it's coup for my family @GhostEsq
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Gonna tell our kids this is Jason Statham.
Sebastian Vettel will drive Ayrton Senna's McLaren MP4/8 at the Emilia-Romagna Grand Prix as a tribute to the late F1 icon 👇 #F1 #Senna30 f1.com/Vettel-Drive-S…
benefits from your job should include a pillow to scream into
never misses, my God
Biden trying to distract the students who are protesting a US-funded genocide with some marijuana legislation is such a fucking joke
I am extremely grateful to have a job that aligns with my values when the world is going to shit, but my brain feels like static. How can I focus when our leaders are ignoring and funding genocide and sending in police in riot gear against peaceful protesters?
"hey just looping in some people I cannot believe were left off of the original email and also why should I have to do this" has been sent twice so far today
Do u ever look in the mirror and just hope it isn't accurate
still not over how good Tampa Bay did City Connect
Fanatics making a betting platform makes me think they would pay out in thousand dollar bills printed on tissue paper
The Rays are giving away Flappy Boi hoodies
Just finished a Going Postal reread and this bit, every time, so good
were there a bunch of little kids out there like "I hope one day I grow up to be an asshole in riot gear dragging some 19-year-old away from their anti-genocide protest"
what do you call plot armor when it's for Real Madrid in Champions League
I was having a good day I'm not anymore I'm blaming woke
The @TheFranklin's Giant Heart, which turns 70 this year, is closing. But don't worry, it's not a total eclipse of the heart, just a temporary closure. inquirer.com/entertainment/…
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Liz Gil @LizCGil
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Andrew Kinsey @KinseyAndrew
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Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison
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anxiety at law 🤍 @ANXIETYATLAW
11K Followers 1K Following Esq. ⚖️ miserable & magical✨she/her 🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛ views are not my employer’s. 🫶🏼
J.J. @J_Dot_J
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This Barbie Was Retur.. @wstafrican
3K Followers 2K Following an Aries, an apocalypse. a hot chip. excitable! not a serious person. a traveler. a lawyer. could you at least be witty if you’re going to argue with me?
🏃♀️⚖️ @CanPanicNow
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ALJ Dredd @UnionSaltBae
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Sara Warf @SaraBWarf
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Daddy Spidey🕷 @SpideyAtLaw
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Mallory Eeeeeeee @primnimproper_
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recovering female lit.. @katesquire
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Ashley on the Avenue @Briefslayer
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Hannah @hannnahmmarie
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anxiety at law 🤍 @ANXIETYATLAW
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This Barbie Was Retur.. @wstafrican
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🏃♀️⚖️ @CanPanicNow
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ALJ Dredd @UnionSaltBae
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Sara Warf @SaraBWarf
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Daddy Spidey🕷 @SpideyAtLaw
3K Followers 449 Following Friendly neighborhood employment attorney. Not a man but I’ll be your daddy 💋
Mallory Eeeeeeee @primnimproper_
7K Followers 4K Following Sorta-sabbitical-ing lawyer mom, indigent parent counsel, plush robe and blanket enthusiast, Roger the alien fangirl, casually profane, bakes and builds shit.
recovering female lit.. @katesquire
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Melissa Stewart @LissaJoStewart
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Ashley on the Avenue @Briefslayer
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Hannah @hannnahmmarie
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Judge Stephen Dillard @JudgeDillard
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sometimes atheists make theism sound amazing
Biden trying to distract the students who are protesting a US-funded genocide with some marijuana legislation is such a fucking joke
The 2016 election radicalized me (towards the left) so I dropped everything to go to law school to work in civil rights. If this moment is radicalizing you, and you don’t know where to put the energy, my DMs are open. There are a lot of ways to fight, and when we fight, we win.
i really can't stress how useful it would be for people in political media to occasionally, from time to time, read a book
“Peaceful non violence” was the predicate of the Civil Rights Movement. Taking over a building and destroying property feels January 6th ish to me. 🤷🏽♂️
we will knock the teeth out of the mouths of every associate professor and poli sci major in this god damn country if that's what it takes to make you love netanyahu
This is absolutely a win, it is the furthest anyone has ever gotten with the administration on this issue, and, at the same time, it's true that it does not address the immediate harm and gives the university many outs
VICTORY!! BROWN COMMITS TO DIVESTMENT VOTE! Brown administration has conceded to students’ demand that the Corporation vote on divestment after years of tireless pressure from the student body, 61 student arrests, an eight day hunger strike and seven days of encampment
I am extremely grateful to have a job that aligns with my values when the world is going to shit, but my brain feels like static. How can I focus when our leaders are ignoring and funding genocide and sending in police in riot gear against peaceful protesters?
“Please consider the environment before printing this email” is like if an email signature could wear TOMS shoes
This is an exceedingly common bicycle lock. It’s a type Columbia public safety has promoted to its students. How did this claim get all the way onto tv?
Deputy Commissioner Tarik Sheppard shows the chains used to secure Hamilton Hall at Columbia University. "This is not what students bring to school. This is what professionals bring to campuses and universities."
NYPD beats up some students and faculty and it’s basically Iwo Jima.
#HAPPENINGNOW: An incredible scene and proud moment as we have assisted @CityCollegeNY in restoring order on campus, culminating in raising Old Glory once again on their campus flagpole. 🇺🇸 @NYPDPC @NYPD1stDep @NYPDChiefOfDept @NYPDChiefPatrol @NYPDnews
I know this guy is a professional, but can you imagine the stress of 40,000+ people relying on you to haul ass through this while "Holding out for a Hero" is blasting on the speakers
In case you wanted to know how bee extermination works
Ellie had some choice words for our pet sitter @sampincura_ today, namely “WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOM?!”
Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵
@GhostEsq But also, their machines would accept thousand dollar bills printed on tissue paper
Yankees lose to the O's again
Trevi got a chance to pitch and only wanted to throw knuckleballs 😂
New lawyers interviewing for jobs, here are some tips. Please add #lawtwitter “We’re like a family here” = we will disrespect your boundaries and you will be here more than you think “Fast paced environment” = management is not great and we’re always being chased by deadlines
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