Lisa Kinsey @realLisaKinsey
She/Her. Posts about: my fam, gardening, pets, good food, occasionally politics and social justice. Sass and sarcasm is my favorite. Joined July 2017-
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But wait! There's more! We have a chick emergency. One of our bebes has a booboo. It's not even a Monday, y'all!
My schedule today: 0740: MRI for my shoulder 0900: Weekly therapy 1015: 15 yr old appt Cardiology 1045: ECG after her appt 1200: Lunch 1445: Eye dr for Tiny (Y'all. She got pecked in the eye by a chicken! 🤦♀️) All in saying is: I am not cooking dinner tonight. Nope.
The bebes have started making the transition to the coop with the big girls. It's a great day to be a chick.
Well, this week is off to a stellar start. 15yr old is in the ER with a lupus/dysautonomia flair. Tiny woke up with a fever and super sore throat. If her fever doesn't come go down, she'll be admitted to CHOP. @KinseyAndrew is on a work trip all week. Happy Monday, y'all!
For those wondering, I am not okay. I just finished the information meeting for Tiny's middle school transition. How on earth is she old enough to be going to middle school this fall?!
I'd rather be in my garden right now, but I'm stuck on the phone trying to schedule 5 appointments for 15yr old. I'm also playing phone tag with Tiny's complex care team for medical letters needed for her middle school transition. 😑
Tiny is giving Mickey a passage about Wrasse Fish and Parrot Fish. He seems very invested in this early morning science lesson. 🥰
Bye-bye, 80s rockstar! Hello, adorable spring haircut!
Tiny decided to channel her inner David Bowie and Jane Fonda. She gave herself a haircut this morning, y'all. There is no fixing this one, so girlfriend is ready and available for any 80s music video openings.
Three doctors' appointments before lunchtime. There is a biblical flood outside. I demand a redo.
Ms. Ma'am says she had a long day, so she's decided this is what she needs: Comfy hammock chair ✅️ YouTube ✅️ Chicken Lo Mein ✅️ Damn spelling and math homework just ruining Tiny's entire vibe.
Binx ALSO knows what you did!
Andrew Kinsey @KinseyAndrew
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The @LEGO_Group wildflower bouquet is lovely 🥰
I think going forward...I'm not going to interact with accounts with less than 500 followers trying to farm NEGATIVE engagement. Basically trolls. Do y'all think that's a good policy? Do y'all think that's a reasonable number?
I’m afraid, my friends, that I win.
Post the last photo of your pet I’ll go first. No cheating 🏖️
Used a new technique and new color combination for this orb!
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DJ Taters is very pleased with his new bunny friend
I think every time the baby and I have a successful solo outing, we should each get a little merit badge like we’re girl scouts
I love him so much but...he's so dumb 😭😭😭
The advice of cleaning your house a little bit everyday so it doesn’t get overwhelming feels like a scam. I live here with a 9 week old baby, a husband, 2 dogs (one who is shedding like crazy), and 2 parakeets. The feel like I am just constantly cleaning my kitchen over and over
I treasure moments like this because he's hard of seeing /hearing... he's constantly looking for me in the house when he used to be so independent. I never take these moments as a bother...stick with him and play as long as he wants because he's 15... and now I'm crying. My baby
Me: why do you have a life jacket on? Little One: because I want to. Me: oh ok, carry on then.
😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He was not ready
I've watched this 10 times. 😆
My older daughter is going to overnight camp this summer. They aren’t allowed to bring devices (which FTR I love!) but they can bring MP3 players with no internet connection to play music. Well, well, well. Look what I just found while packing. Now let’s see if it charges…
I have hit whatever phase of adulthood where you see your blueberry bushes are bursting with these little guys and go OOH. OOOOOOOOH