Rabbi Legal Shmendrik, Esq. @legalshmendrik
🧠🌶️ exceptional^2 New York, USA Joined August 2011-
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Collecting diagnoses like they’re Pokémon doo doo doo
The deeply fucked up part of trauma healing is that good things don’t feel good at first
my favorite thing about being a lawyer the son of lawyer is when someone tells me something is "the law" and I'm like eh dont know how i feel about that based solely on gut instinct and after 2 minutes of researching turning out to be correct
any of my NY lawtweeps experts in nonprofit law?
Lawyers should understand this when communicating with clients.
Lawyers should understand this when communicating with clients.
Looking forward to the post about “high performer” who tanks the team trust and kills it worse than a mediocre player
Looking forward to the post about “high performer” who tanks the team trust and kills it worse than a mediocre player
Not enough money in the world
Me and whom??
Absofuckinglutely wild having two dead parents who are still actually walking around unable to do even the most elemental parts of parenting
Wild to me how folks cant recognize the antisemitism in blaming Israel for things the British empire and the UN did but that’s just me. What do i know
I can still max out the peloton resistance 🚴😅💪
I agree with most of these. Startups really need to take many of these seriously otherwise they’re just lighting time energy and money on fire
I agree with most of these. Startups really need to take many of these seriously otherwise they’re just lighting time energy and money on fire
My law school gpa and bar exam score… (90th percentile)
My law school gpa and bar exam score… (90th percentile)
"The goal of trauma healing must be to relieve, not intensify, suffering. Common sense requires improving quality of life to be the primary goal. Revisiting the horrors of the past should only be a part of the process when it serves that goal." --Babette Rothschild
Really looking forward to regular every day normal things not triggering me
Maybe dont drag colleagues on here just to mock them for their court filings about their personal lives‽ just an idea. This profession is toxic enough and you dont know whats going on behind closed doors.
I had 3 calls go well today so naturally i… cried… cPTSD is fun 12/10 do not recommend
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my nice (other) boss, the one who's bewildered by me leaving, sent me a $200 bottle of whiskey for closing the five country deal. he didn't have to, and the money at this level is essentially meaningless, but it's the gesture. which is also unnecessary. he's just like that.
Blackthorne: Three months to complete all discovery? Are you mad? Why not order me to subdue a tiger with my bare hands or put out a fire with my testicles, so long as we're assigning ludicrous tasks? Mariko: The Anjin has concerns about the scheduling order. #lawtwitter
@legalshmendrik They feel very, very lonely
I apparently forgot to take my meds this morning and I just now realized why I cried four times today. So, pharmaceuticals do work!
Me: Whose dirty socks are on the floor? 11-year-old: There's no way to know. Me: I could make you try them on. 11: This isn't Cinderella.
@RMFifthCircuit I’m still holding out hope that one day we end up with the Pillsbury Debevoise.
I was ambivalent about this merger but obviously now it must happen.
If Troutman Pepper and Locke Lord do merge, I hope they go with “TroutLord” because the fish motif possibilities are endless. Partners = sharks Associates = minnows Managing partner = Megalodon Recruitment = fishing season.
Happy anniversary to one of the times I used my mom’s words against her 🥰
Do I wish I lived in a low-tax state? No. Fuck no. I’d rather live in states with abundant social services, voting rights, women’s rights, labor rights, environmental protection, LGBTQ+ rights, plentiful public spaces, longer lifespans with a higher quality of life, diverse…
I see this question constantly on here & I’m just gonna say it. If you won’t kiss a partner after you had them put their mouth on/in YOU, then you are not mature enough to be having sex. I will die on this hill.
are u kissing ur partner after u just got ate up ?
@legalshmendrik This too x.com/cremieuxrecuei…
@EikoFried There's also a box and whisker version:
@legalshmendrik Yep. I DO sleep like a baby.
@legalshmendrik a huge missed opportunity for this to not have "colorable"
The best workout is the one you consistently get in. The best time to workout is whenever you can consistently do it. Start there. No need to glorify a type of workout or working out a time of day. What matters most is you get it in.
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