keta @keta_mean_
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little will suck the joy out of this life quite like having convinced yourself that you should already have it all together
working theory that men have an easier time opening jars mostly because they don’t moisturize properly
if it all could be adequately expressed in words, we would have no reason to dance
it’s honestly mindblowing just how much taking care of yourself as an adult is simply learning to eat at home and going on walks
anyone here with medical training that would like to be hired to be on call at vc3? we had the lovely @keta_mean_ at vc2.5 but can't make it to the next one....
every night from the ages of 11-13 my father reached for a handshake before we sat for dinner. if it was too weak, we tried again. if i lingered, we tried again. if i broke eye contact, we tried again. i’d roll my eyes and he’d repeat, “the first physical contact is the…
“can’t romanticize an arranged marriage? skill issue.” - the grandparents c.1967
read somewhere that itsy bitsy spider is just sisyphus for toddlers and i’m so charmed
whenever i try to spell tomorrow i smash t m r w several times until autocorrect kisses me on the forehead and tells me to stop
after i die, i wish for my friends & family to wear bright colours. i wish for the room to be filled with song, dance, a few hookahs. i wish for whatever tears may come to be cut by laughter of memories (maybe even at my expense!). this is not to shun grief or ritual, but to…
unsure how to word this so it doesn’t sound a little nutsy but my life really did change when i started to practice switching from ~why did someone do some thing~ to ~how did that thing make me feel + what role did i play in my own suffering reminding myself that i can’t allow…
the smartest minds will do the dumbest shit just to have people to hang out with. the capacity to act on empirical reason decays quickly when social and emotional needs aren’t being met. all this to say that the optimal default posture towards irrationality (absurdity,…
talent is applied curiosity
not naming any names but some of you are ceaselessly kind, profoundly thoughtful, and exceptionally radiant ~ sharing this sliver of time and space with you is such a joy
being personally interersted in a thing is no where near a necessary precondition to valuing someone else's interest in that same thing. some of you have clearly never seen a person you love absolutely light up just because you asked them a silly little question about a subject…
being personally interersted in a thing is no where near a necessary precondition to valuing someone else's interest in that same thing. some of you have clearly never seen a person you love absolutely light up just because you asked them a silly little question about a subject…
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@keta_mean_ “The object of your attraction is a subject actually. The qualities that make her attractive are independent of her interest in you or your ability to have a future together. It is good to appreciate personal beauty as an end in itself” “OK but why would I do that though”
@keta_mean_ i can’t be accused of being a pick-me for this, i am all partnered up, no horse in the race here The replies from men up and down this chain are fucking BLEAK
@keta_mean_ @fruTlasagna One of the reasons I suppressed my ability to feel desire for the last 25 years was that I didn’t want to turn into the kind of guy who ran after every woman I find hot. Wish I’d trusted myself more…
@keta_mean_ @fruTlasagna sorta yeah
i was nourished alive by the kindness of strangers in gratitude i strive to be a kind stranger to others
Remember who you are. Good night. I love you. See you in the morning. " End of Day" by Phil Greenwood
@keta_mean_ @VividVoid_ I have entirely loved this exchange
I click on Richard's best tweet, and in the comments, there's just people raging out. Lots of counter-arguments that are defeated by rereading the original tweet. Sheeeeeesh
if you, a girl, live in a house with a boy and you want him to tidy up more: don’t teach him how to build a boat, teach him a love of the sea. he lacks your aesthetic sensitivity, and you can patch that hole without risking condescension. train his pleasure receptors
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little will suck the joy out of this life quite like having convinced yourself that you should already have it all together
4 years ago I made the decision that my phone would just always be "silent" (not even on vibrate) because I wanted full control of my attention and when I would allow notifications or calls to interrupt my thoughts or focus Huge QoL upgrade, minimal loss of function tbh
woah woah. my mythosomatics teacher (Josh Schrei) expects that in 10-20 years, we’ll see a cultural shift *away* from tech and phones, simply because the present state is “not somatically tenable” or it’ll be similar to ‘fire’ which lives in ‘fireplaces’ and not elsewhere
@RokoMijic @shahidnowshad how did you equate "make female friends" with "dont pursue women you're interested in"
today i learned that mammals are named after boobs tits in biology
Disco Ball is divine - a million reflections blasting simple light from one point across a multitude - fog's dance enhanced to ecstatic play - novel glory painting the world with every shifting second - my face is numb and powder white - every neuron opened for Disco Ball
@keta_mean_ Yes, you should definitely be reading my notes on how to have one's shit together, I'll absolutely pass them on to you.
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@keta_mean_ just kidding my date is 2 years in the future
@keta_mean_ thank god i simply never expect that i will
it’s a good thing i’m not sentimental because if i were, the thought of san francisco — my city, where i came of age eating cheap burritos and going to noise shows and falling in love — reduced to a playground for a bunch of hypercapitalist bootlickers it would make my blood boil
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