J.J. @J_Dot_J
Lawyer. Mom. Wife. One half of the Lawyers Behaving Badly podcast. Objectively best Twitter account in Dallas. Texas Fight. #MFFL #GoStars P1 She/Her podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/law… Texas, USA Joined February 2009-
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She wasn’t quite relaxed yet, so she then shot each of those puppies in the face
She wasn’t quite relaxed yet, so she then shot each of those puppies in the face
"Simply put, yesterday’s show of force in response to a peaceful gathering and the dozens of arrests of peaceful protesters, and at least one journalist, make clear UT Austin has abdicated its constitutional and state-mandated obligations to protect expressive rights on campus"
"Simply put, yesterday’s show of force in response to a peaceful gathering and the dozens of arrests of peaceful protesters, and at least one journalist, make clear UT Austin has abdicated its constitutional and state-mandated obligations to protect expressive rights on campus"
malik nabers wide open looking for a pass from daniel jones
falcons gave kirk cousins a zillion dollars and drafted a dude the same age as him. whew, glad i'm off that narcotic. you still on that narcotic? how that sh t feel?
kirk cousins in atlanta watching the falcons draft michael penix jr
If students in Texas wanted the police to stay off of their campus they should have started shooting people at school
If students in Texas wanted the police to stay off of their campus they should have started shooting people at school
I wonder how many lawyers who have dealt with noncompetes extensively actually believe those agreements are necessary for reasons other than deterrence (outside exceptions like the sale of a business). Ever tried enforcing a noncompete? Do you have 500K to blow in 2 months?
They’re still missing so please keep an eye out!
They’re still missing so please keep an eye out!
Lost dogs! Coppell area folks: A dear friend is currently in another country and her family’s dogs (Biscuit and Mickey) got out and are loose. PLEASE be on the lookout for them and feel free to contact me/reply if you see them. I’ll pass it along to her.
As the saying goes: They say we should only speak good of the dead. OJ Simpson is dead. Good.
Out today: - Gita Santano’s lawsuit v @MLAGlobal. - An AZ Cardinals update - Alex Spiro apparently doing a little light UPL Plus! - We blame Emily Henry for the state of our TikTok FYPs - Eclipsorama - HOA drama podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/law…
We've recorded a new @badlawyerpod episode as proof of life, and also to discuss the hot toppies that caught our attention recently. And also, we laughed. A lot.
I haven't read the replies yet, but I'm guessing there are a lot with "WELL ACTUALLY" because this belief refuses to die
I haven't read the replies yet, but I'm guessing there are a lot with "WELL ACTUALLY" because this belief refuses to die
KSV @KSVesq
39K Followers 902 Following Mother of dragons. Color commentary for @steve_vladeck. Lawyer turned legal recruiter. Tweets my own and almost certainly sarcastic.
Raffi Melkonian @RMFifthCircuit
66K Followers 3K Following Appellate lawyer at Wright, Close & Barger in Houston, with a Fifth Circuit and TX appellate practice. So-called Dean, #appellatetwitter (banner from Art Lien)
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu
32K Followers 655 Following chief revenue officer @latitude_legal // left the law to sell stuff to lawyers
Sean Marotta @smmarotta
36K Followers 907 Following Partner with @HoganLovells's Appellate and Supreme Court group. #AppellateTwitter member. Tweets mine. Banner image by @Courtartist.
Liz Gil @LizCGil
24K Followers 6K Following founding atty @ optimal counsel. startup lawyer. dog momager. alum @fenwickwest. @lizcgil.bsky.social. she/her. opinions my own. 🇨🇺🗽🦎
Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison
19K Followers 4K Following Husband. Dad. Oklahoman. Foodie. Amateur Golfer. Personal Injury Attorney.
Andrew Kinsey @KinseyAndrew
11K Followers 1K Following Nobody special. Just a lawyer with a family. Oxford comma advocate. SFF fan. Hobby woodworker, baker, and gardener. He/Him.
Michelle Strowhiro @strowhiro
11K Followers 1K Following Partner @McDermottLaw | Employment law + M&A | Mom of 2 | #penfluencer | #lawtwitter crochet club | Views, pens, pans, & puns are my own
Hannah @hannnahmmarie
21K Followers 1K Following civil rights lawyer | no rights without remedies | words mostly on PACER
Judge Stephen Dillard @JudgeDillard
33K Followers 8K Following Presiding Judge & 30th Chief Judge @AppealsCourtGA | @SamfordU 1992 - Pres. Emeritus @SamfordAlumni | @MC_Law 1996 | @DukeLaw (LLM 2025) | All views are my own.
Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman
27K Followers 2K Following I work on behalf of the wrongfully or unfairly convicted. I also try cases. Partner at Sessions & Fleischman. https://t.co/rPwJD1R0Bb https://t.co/ZkenzMaCeb
Sara Warf @SaraBWarf
11K Followers 1K Following Law Prof @unc_law (research & writing + clerkship writing). Former appellate clerk & atty. she/her. Likes: pockets on dresses. Dislikes: surprise driveway tubs.
Kendyl Hanks ❤️�.. @HanksKendyl
12K Followers 2K Following Texan by birth & choice. #AppellateTwitter @LadyLawyerDiary #FlyFishing #Orchids. @UTexasLaw, Princeton, @phwff. It’s been fun y’all. [email protected]
Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw
10K Followers 3K Following Texas non-compete & trade secret law. Also likes jazz, handstand pushups, Dallas Cowboys. Blog https://t.co/CLP7D26jT8 rated “unspeakably bad” by Twitter.
Lawyer Cat* @LawyerCat_
26K Followers 381 Following Litigation partner. BigLaw escapee. Divorced dad. RTs = the unanimous view of all lawyers everywhere.
Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg
39K Followers 18K Following WARNING: May cause cognitive dissonance. If this occurs, unfollow or block me. Don't yell or spin what I said. Bluesky: https://t.co/eUcjpl8esr
Carl Cecere @CecereCarl
9K Followers 600 Following Owner, Cecere PC. Supreme Court and appellate advocacy.
ZizouCollins @SirZ_C
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Sheshou @Sheshou262554
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Counsel JP Madondo (S.. @Jeromepaida87
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Ankit Singla @In_AnkitSingla
859 Followers 6K Following Student of Life Science and Exploring the Power of Science Communication
Josh Autry @joshautry
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Brendan Conroy @Brendan42115838
0 Followers 2K Following
NORBERT WEBER♉GERMA.. @NORBERT2904
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Shana @Elsie1461561
49 Followers 1K Following I am a lively and cheerful girl who would like to meet a good friend.
Holiday ❤︎ @wheresholiday
1K Followers 5K Following Made out of stardust 🌟; 💯PROGRESSIVE; 🌲🌈Ally ☀️NorCal 🌎 🌊Healthcare Admin Undergrad 👩🎓CALCARE AB2200-single-payer healthcare for CALIFORNIA 😎
Four Seasons Landscap.. @Patrick95964061
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Brian @briangoff
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Truth Matters @MAUIGYPSY
4K Followers 5K Following Retired 911 dispatcher..fire/EMS/police. EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL=MY BODY=MY CHOICE I block stupidity NWMT=Not worth my time. NO DM NO CRYPTO
Johan Engelbrecht @PMEattorneys
321 Followers 3K Following
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850 Followers 5K Following exposing #fbi and #doj corruption #corruption #maga #redwave over 100 documents proving that the fbi and doj are corrupt #letitiajames #merrickgarland
Celine Calpo @CelineCalpo
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Head Yankee @HeadYankee
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Stay Tuned from Chica.. @ChicagoPatriot9
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José R. Cintrón-Cab.. @jcintroncabrera
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paul @paul83426792785
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1 & only 'Suga' @OneandonlySuga
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Ashlee Howard @ashlee4077
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sarah from kansas @okay_tweets_
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WittyWanderess @WWanderess49508
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Alex (Oleksandr) Kasi.. @olexandrkasian
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Marktech @Marktech
452 Followers 1K Following Let me have books about me that are fat. Tout passe, tout lasse, tout casse. Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
Clara Hart @clara_hart68484
847 Followers 3K Following Transitioning out of Twitter, X and invest in border issues, former refugee. I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 🚫DM please!
Websuccess Jen @JWebsuccess
265 Followers 0 Following Life journey is solving problems,Expect problems and overcome Protect ourselves.We are fearful if we don't know .https://t.co/JjN4P78n5N
KSV @KSVesq
39K Followers 902 Following Mother of dragons. Color commentary for @steve_vladeck. Lawyer turned legal recruiter. Tweets my own and almost certainly sarcastic.
