to make things better for others with my expensive brain. forever defender of unfairly maligned East coast cities. bi/queer, disabled, she/hers #1uLawyer Cat* @LawyerCat_
26K Followers 381 Following Litigation partner. BigLaw escapee. Divorced dad. RTs = the unanimous view of all lawyers everywhere.Legal Eagle 🦅 @AllThingsCivil
7K Followers 3K Following Hot takes on the law, the military, my dogs, and lunch • עם ישראל חי • я ненавижу коммунистовCaltrans District 8 @Caltrans8
42K Followers 470 Following California DOT - District 8 (Riverside and San Bernardino Counties). Site is not continuously monitored. In case of an emergency, please dial 911.Stephanie McDonald @charlestonjudge
140 Followers 553 Followingderek guy @dieworkwear
850K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. PorterCPAnxious @RealEmShady
9K Followers 3K Following Alcohol Industry Accounting Senior Manager🍷 | Ole Miss alum from Arkansas | she/her |Steve Vladeck @steve_vladeck
217K Followers 3K Following @ksvesq’s husband; father of daughters; C.A. Wright Chair in Federal Courts @UTexasLaw; #SCOTUS nerd @CNN; NYT bestseller: https://t.co/FmqTSPSMH3; #LGMthank you for this @dril
1.8M Followers 425 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My DreamLaura Nieusma @LauraNieusma
149 Followers 414 Following I like dogs, vaccines, Taco Bell, and National Parks. I don’t like the shoe noise in basketball and receiving faxes. Divorce lawyer by day, knitter by night.mads👩🏻💻cy.. @inreGray
10K Followers 7K Following Your local data privacy & cybersecurity lawyer. Proud HBCU graduate & AKA. Aussie immigrant. The World Wide Web is my oyster. Judge is my dog.NWS San Diego @NWSSanDiego
90K Followers 1K Following National Weather Service | San Diego 24/7 Warnings, forecasts, and support. Serving San Diego, Orange, Riverside and San Bernardino Counties.Naveen Kabir @NaveenKabirEsq
1K Followers 5K Following Lawyer | Admitted in CA & NY | Tweets Are Not Legal AdviceMary Hackett @maryrhackett
75 Followers 121 Following Lawyer. Yoga Instructor. Bicoastal. Opinions are what you think they are.regalhomefragrance @regalfragrance
2 Followers 4 Following Regal Home Fragrance delivers luxury, hand-crafted fragrances with unique scents inspired by life and travel.Lawyers Behaving Badl.. @badlawyerpod
4K Followers 3 FollowingYooty, Jr. @yootyjr
316 Followers 408 Following I do court things. The REAL yooty jr. Fan of #appellatetwitter. Not legal advice; just regular advice. I post 🇰🇷/⚖️/🐶/🌿/🍟 things.Elizabeth Holt Andrew.. @EHA_appeals
3K Followers 5K Following Windward of home. Attorney @troutmanpepper in San Francisco. She/herDave Wasserman @Redistrict
642K Followers 1K Following Senior Editor & Elections Analyst of the nonpartisan @CookPolitical Report w/ @AmyEWalter. Nerd for 🗺️ maps, ⛷️ ski slopes & 🎻 trad tunes. Has seen enough.EsqTired @legallyopposed
1K Followers 478 Following Lawyer surviving millennial life with anxiety by tweeting through it and trying to make my billables. Also yes. This is an alt account. She/herPhillips P. OBrien @PhillipsPOBrien
200K Followers 2K Following Professor of Strategic Studies, @univofstandrews; Author of The Strategists (Summer 2024): https://t.co/l2PkpyDtDwMolly @MamaWeasleyy
5K Followers 693 Following med/STEM in a previous life. wife+mom. I got 100s of kids in covid vax trials. Lady Whistlevax. fantasy romance reader. anti-hate protrans she/herI yam a water jug @iyamtired
