A LIST OF WET CELEBRITIES OUT NOW! @MrZachPeterson
The Red Skeleton of our time. moving at the speed of business linktr.ee/zachpetersonco… Someplace nice Joined May 2009-
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Wow Wow! Thank you so much to all my friends and family around the country and here in Green Bay that made this happen. See you tonight at Middle Ground Comedy Festival to celebrate!!!
The presale of my album is live today! tr.ee/tPjqA9Qse8
Show at TINY HOUSE tonight get your tix!! tr.ee/ox7yC82XEX
Suckle up to the tickle pit.
He's so powerful
This Saturday we have @simeygibson at @hurrdatsportbar 7pm! Tix at hurrdatsportsbar.com/event/broken-m…
Dreaming about cigarettes again.
Ian rules. Always the best. Check it out
My album "Who's The Master" dropped today and it's available wherever you listen to music! tr.ee/OIxVVTzbbj
Simon Gibson is at @hurrdatsportbar April 27th! Get your tickets now!! tr.ee/zxaAqtoXZn
this one goes out to the legendary amount of Cool Dudes on LOST
I’m a sick little fuck that wants to put wood paneling over all my hardwood floors.
Omg that’s me
Me changing my own tire.
All these April fools jokes are hilarious. Please keep doing them.
Moon roof is the coolest roof.
zach reinert @zachreinert0
7K Followers 2K Following
Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam
7K Followers 2K Following watch my special SMOLDERING here for free: https://t.co/zWfmFpuqlc
Steven Castillo @STEEEZUSCHRIST
20K Followers 3K Following cartoon network’s “comics to watch,” @nbcsnl, just for laughs
Tom Thakkar @TomAThakkar
14K Followers 1K Following Special coming TODAY: https://t.co/Znhp3gwVmJ see more clips at https://t.co/GaLW6dzUb9
Megan Gailey @megangailey
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Amy Miller @amymiller
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Shirts That Go Hard R.. @MayorOfFartTown
3K Followers 1K Following I show my penis on Instagram. @hot_comic69 professional wroter
Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD
6K Followers 1K Following I'm a TV writer and I’m also in a sketch group called Butt. @buttguys https://t.co/n3jMr7q2R3
Gatorade Should Be Th.. @WinslowDumaine
5K Followers 570 Following I do all sorts of shit. I'm making THE RESTLESS card game, I made The Tarot Restless, @mayorsilent, and co-host of @IFTIpod. Also, I am in love with you. 7'2.
SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm
106K Followers 3K Following 🤡 sarah sherman on @nbcsnl 🪱 😛 come see me on tour 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 + 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐇! 🧠
Bi Fieri 🔥 @sam_ash
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Bob Uhler @whoisbobuhler
1K Followers 430 Following
Ian Abramson @ianabramson
11K Followers 1K Following I do stand-up, usually the genre is comedy. Ian Abramson: The Heist comes out APRIL 9TH! My first comedy special. Buy tickets to see me lip sync to it live.
Becca O'Neal 🍒 @becca_oneal
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Sammy “Samuel” Mo.. @sammymowrey
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Slusoser @slusoser59729
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155 Followers 1K Following alt for outerspacetaste ❤️💖❤️ #antiracist #decolonize #freepalestine #freecongo #freesudan #transrights #disabilityjustice
Nellie Saintamand @SaintamaNell
26 Followers 2K Following 📈Nellie | 20 | Earn your own Crypt$ casino👇🔗
Adrianna Casarella @AdriannaCa26151
26 Followers 2K Following Adrianna 25 Crazy Presale of crypto casino👇🍓
Jon Alton @Jonboy_57
13 Followers 113 Following I never actually use this. I also unnecessarily apply sports metaphors to things
LUCASSS @LUCASSS1656208
130 Followers 2K Following
Flower Daisy @PrettyVbyrd
0 Followers 10 Following
Sherrell Ponting @ponti_sherre
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Maddie Lal @LalMaddie42202
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Freda Hopping @HoppFr
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Faith Heath @FHeath45478
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Skyla Harclerode @SkylHarclero
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Big Sky Comedy Festiv.. @ComedyBigSky
2 Followers 44 Following This is the official profile of The Big Sky Comedy Festival. We share posts of Big Sky alumni and keep you updated on the fest taking place Oct 2-5 in Billings
MattA @Maschuli
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rebecca l. bolam @rebeccalbolam
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AK @AK_istic
116 Followers 472 Following Artist. Nomad. Professional Dart slinger. Retired slow pitch softball athlete. Mini Golf Enthusiast. Black Lantern Collective.