Raffi Melkonian @RMFifthCircuit
66K Followers 3K Following Appellate lawyer at Wright, Close & Barger in Houston, with a Fifth Circuit and TX appellate practice. So-called Dean, #appellatetwitter (banner from Art Lien)
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu
32K Followers 655 Following chief revenue officer @latitude_legal // left the law to sell stuff to lawyers
Sean Marotta @smmarotta
36K Followers 907 Following Partner with @HoganLovells's Appellate and Supreme Court group. #AppellateTwitter member. Tweets mine. Banner image by @Courtartist.
Michelle Strowhiro @strowhiro
11K Followers 1K Following Partner @McDermottLaw | Employment law + M&A | Mom of 2 | #penfluencer | #lawtwitter crochet club | Views, pens, pans, & puns are my own
Hannah @hannnahmmarie
21K Followers 1K Following civil rights lawyer | no rights without remedies | words mostly on PACER
Judge Stephen Dillard @JudgeDillard
33K Followers 8K Following Presiding Judge & 30th Chief Judge @AppealsCourtGA | @SamfordU 1992 - Pres. Emeritus @SamfordAlumni | @MC_Law 1996 | @DukeLaw (LLM 2025) | All views are my own.
Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman
27K Followers 2K Following I work on behalf of the wrongfully or unfairly convicted. I also try cases. Partner at Sessions & Fleischman. https://t.co/rPwJD1R0Bb https://t.co/ZkenzMaCeb
Sara Warf @SaraBWarf
11K Followers 1K Following Law Prof @unc_law (research & writing + clerkship writing). Former appellate clerk & atty. she/her. Likes: pockets on dresses. Dislikes: surprise driveway tubs.
Kendyl Hanks ❤️�.. @HanksKendyl
12K Followers 2K Following Texan by birth & choice. #AppellateTwitter @LadyLawyerDiary #FlyFishing #Orchids. @UTexasLaw, Princeton, @phwff. It’s been fun y’all. [email protected]
Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw
10K Followers 3K Following Texas non-compete & trade secret law. Also likes jazz, handstand pushups, Dallas Cowboys. Blog https://t.co/CLP7D26jT8 rated “unspeakably bad” by Twitter.
Lawyer Cat* @LawyerCat_
26K Followers 381 Following Litigation partner. BigLaw escapee. Divorced dad. RTs = the unanimous view of all lawyers everywhere.
Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg
39K Followers 18K Following WARNING: May cause cognitive dissonance. If this occurs, unfollow or block me. Don't yell or spin what I said. Bluesky: https://t.co/eUcjpl8esr
Carl Cecere @CecereCarl
9K Followers 600 Following Owner, Cecere PC. Supreme Court and appellate advocacy.
alexandra j. roberts @lexlanham
21K Followers 7K Following professor of law & media at @nusl & @nu_camd teaching & writing on IP, trademarks, ads, entertainment law, MLMs; @nuslclic fellow (she/her)
Collin S @cseguin03
3K Followers 2K Following He/Him. Boston U and UConn Law Alum. Food enthusiast. Treat people right and you’ll never go wrong.
Cookie Expert @JeffAllen71
39K Followers 704 Following Former Footballer turned Cookie Expert @cookiesociety. Illini Alumn, Retired 9 year NFL Vet @illinifootball @chiefs
Kyle Robisch @FloridaManEsq_
2K Followers 1K Following Partner @latitude_legal | flex legal talent | ex @bradleylegal & @venablellp | @vanderbiltlaw and @UF grad | "A man of taste" -@robertfreundlaw
dave lane @oldwaver
26K Followers 1K Following Gen X Davey @dfwticket & High T with Old Waver: drunkest music + beer podcast on the internets #HTWOW 🎧https://t.co/PqQzF5xrqP💰https://t.co/OA5LYWZ0gA
Robert Griffin III @RGIII
2.2M Followers 1K Following To God Be The Glory-@GGriffinIII❤️ #GirlDad 👧🏽👧🏽👧🏽👶🏽❤️Heisman-Pro Bowl QB-Subscribe to my YOUTUBE https://t.co/RtAWdjBoU2
Robbie Kaplan @kaplanrobbie
36K Followers 2K Following Mother, wife, lawyer. Won Windsor, Charlottesville, Carroll (twice). Featured in HBO documentary, "No Accident." Started @KaplanHecker. All tweets my own.
community notes viola.. @cnviolations
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Dylan Federico @DylanFedericoWX
13K Followers 2K Following @FOX4 Meteorologist | Mississippi State Alumnus | Hurricane Chaser | NOLA Native
John Cena @JohnCena
14.3M Followers 777K Following A forum of thoughts and perspectives designed to ignite conversations and actions leading to growth, and occasional self promotion. #NeverGiveUp #RiseAboveHate
Taylor Nation @taylornation13
3.1M Followers 875 Following Straight from THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. #TSTTPD out now! 🤍
Clarence Hill Jr @clarencehilljr
86K Followers 2K Following Cowboys writer since 97: Battle tested, SEVEN coaches, 4 playoff wins, countless scandals, controversies and unfulfilled expectations. Don't blame me though.
