Terence Hartnett @TerenceHartnet
Comedian @wetcashnyc The OK Gatsby Podcast https://t.co/umUM7dWaOG Bushwick, Brooklyn Joined March 2016-
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Another superb hour of comedy from @TerenceHartnet. For two consecutive years he's delivered one of my favourite shows of the Fringe. Definitely worth checking out the 1 Ball Show if you're in Edinburgh
I’ve had cancer twice and my friend has been filming for 2 years. We need some help to capture the last chapter and make a feature! kck.st/3Wfvcxb
Lol I literally have Stage III cancer and I’m not sad enough to enjoy The National’s new album
Just got out of seeing @TerenceHartnet 1 ball show! Great hour of standup, really polished hour and great storytelling. Go see it!
If you're in New York you should go see my friend @TerenceHartnet yap about his ball cancer for 45 minutes at Caroline's tomorrow night
Friday at 7 I’m doing my solo show at the @magnettheater Taking it to Edinbugh, so come see me work it all out!! @TerenceHartnet is doing a spot, too! magnettheater.com/show/56453/
Cannot say enough good things about @MichaelTimlin and his pod
Cannot say enough good things about @MichaelTimlin and his pod
Between beating cancer and becoming an uncle, it’s been a big year for being congratulated for stuff I didn’t do
Call 631.623.0248 and leave a voicemail about your work/life if you want to be featured between self-involved pseudo-psychoanalytical ramblings. @TerenceHartnet did, and he’s a smart guy, so. open.spotify.com/episode/77BVYc…
#cancer #testicularcancer #cancersurvivor
Philosophers only want one thing and it’s discussing
Fun fact: I do standup! And I'm going on tour THIS WEDNESDAY with my good buddy @TerenceHartnet. He's too handsome for this website but he's funny as fuck. Also he just beat testicular cancer so you can't hate him. Come on out if you live in these specific Midwestern cities!
This guy accused me of making up my own expressions. If that isn’t a right bowl wrong cereal situation I don’t know what is
I know that golf isn’t a sport because my dad can beat me at it
Sobriety gives you a deep sense of clarity, but other than that it's great
Thinking about Ash Wednesday 2019, no quarantine, just vibes, black forehead smudges, and a reminder that we are dust and to dust we shall return.
As a person with 70k in student debt, getting 10k in relief feels like I’m being crushed by a car and someone lifts the car off me so I can take a lunch break before getting back under the car.
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random girl and guy accidentally bump into each other at a crowded party* Girl: haha oh sorry about that! I’m Christine by the way:) Guy(who’s real name is Clonk): oh that’s alright! I’m Steve. My name is Steve I swear
Killers of the Flower Moon is an incredible film and I think if you bring up the runtime at all as a reason not to watch it someone should bring you a little sailor suit to wear to the baby pageant
dan soder did a joke about action figures at the fringe a few years ago that will live with me forever. what an excellent comedian.
My new special is on my YouTube. Watch & Share. Thanks youtu.be/1Lik3hSyhrY?si…
Been wearing a cardigan that's been getting quite a bit of compliments lately. It only took one of my best friend's dying to get it from his closet, but I like it too!
Being sad and getting covered in confetti gotta be ass
[my first day as a bartender] Customer: I’d like a Jack and Coke Me: Is Pepsi ok? Customer: Sure Me: One Pepsi and Coke coming right up
Fed a zyn pouch into an air vent on this Amtrak and now we’re going 400 miles an hour
My stand up is like the light from a star, you’re actually seeing what I was like years ago when in reality I’ve completely imploded
What if Biden wins in November and then starts walking and talking right like the end of Usual Suspects
[open-faced compliment sandwich] right off the bat you suck,
i love when you’re making a new password and the thing goes “no fancy stuff… make one i can remember, like password123”
delighted to be nominated at the Chortle Awards for Best Club Comedian a.k.a. “Non-Privately Educated Comedian of the Year”
Chortle Awards 2024 nominees announced | ...starting with best club comedian chortl.es/3OBN6XY