680 Followers 381 Following women's wrongs activist. nsfw. LinkedIn headshot twitter go away. venmo @ iyamtiredLaLa🧚🏾♀️.. @LittleBitOfLaLa
1K Followers 709 Following (Reluctantly an attorney) SHE/HER/SUCCUBUS. Feral Fairy. Bruja. Hellborn Hippie. We real Black+Feminist AF on this page. Find me front row somewhere fangirling.Josie Potenza @jigsawjune
536 Followers 422 Following I thought somebody could tell me how - but I found nobody couldJames Tiehm @jtiehm
81 Followers 189 FollowingJoanne L. Molinaro, T.. @thekoreanvegan
55K Followers 1K Following NYT bestselling author of James Beard Award Winning book: The Korean Vegan. I hate racism. I love kimchi. I still lawyer for BigLaw but opinions are my own.Meghan @MG1852
444 Followers 646 Following HHI, SC native, ex CLTer, now living in the desert beach that is LA.Buckley @buckl3y
4K Followers 608 Following #TKE #NYCFC #MCFC #RFC #QPR #RavensFlock #DirtyWater #NYR #WeAre I mostly tweet about sports. | Part time complainer.Lisa Kinsey @realLisaKinsey
2K Followers 1K Following She/Her. Posts about: my fam, gardening, pets, good food, occasionally politics and social justice. Sass and sarcasm is my favorite.Lady Voldemort @LadyVoldemort09
1K Followers 707 Following Litigator. Chronically ill. Adult emo. Crazy basset hound lady. Stevie Nicks is my fairy godmother. I do circus things for fun. She/her.Mike Rich @AlabamaFAR
262 Followers 262 Following Federal Procurement. Legal Writing *views*. Dad, Oklahoma Sooners Fan. OU ‘97 UA ‘12 He/Him/His. All opinions are (1) good and (2) not shared by @BurrForman.Mac & Fees @FeesMac
219 Followers 414 Following He/Him and if you think pronouns in profiles are bad you can eat my shit snowflake. Lawyer. Tweets not even good advice, much less legal.Reductress @Reductress
298K Followers 657 Following The one and only fake women's news magazine. Shop, learn and listen to everything Reductress: https://t.co/rZ2ivP7vKOR.O. Kwon 권�.. @rokwon
53K Followers 8K Following 📚 EXHIBIT, a novel, out 5.21.24 • THE INCENDIARIES, a national bestseller • co-edited KINK • ✍🏻 @nytimes @newyorker @vanityfair @guardian • she/her 🌈Bridget Mary McCormac.. @BridgetMaryMc
15K Followers 2K Following President and CEO of the American Arbitration Association. Retired Justice of the @MISupremeCt. Go Blue.Igor Bobic @igorbobic
165K Followers 962 Following Senior politics reporter at HuffPost. California raised, Bosnia born. Former Chargers fan. [email protected]Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1
1.4M Followers 761 Following Executive Producer @TheWeekendMSNBC. Opinions mine. Do not congratulate. THREADS @griffinkyle@MattNowak1 @yooty In fairness, we were warned.
The dude who made my breakfast sandwich at Dunkin whispered I put a bagel in there for you too lmaooo I will never get sick of free stuff for being cute 😂 sorry if I’m part of the problem
My friend Viv and I used to go on our lil broke girls trips in our twenties and we still go on our trips now but we are way less broke 😂 can’t wait to see her in July 🥹🥹
I want to passive aggressively send this to every one of my friends who can’t be on time 😂
I feel personally attacked. 🤣
@yooty Unless it's to offer you a Diet Coke or snackies.
@yooty This is Kobe levels of "I do not wish to be perceived at this time."
Being by far the less annoying and clingy dog, it’s easy to not notice when Bella is missing. Today, she ended up getting locked out on the deck for an hour. Here she is after her dramatic rescue.
@yooty Time for the biggest McD's Diet Coke available.