Karen, Esq. @comradeflirty
rosé litigant Joined August 2020-
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“Please consider the environment before printing this email” is like if an email signature could wear TOMS shoes
It’s so rewarding to be a part of the Appellate Inn of Court. I feel so bad for small firm lawyers who can only join Motels of Court
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STAY VIGILANT: lawyers are using this symbol to identify one another as gross perverts online. Do not engage!
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Bout to quench my thirst with what is, from what I can tell, a normal Coke Zero.
I totally forgot about the word “twerp” until it just came out of my mouth after reading an email from opposing counsel
I like to get those “healthier” sodas that are only like 30 calories bc they’re flavored with real fruit juice or whatever and then put torani syrup in them to defeat the purpose entirely
Nobody: Monica Lewinsky on twitter: hey everyone don’t forget about the time I sucked the president’s dick
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Historic merger, congrats to counsel on both sides
Historic merger, congrats to counsel on both sides
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because look between 6 and 0 on your keyboard
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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4/20 is over weed addicts crawl back into your sad little hole where you belong
Really don’t like the tone of people going “if you got a tax return you gave the government an interest free loan btw” like I’m some sort of idiot for letting that happen. Maybe I’m just generous. Maybe I wanted to do that. Maybe I was gonna give you one too! But not anymore
She is the most powerful wordsmith of our time
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When I’m in a performative self-loathing competition and my opponent is a lawyer
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cy pres hill, esq. @occamsexacto
113 Followers 179 Following Straight out the fuckin dungeons of tax. Where fake nerds don't make it back.
@comradeflirty calm down Camus it’s too early and sunny for this shit
Got my IUD swapped out for a new one today and the doc asked me what music I’d like her to play during the appointment to help relax me and idk why but I knew immediately that Lana Del Rey was IUD music
any company you buy from online now thinks it's a good idea to send you an email every day by default. digital marketer extermination cannot come soon enough.
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One of the best characters we’ve gotten lately. I hated him at first but now I see the errors of my ways. I’m afraid I have to stan.
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10k all in — courthouse wedding and dinner family only, certificate, reception next day locally
Quick question- how the FUCK do you have a wedding for less than $70k?
@comradeflirty Are there people that regularly print emails? I once had a temp job after my first year of law school where I was told to print emails, but they also used a dialup connection to access email...
@comradeflirty I am a Four Seasons Landscaper of Court, I’ll have you know.
Watching Anyone But You and the idea of making a bunch of people travel to Australia for a wedding is so fucked up that I can barely pay attention to the rest of what’s happening
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