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Mother of dragons. Color commentary for @steve_vladeck. Lawyer turned legal recruiter. Tweets my own and almost certainly sarcastic. whistlerpartners.com/team/karen-vla… Joined November 2012-
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Me: I just want a nice, simple window treatment that won't break the bank. Window treatment people: Ok no problem! That'll be infinity dollars per window. Will you be paying by card or ACH?
We all knew this take was coming. No one ever, EVER, faults men for being prolific. I am so unbelievably sick of people trying to tear her down. Move along, small ones.
We all knew this take was coming. No one ever, EVER, faults men for being prolific. I am so unbelievably sick of people trying to tear her down. Move along, small ones.
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In case you were wondering, the red wax that Babybel cheese is wrapped in does *not* come out of hair
I am pretty sure my husband didn't have "getting constantly grilled trivia style by our 8-year-old about which Taylor Swift song is on which of her albums" on the parenting bingo card.
Ok after one full listen, my top 5 in no particular order: 1. So Long, London 2. The Manuscript 3. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart 4. I Look in People’s Windows 5. The Albatross #TaylorSwift
Parenting PSA: If you’re moving anytime soon, probably best to skip the new Bluey episode. Wooooboy do we have some feelings in the Vladeck residence tonight.
5-year-old comes out of her room after bedtime for the 4th time. Me, displeased: “Sydney, if you come out again I’m telling [kindergarten teacher].” Haven’t heard a peep since. Teachers are magic.
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16 Followers 534 Following@KSVesq We bought our kids Campfire music players... Just in case you have issues here or god forbid it gets lost
@KSVesq Omg this is going to be great. I remember taking my iPod to camp and listening to the Shrek soundtrack on a loop while falling asleep 🥹
@BMassarsky @KSVesq It's gonna be like 60 hours of @taylorswift13 with a little Olivia Rodrigo for the angry days 🤣
@KSVesq It’ll charge and work like a champ. I still have an iPod 2.0 that works!
@KSVesq yesss I take my Nano to the gym; I don't want or need a whole ass phone just to work out
@KSVesq @JordanAckerMI This is amazing. And now you get to subject her to your most questionable musical downloads!
@KSVesq @JordanAckerMI My fav camp memory is all of us playing Brittney Spears on our boom boxes. Lucky playing at 15 second rounds 💯💯💯
@KSVesq I found my Nano the other day and got unreasonably excited 😂
@KSVesq So am I! I’m sure your household is like mine, cords, chargers to who knows what everywhere.
@steve_vladeck @KSVesq Probably the most important question of all, Steve! 😂
@KSVesq Omg, you should get her an old school Walkman and some old cassettes.
@KSVesq The fact that you had one of these cables to charge it is amazing.
@KSVesq I really wish I’d kept mine. Too easy to get distracted on phone while listening to music