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Hahaha when Carrie was dating the politician who was into golden showers 💀
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SATC realized they made Steve too good for Miranda and that’s why they had to ruin his character
rehearsal dinner was so fun. Wedding is going to be so much fun tomorrow. My family is crazy but the love is there and we show up. Love us 🩷
Okay no one explained to me that my gray hair would not straighten lmao
This is so beautiful 🥹
It’s not a believe thing lol I can definitely smell it
It’s not a believe thing lol I can definitely smell it
I think everything we learned about attraction and sexuality is stupid and restricting. This is something new and exciting and I think it’s cool that you’re articulating it and being open.
I think everything we learned about attraction and sexuality is stupid and restricting. This is something new and exciting and I think it’s cool that you’re articulating it and being open.
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i think all couples should have to watch a video of themselves arguing. i’m positive it would prevent 80% of future arguments
This is funny lol
I’m still laughing at that person telling that boomer lady they got concussions and became serial killers
Grieving.
I don’t think I’ve had five jobs
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A good portion of you got concussions and became serial killers actually
A good portion of you got concussions and became serial killers actually
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