J.R. Holmsted @JHolmsted
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YESSSSS 😂😂😂🙌🏼
Connor just out there killin it
I just saw a post on Reddit where they spelled crocodile tears like “crockadial” and I can’t move past it.
My God.
Omg 😂😂😂😂☠️☠️
I’ve heard about this before, but it’s interesting every time. 🧵
She’s psychotic. I hope her ex is armed. Before this she harassed Officer Jedd for almost a year for arresting her when she violated an order of protection.
She’s psychotic. I hope her ex is armed. Before this she harassed Officer Jedd for almost a year for arresting her when she violated an order of protection. https://t.co/lYxvkOPgTO
I really don’t understand why we allow the worst people on the planet to ruin things for everyone else.
I really don’t understand why we allow the worst people on the planet to ruin things for everyone else.
USC announces it is cancelling its main stage commencement ceremony. Comments shut off. Brutal for the class of ‘24. Likely didn’t get a high school graduation during COVID in 2020, and now won’t get a traditional college graduation.
No he fucking didn’t.
Then the majority of the student body is profoundly stupid.
Then the majority of the student body is profoundly stupid.
FUCK put a warning on this shit.
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431 Followers 142 Following BBA Texas Tech University, MBA, University of Texas Graduate School of Business, JD, University of Texas School of Law. 🌵@JHolmsted I’m an optimist so I’ll go with half-dressed.
@JHolmsted Nekkid, of course.
@JHolmsted That the thing you set on your slow-cooker?
@JHolmsted Fully clothed, for everyone’s sake.
@JHolmsted Do my flip-flops or my reading glasses count?
@JHolmsted Since I’m all by my lonesome there is no “nekkid” in my future this evening! 🤣
@JHolmsted Currently clothed but could be talked out of them
@JHolmsted I refuse to answer on the grounds that women don’t like it when you talk about them.
@JHolmsted @MisfitsPolitics Is that back in style? Wait....I mean.....LIke.......oh nevermind
@JHolmsted @shoveitjack Here come the “Nekkid in Bio” girls.
@JHolmsted @Stickelliott This is true. Also the word nekkid is usually proceeded by the phrase “liquored up.” An example, He was liquored up before he got nekkid and stuck that bottle rocket in his ass crack and lit it.
@JHolmsted I was just funnin' I *have* lived in the South since I was 6
@JHolmsted I’m on a solo trip, so definitely the former 😂😂