clair with the "esq" @nastywomanatlaw
chaotic good, not great. absolutely no one endorses this, especially not me. South Carolina, USA Joined March 2009-
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grace convinced me and I am an evangelist
*stares in contingency fee*
I'm never not thinking about taskmaster new zealand
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"please make sure your phones are on silent at this time" my phone has been on silent for the last 10 years, if it makes a noise I smash it against the pavement
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the lyric “he avoids me like the plague” would have hit so hard 5 years ago but unfortunately we have learned people do not in fact avoid a plague
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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99% of law is either "it depends" or "let's split the baby"
I haven't looked at my keyboard in years and I don't plan on starting !
bought myself chappell roan tickets for my birthday and I am feeling H-O-T-T-O-G-O
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What’s the name of this album?
@nastywomanatlaw Thank you!!
“I got cursed like Eve got bitten” might be my favorite line in TTPD. Because Eve *didn’t* get bitten. She was not passive. She was deceived by the serpent, yes, but no one forced her hand. Eve chose to bite the fruit. It’s such a layered and deeply self-aware line.
"growing up precocious sometimes means not growing up at all" is so............... seven girlies how are we doing?
Halsey supporting Taylor, flexing her hot bf, feeding the gays and shading matty Healy all at once, that's mother
Good lawyers know the law Great lawyers have great paralegals
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IM CRYING PELASEEEEEEE MATTY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
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“how did u even find out about taylor in 2007” the radio…..?
@nastywomanatlaw The couch or the kitty? Lol thank you!
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