Mean Paralegal™️ @itbwhatitb76
I'm just here for the jokes ✌🏻ex paralegal who abandoned law firms for legal tech - not actually mean. TB hockey fan. FL woman. I bleed pubsubs and sunshine. Sleeping w the television on Joined December 2016-
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You’ve got me fucked up if you think I’m putting on hard pants and nice shoes to squeeze into one of those tiny ass airplane seats. NO.
You’ve got me fucked up if you think I’m putting on hard pants and nice shoes to squeeze into one of those tiny ass airplane seats. NO.
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I’m sorry is the guy singing just… In the middle of the stands? I kind of love this? And everyone is singing along? Together? That’s kind of cute ngl #LAKvsEDM
Tuning in to see the series tied, game tied, shots tied #VGKvsDAL
STOP TALKING ABOUT STAMMER POSSIBLY LEAVING #TBLvsFLA
Today is a no good very bad day. I’ve just got to get through these meetings and then I’m free.
anxiety at law 🤍 @ANXIETYATLAW
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how is it possible that every track/swimming record has been broken repeatedly over the decades but you look up "fastest Kentucky Derby ever" and even though they can breed/train horses however they want, all the records are held by one horse from 1973
listening to a CLE about mental health + wellness in the legal field and while I know this is specifically about work - I really do wish that we as a society encouraged ppl to take care of themselves so they can enjoy life more versus so they can produce more / better work.
Me when the beat drops in Tyrant
@itbwhatitb76 @FairLilith3 But actually, something something free meat market...
Stamkos on considering accepting a lower salary to stay here: "I think that has been a part of everyone's thought process in the core group of guys that we have had here in terms of what guys have taken over the years to stay here. I understand the tax advantage and that type of…
And someone who really hates you will just bring it up out the blue in response to anything you say going forward. “Coming from a bitch who don’t know how to cover her mouth!”
@itbwhatitb76 @woofknight @xTiffVicious They might also be a super powered alien robot! Kicking people out of a bar is the easiest thing in the world. As a paralegal you should know 86ing someone from a bar establishment takes 2 seconds.
When did fanatics start making donuts
@itbwhatitb76 @subnomnomnom I have 50 gallons or so. What's your address?
And just like that, no mint to be found. That being 18 bags of mulch total on this project. @subnomnomnom
He’s… kind of sad now but, these are important lessons. I also anticipate a Google rabbit hole of “do green spaces impact performance” in my near future.
11yo told me that he learned in school that children exposed to green spaces “perform better on tests” and I asked him if the study controlled for economic advantages and he didn’t know and so I told him the study didn’t count as him “learning” something, just repeating something
The dude who made my breakfast sandwich at Dunkin whispered I put a bagel in there for you too lmaooo I will never get sick of free stuff for being cute 😂 sorry if I’m part of the problem
I hate when my friends ask me this. Like when have I ever not allowed“be a bitch for a second” safe space???? 😂😂😂
“can I be a bitch for a second?” girl if there was only 1 second left before the world ended, I’d still let you. please proceed and don’t leave out any details