Carroll Dragons @SLCAthletics
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher
1.5M Followers 2K Following “Vitriolic” and now “shrill”media lady, though dogs can hear me loud and clear
erica orden @eorden
80K Followers 1K Following Legal reporter at Politico, covering SDNY, etc. Priors: @CNN, @WSJ. I'm good at weaseling my way to the front of a gaggle. DMs are open.
Joe Patrice @JosephPatrice
17K Followers 5K Following "One of the great journalists of our time... Joe Patrice at Above the Law" -- Judge William Pryor. Trump sought a mistrial over one of my articles.
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9K Followers 258 Following Master of Bits with Little to No Payoff. Idiot Devil Man. Batman Nerd. 12-7.
Behind The Bastards @bastardspod
112K Followers 121 Following From Hitler’s love of YA fiction to Saddam Hussein's shameful romance novels, this podcast sheds new, weird light on history's monsters. Hosted by @IwriteOK.
Matt McClearin @McMattRadio
18K Followers 282 Following 10a-1p on @dfwticket with Donovan Lewis on The Invasion. Rockwall alum. JFND. Texas State University Radio Hall of Famer and alum. Craft beer lover.
reb @rebmasel
28K Followers 268 Following J.D./Attorney/@rebmasel on TikTok/“the chick who reads court transcripts?”/host of @rebuttalpod❤️🔥 B/I: [email protected]
Patrick Svitek @PatrickSvitek
68K Followers 11K Following Politics breaking news reporter, @WashingtonPost. Formerly @TexasTribune and @HoustonChron. Email me at [email protected].
Concerned Parent in N.. @ZachRunsThings
16K Followers 1K Following Concerned Parent in North Texas (for pretend, mostly)
Lauren McGaughy 🎧 @lmcgaughy
26K Followers 5K Following Investigative reporter & editor for The Texas Newsroom @NPR @KUT • Ex-@dallasnews @houstonchron @NOLAnews • FOIA nerd • hoya | who dat • she | her [email protected]
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Law Prof. Christa Las.. @ChristaLaser
2K Followers 791 Following Professor of innovation & intellectual property law | web3, AI, tech, patents, courts, etc. | photographer https://t.co/hgGSmKsR3t | investor | writer
Elyse Dorsey @ElyseOnLife
432 Followers 287 Following Examining antitrust and competition policy. Applying law and economics. Loving all the pups. #metoolaw
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382 Followers 2K Following Living proof that life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
Marc Istook @MarcIstook
10K Followers 1K Following Morning anchor @WFAADaybreak | @WFAA | TCU alum | 3x Emmy Winner https://t.co/GizbeN99LD
Mina Kimes @minakimes
897K Followers 2K Following NFL @ ESPN, crossword enthusiast, taller than you think. Wins are not a QB stat ✌️
Taylor Swift @taylorswift13
95.4M Followers 0 Following All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out now 🤍
Txnewsprincess @txnewsprincess
5K Followers 3K Following Chief cook and bottle washer. Did that thing that time that sometimes people remember. Hates lima beans.
Tarrant County Burnin.. @sportsidiocracy
2K Followers 5K Following Y’all means all. Unhoused is a policy choice. YIMBY. Republican gun policies kill. Just want to enjoy my sports in peace
The Eras Tour @TSTheErasTour
420K Followers 651 Following #TSTheErasTour. All Access to Event Details & More. Fan account, not affiliated with @taylorswift13
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Bradley P. Moss @BradMossEsq
216K Followers 911 Following Father of daughters. I talk on TV sometimes. Same handle elsewhere. I did not pay for the blue check.
Law Dork @lawdorknews
5K Followers 1 Following The home for @chrisgeidner’s newsletter, Law Dork. Subscribe at the link below! Just a feed of posts here; follow @chrisgeidner for commentary and more.
