Jess Dweck @TheDweck
Writer for the TV. Bigtime cool person. instagram.com/jessdweck Joined December 2009-
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This whole eclipse glasses situation once again marginalizes the “doesn’t plan ahead” community, incidentally the only people who actually appreciate beauty.
Dune was great but if I traveled to the year 10,191 and the first person I met was named "Jessica" I would be furious
I know a lot happened in 2023 but please never forget that it was Grimace’s birthday
If the strike ends tonight I’m gonna run outside and kiss a Redbox machine
Sorry all I see is a monster that eats syringes
Sorry all I see is a monster that eats syringes
Commenting on everyone’s Spain vacation pics “were u on the diarrhea plane”
Majority of Americans Support Writers, Actors Over Studios in Strikes, Gallup Poll Finds hollywoodreporter.com/business/busin…
entertainment studio CEO's brain
I refuse to be told what’s disturbing by the guy responsible for Disney adults
I refuse to be told what’s disturbing by the guy responsible for Disney adults
Can’t believe the AMPTP told a bunch of actors they’re not special and thought it would go over well
"They proposed that our background actors should be able to be scanned, get paid for one day's pay, and their company should own that scan, their image, their likeness and to be able to use it for the rest of eternity in any project they want with no consent and no compensation."
Huge congratulations to every entertainment industry CEO celebrating Emmy nominations today for work that other people wrote, directed, acted in, crewed, designed, produced, edited (and more!!!). And a non-sarcastic congratulations to the people who actually did the work!!!!
“The writers have plenty and are asking for too much, and also we suspect most of them don’t have five months savings.”
During the WGA Strike of '07/'08, David Letterman did a bit on the AMPTP. As relevant now as it was then.
Omg I was right
I’m jessdweck on threads (Love to type a new nonsense sentence like this every month)
pretty stark reminder today of how allowing individuals to amass extraordinary wealth directly affects everyone else
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Donald Trump hearing all of the mocking memes and tweets from potential jurors.
Today in court, Trump had to hear and see memes mocking him as his defense sought to have jurors dismissed for past social media posts. He did not appear to enjoy it. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.
so funny we have to keep getting updates on j.k. rowling's stagnant transphobia as if she's a current figure of note. imagine if every week the wsj had an article reconfirming that the baha men wanna bring back the r word
Just saw a video (won’t reshare it here, too scary) of the Joker laughing, even though it’s raining. What is with this guy
Seconds after the card game rules are explained
the dentist before he runs for his life after telling you x-rays aren't dangerous
if you think this will ever happen, let alone with such frequency that it will impact your life, then you are a giant fucking moron
This whole eclipse glasses situation once again marginalizes the “doesn’t plan ahead” community, incidentally the only people who actually appreciate beauty.
she would have loved this Reformation ad
“best actor/actress” and “best supporting actor/actress” do not encompass all acting categories that deserve recognition. there should be an award for best fucked up little freak
Writing for the Oscars is a dream job, yet I feel like a double agent because I know too much about them, and I want to write material for fellow fiends. Jimmy will ask for jokes about Christopher Nolan and I’m like, pretty sure we can say something about Gale Sondergaard here.
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Tilda Swinton has been cast as Thimble
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