TorontoRoberts @HFRoberts
Welcome to Toronto, home of the 1967 Stanley Cup champions. #GoLeafsGo. I’m getting great pleasure rereading my retweets. Mind the gap. Born: Probably. No DMs. congotoronto.ca Downtown Toronto, ON - Canada Joined April 2009-
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Toronto Maple Leafs keep their 57 year losing streak alive by blowing game 7 to the Boston Bruins. What the FUCK a PUCK!!!
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I hope campaigning from court rooms doesn’t become a trend.
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“After I coordinated the raid on the bin Laden compound, I said to Barack Hussein: why don’t we surprise them and go in on horses.” - Kristi Noem
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I don’t think so
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If men could give birth, not only would abortion be legal, but it would be prepaid.
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can’t tell if im having a manic episode or if i really should learn to play the banjo
Thinking about starting a “Name the Alien” contest before Romulus comes out.
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my son just called a vegetable peeler a carrot sharpener so that’s what it is now
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I can’t believe 1980 was 20 years ago. Feels like yesterday.
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Them: you can always make new friends Me: out of what ?
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How I flirt. You’ve been warned.
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A dating app for people falling apart called Crumble
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Two lions are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, “this man probably had a family.”
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Deuteronomy is Lebowski’s favorite book in the Bible
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A dating app for other Twitter users called Cringe
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It’s hard to avoid stupid people because they’re everywhere.
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