Wtf Kayla? @WtfKayla69
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My niece came over and said “your tree is so small,” and now I know how men feel.
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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you’re probably holding the knife wrong.
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Some of you will not be getting laid this Christmas, and it shows... I am some of you...
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Christmas shopping tip: take a picture of your wife’s side of the bathroom and then go to a beauty shop and ask “got any of this shit?”
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We’ve reached the “everyone just gets a gift card” part of Christmas shopping.
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I found my Christmas Spirit .... It's been on aisle 2 at this liquor store the whole time.
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My 9yo at Christmas time is so much fun because we get to hear renditions of Christmas songs like Silent Fart, Farting Around the Christmas Tree, and my personal favorite, Frosty the Fartman.
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moon & clouds.
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Be the reason gift exchanges are not allowed on company property anymore
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I thought about getting you guys a present. And that's the main thing
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Do you think Santa has been nice enough to deserve Mrs. Clause on his lap this year?
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some of y'all need this tree.. 🥂
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Husband: *choking on a Dorito* Me: Wait. When did we get Doritos?
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Mr S 👑 @sir_smith_again
384 Followers 309 Following Don’t follow me, I dont know where I’m going... still NSFW 🔞My niece came over and said “your tree is so small,” and now I know how men feel.
I really enjoyed when John Fogerty said "hope you got your shit together, hope you are quite prepared to die." I felt that. I need to get my shit together.
If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you’re probably holding the knife wrong.
Some of you will not be getting laid this Christmas, and it shows... I am some of you...
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Be the reason gift exchanges are not allowed on company property anymore
I thought about getting you guys a present. And that's the main thing
Do you think Santa has been nice enough to deserve Mrs. Clause on his lap this year?
[Person about to invent vaping] I wish this mango smoothie was on fire.
Husband: *choking on a Dorito* Me: Wait. When did we get Doritos?
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