Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw
Texas non-compete & trade secret law. Also likes jazz, handstand pushups, Dallas Cowboys. Blog https://t.co/CLP7D26jT8 rated “unspeakably bad” by Twitter. zachwolfelaw.com Houston, Texas Joined November 2013-
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Checking out the latest Smoke Sessions release this evening #Jazz
I was going to vote Biden, but then some student protestors were kind of cringe.
MARK YOUR CALENDARS, NON-COMPETE NERDS! I will do a webcast for @UTLawCLE on the new FTC non-compete rule on June 14. With a special guest to be announced! By that time will there be a federal court injunction preventing the rule from going into effect? #FTC #NonCompetes
Agreed on all points.
Soon* the Houston weather will be too hot for this. #ZachWolfeLawFirm #HoustonWeather *like, tomorrow
I gotta be honest, everybody’s piling on, but I thought it was funny she did this and tweeted about it. I know, I know, it’s wrong and you shouldn’t do it. I guess I put it in the category “except when it’s funny.”
"Every enemy of the USA has had to face my people on the front line . . ." #DukeEllington youtu.be/50ESwtmPVpo?si…
Zach Wolfe Law Firm stands for truth, justice, and the American way. #ZachWolfeLawFirm
Man, I really need to redesign my makeshift work space. (I would share photos but I'm too embarrassed.) #ZachWolfeLawFirm
Man, I really need to redesign my makeshift work space. (I would share photos but I'm too embarrassed.) #ZachWolfeLawFirm
I disagree with Jerry on this particular point, but everyone piling on like “you haven’t done anything funny in a decade,” I disagree with that too. He’s consistently funny and sharp (to me, at least). And of course, there is at least a grain of truth to what he’s saying.
I disagree with Jerry on this particular point, but everyone piling on like “you haven’t done anything funny in a decade,” I disagree with that too. He’s consistently funny and sharp (to me, at least). And of course, there is at least a grain of truth to what he’s saying.
The great #DukeEllington was born on this day April 29, 1899. In 1962, Duke joined with 2 other masters—Charles Mingus & Max Roach—to record his classic album "Money Jungle." Listen or get the Tone Poet Vinyl Edition: bluenote.lnk.to/DukeEllington-…
I hate to be cynical, but I feel like maybe some politicians might be using these student protests in a crass effort to advance their own political ambitions. I know, that’s crazy, I’m probably just imagining it.
did he burglarize the Wii bowling alley
Hey, y’all, got tips for Emily’s teen daughter on a good book to read for a future lawyer?
Law Twitter: Did you go to law school knowing that you wanted to have the career you got upon graduation? When did you have the "ah ha" moment when you decided you're best suited as a transactional lawyer or a litigator (or tax lawyer, regulatory lawyer, etc.)?
Happy 125th Birthday to Edward Kennedy Ellington! Here's Duke's composition "Solitude," as recorded by Sonny Rollins, Ray Brown and Shelly Manne, from the 1957 Contemporary LP Way Out West: youtube.com/watch?v=_D3zqn…
The day may come when I do not text my wife and children the latest TikTok I think is funny. But it is not this day.
I didn’t go to the Stones concert in Houston because it didn’t feel right with Charlie gone, but maybe that was a mistake. #RollingStones
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Your characterization of a criminal defendant’s first amendment rights is a farce.
The threat to lock up President Trump for exercising his First Amendment rights is outrageous. President Trump is right: the case against him is a farce. The Democrats would turn our country into a banana republic to save Joe Biden’s failed presidency.
@zachwolfelaw @UTLawCLE Where do we sign up for this webcast?
And so it begins. 90-95 probably next week in Houston.
Hot, summer-like temperatures are expected to impact parts of the Gulf Coast states during the second week of May, with many locations possibly reaching record highs in the low to mid 90s May 8-10.
When I’m at Texas Roadhouse and I see my steak and potato come out after I’ve smashed 2 baskets of rolls and cinnamon butter.
Apparently I’m gay because I can cook (and do laundry, go to the grocery store, make my own medical appointments, and do other adult things). Please don’t let my Twitter crushes know and respect my privacy during this difficult situation.
The New York Times will now end every political story slamming Biden for not giving them an interview.
“It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.”
With President Trump in NYC to sit through this sham of a trial. This trial is a travesty of justice. I stand with Trump.
When a lawyer tries to get "gotcha" moments in a deposition it feels like when a comedian can't read the room and none of their jokes are funny. So awkward and cringy.
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@zachwolfelaw You forgot “footnote citations to obscure literary, historical, or cultural references”. 😂
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE—pick me as VP.
Biden supporter democrat “judge” in NY imposes fines on Trump for pointing out the fact that all the people trying to put him in jail are also democrats who support Biden
you're a very wealthy law firm partner who can afford courtside seats?
Um wow how am I here?
"senator" whines about criminal justice system in defense of intimidation tactics
Biden supporter democrat “judge” in NY imposes fines on Trump for pointing out the fact that all the people trying to put him in jail are also democrats who support Biden
Attorneys are only capable of drafting SCOTUS briefs if they come from the biglaw region of France, otherwise they are just a New York consumer fraud attorney in a two-person law firm
@zachwolfelaw I had a similar post a few months back, good suggestions in there. Let me see if I can find it.