sarahbennett.pdf @sarahbastard69
writer....lover. bastard. highly skilled in many ways... Toronto, Ontario Joined September 2019-
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Bart and Milhouse have a beautiful friendship
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TORONTO posting about my show April 12 again because we have @sarahbastard69 and @chrislockeworld opening at @comedybar tix here comedybar.ca/shows/hospital…
Ramy youseff....I would like to hold his hand at Scarborough bluffs and show him Canada
Every time I do one of these I lose a dram of blood
My Facebook feed for some reason
We all know that one fucked up swimmer who can hardly backstroke
(guy who has only seen spagetthi at Halloween) bro I just saw Theres this restaurant that only serves brains
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I understand monkeys and see myself in them
Primary schools should be teaching Instagram reel sketch comedy
Got a heart monitor for fun :D
I've met enough "Matt"s for a lifetime. Enough
Mom bought me eye cream because I look "so tired all the time" then asked me to bartend at her second wedding
guy just finished having sex with me and asked 'have you seen Ted 2" 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
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