Tom Leatherbury @Tsleather
1K Followers 3K Following Texas media and appellate lawyer; retired @VECareers; Director, First Amendment Clinic, @SMULawClinics @SMULawSchool; Everton; opinions are my own
derek guy @dieworkwear
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Stephanie Williams (s.. @stephruns4
525 Followers 330 Following Married mom of 4. UltraRunner. Writer. Pro volunteer. Proud 2x school board candidate. Still learning & evolving. I work at a bar 😉 @thebarmethod
Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw
12K Followers 880 Following Lawyer for brands, agencies, and creators. Focusing on marketing & ecommerce issues | Former @gt_law | Ableton enthusiast | https://t.co/4uF71xUjqi
Chris Sadeghi @chrissadeghi
6K Followers 2K Following News reporter in Dallas-Fort Worth for WFAA. Email me at [email protected]
Do you think that Neal Katyal wore his Burning Man propeller hat to that game
you're a very wealthy law firm partner who can afford courtside seats?
Um wow how am I here?
... ... If you are betting, on a game of Skee-Ball, at Dave & Busters, you DEFINITIONALLY have a gambling problem and should seek help not wings.
Dave & Buster's will begin allowing customers to bet on arcade games “Customers can soon make a friendly $5 wager on a Hot Shots basketball game, a bet on a Skee-Ball competition or on another arcade game.” on.nbc10.com/n1G4KHf
Got em coach
LeBron jumped at this woman who was mocking him and scared her 💀
I’ve been seeing a lot of talk about radar wind speeds/beam angle/etc. What if, instead of a mobile radar, we have a device that carries numerous small sensors. The sensors would go up into the tornado and accurately record wind speeds. Here is a rough design of my idea:
Yikes. Debt collection agencies necessarily have the kind of data that *will* cause immense harm if not adequately secured. Any debt collector who has a data breach should be required to pay off/wipe every account they're collecting on as punishment. tomsguide.com/computing/onli…
But sure, let's pretend TikTok is the threat to personal data we should be worried about.
What an idiotic comment. Mavs went to WCF in 2022. That’s not a bounce-back?
Our franchise can’t recover from the bubble vs the clippers… pls stop
You’ll recall that Southlake @Carrollisd removed these once explicit protections from its code of conduct, claiming that these students would be still be protected under federal law. Now our Governor Abbott says that our district is free to discriminate.
Gov. Greg Abbott ordered the Texas Education Agency on Monday to ignore a Biden administration rule that expanded federal sex discrimination protections to include LGBTQ+ students. bit.ly/3QnY18E
I don’t understand how you write a memoir about how you murder puppies and don’t think that’s going to be bad for your image
I just rewatched Interstellar for the first time after becoming a parent and i think they must have added some scenes that made me cry a lot
Ways you can tell a solo lawyer wrote the appellate brief: - Pages smell like cigarette smoke - Uses “comprises” incorrectly - commas in introductory signals italicized (or is it not italicized?) - “That dog won’t hunt.” - Two words: Ketchup stains. #AppellateTwitter
Some news, as they say: This is my last week at Whistler Partners. It's been an amazing time with some of the best colleagues in the business. I am forever grateful to Whistler for taking a chance on a random law firm partner who thought she might be an ok legal recruiter.
When you’ve lost Tomi Lahren ….Anyway, ranching does not excuse you from being a moral human being. This isn’t “Yellowstone” where they take problematic people “to the train station”. If ranching involves shooting puppies then ranching culture is a problem.
Kristi Noem on her way to decapitate your emotional support poodle
Check in on the people in your life who are basketball fans. What they are being forced to watch during every single timeout during the playoffs is truly traumatizing and something we would have all considered unthinkable even a year ago.
Bold of you to assume anyone was dying to work for you
Attention job seekers. I will not hire any recent graduate of Columbia, because that school is so tainted that I will not be able to trust in the character nor the educational attainment of any of its students. And I furthermore will not hire any older graduates either, because…
that's not fair my app doesn't "charge people for clean drinking water" it acts as an intermediary to efficiently allocate clean water to the party most materially interested in obtaining it
VC Brain in action: why would a young intelligent person want to end a historic war crime when they could invent an app that charges people for clean drinking water?
This is why cops should never, ever complain about having to wear cameras. This officer probably just had his career saved by his camera after pulling over County DA @sandra_doorley, a person who will now become famous. wxxinews.org/local-news/202…
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