Liam, @ActualLiam
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chase @chsecrwfrd
91K Followers 19K Following founder of four by three | @fbtcomedy | co-EP of the web3 feature @calladitafilm 🎥 dad to 👧👧👧
Slited @slited44035
89 Followers 252 Following To feel, to love, to suffer, to devote herself will always be the text of the life of a woman.
Nate Armbruster @natecomedy
3K Followers 2K Following I like to write jokes. And tell those jokes to audiences in the form of stand-up comedy.
raineyfredo @iamfarmersbnc75
112 Followers 141 Following
Jason Gieschen @BigGiesch
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Celebrity Gossipers @CelebrityGosipr
50 Followers 160 Following Discover the hottest whispers and unravel the untold stories at CelebrityGossipers, your premier destination for all things gossip
Cody Zeeb @Husker_Zeeb
1K Followers 2K Following Girl Dad, Veteran, Co-Host @NascarGambling Podcast @F1GamblingPod on the @TheSGPNetwork https://t.co/Lzj5RyM8zN Writer for @TheSGPNetwork & @OfficialAFL
Mark Petersen @Kramtastik
26 Followers 72 Following
Jerry’s Humor @jerryshumor
120 Followers 1K Following Tickling myself while I chew gum & stumble thru my befuddlement, all on the head of a very unstable pin of buffoonery! #jerryshumor #humor #humorinmylife #jokes
zach reinert @zachreinert0
7K Followers 2K Following
Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam
7K Followers 2K Following watch my special SMOLDERING here for free: https://t.co/zWfmFpuqlc
Steven Castillo @STEEEZUSCHRIST
20K Followers 3K Following cartoon network’s “comics to watch,” @nbcsnl, just for laughs
Tom Thakkar @TomAThakkar
14K Followers 1K Following Special coming TODAY: https://t.co/Znhp3gwVmJ see more clips at https://t.co/GaLW6dzUb9
Megan Gailey @megangailey
44K Followers 3K Following
Amy Miller @amymiller
27K Followers 3K Following 💜✌️ female comedian / coastal elite white trash / not talking to you, talking to your dog / never not touching my head
Shirts That Go Hard R.. @MayorOfFartTown
3K Followers 1K Following I show my penis on Instagram. @hot_comic69 professional wroter
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
45K Followers 2K Following husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD
6K Followers 1K Following I'm a TV writer and I’m also in a sketch group called Butt. @buttguys https://t.co/n3jMr7q2R3
Gatorade Should Be Th.. @WinslowDumaine
5K Followers 570 Following I do all sorts of shit. I'm making THE RESTLESS card game, I made The Tarot Restless, @mayorsilent, and co-host of @IFTIpod. Also, I am in love with you. 7'2.
SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm
106K Followers 3K Following 🤡 sarah sherman on @nbcsnl 🪱 😛 come see me on tour 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 + 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐇! 🧠
Bi Fieri 🔥 @sam_ash
3K Followers 4K Following
Bob Uhler @whoisbobuhler
1K Followers 430 Following
Ian Abramson @ianabramson
11K Followers 1K Following I do stand-up, usually the genre is comedy. Ian Abramson: The Heist comes out APRIL 9TH! My first comedy special. Buy tickets to see me lip sync to it live.
kat frizzle @g0thgoblin
6K Followers 715 Following goblin fae creature | artist, nerd, witch, mischief maker ︎︎| video game enthusiast • 🇨🇦🇮🇪
Simpsons NFL @TheSimpsonsNFL
17K Followers 494 Following A Simpsons quote for every situation (Not affiliated with The Simpsons/FOX/Disney)
Random Huskers @RandomHuskers
4K Followers 13 Following Follow us for Daily posts of Random Huskers to bring back some great Huskers Memories (powered by @HuskGuys)
chase @chsecrwfrd
91K Followers 19K Following founder of four by three | @fbtcomedy | co-EP of the web3 feature @calladitafilm 🎥 dad to 👧👧👧
Nate Armbruster @natecomedy
3K Followers 2K Following I like to write jokes. And tell those jokes to audiences in the form of stand-up comedy.
Katie Keller @thecannaswift
582 Followers 1K Following All my friends smell like weed, or little babies. Taylor Swift 🎶 space 🌕 and stand up 🎤 enthusiast.
Jessica Glasser @bigleafyteatime
11 Followers 92 Following Owner n’ Operator. Focused on children’s literacy.
Rodney Conyers, Jr @rodneyconyersjr
9K Followers 896 Following *Writing* • Improv comedy • curating @ConyersStudios • 10 year Esports caster/host seen on @cbc, @nxne, @att, @primevideoca etc
Mike Tyler @MikeTylerRadio
577 Followers 9 Following One half of the https://t.co/0AaUis1Jbb Father, Husband, Liberal, Dick joke tellin Atheist!
Laugh With Me Podcast @LaughwithMepod
1K Followers 47 Following Comedy Podcast with host Jeremy Odem and weekly guests. Top 5 on iTunes Charts. Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube 🎙️😂
Every Line in America.. @AmericanMovie_
4K Followers 34 Following It's alright, it's ok, if there's a shot without dialogue I'll post that too
Teejie Ouija 🔮 @TeejusRoe
304 Followers 271 Following Probably on tour using a universal remote to turn off all the tvs in a bar somewhere.
internet hall of fame @InternetH0F
2.8M Followers 838 Following alt @TPayst | credit is given when original source is known. if no credit is listed, OP can DM us with credit request.
Nick @ellisnd02
525 Followers 1K Following
E.L.O.’s musk @CHIRPENDALE
16K Followers 933 Following BRIAN CHIPPENDALE // LIGHTNING BOLT // BLACK PUS // SHABBY DRAWINGS // DRUM DESTRUCTION/ insta/Bluesky in my links
Nathan Clemons @NathanLClemons
330 Followers 774 Following Tattooed indoor kid, joke teller, beer reviewer, hockey fan, aspiring comic.
Comedy Cabin @ComedyCabinwi
83 Followers 81 Following Comedy Club in Janesville WI. [email protected]
Dale Dymkoski @daled_33
669 Followers 1K Following Standup Comic - Fitness Expert - Actor - Hard of Hearing - Stroke Survivor - Political Junkie https://t.co/6S5TT1BhpU…
Mark Masters @themarkmasters
574 Followers 917 Following Run https://t.co/lV5PtlpneE (May 24-26, 2024). Run https://t.co/x5Om4SyE5T and https://t.co/z59L1cBYjz. Wrote 'Not Good Yet' book. Tour nationally, yes I'll do your show
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
64K Followers 7K Following “you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
Four by Three Comedy @fbtcomedy
81 Followers 39 Following we shoot, edit and release #standupcomedy specials 🎥
Just Jeremy @JOfromNebraska
257 Followers 905 Following Stand up Comedian, “Laugh with Me” Podcast - Top 10 on iTunes Charts, Writer, Once earned $5 from Nielsen Survey, Pepper spray attack survivor
Sharma @PChitty
352 Followers 935 Following I used to have good tweets. I still do, but I used to, too.
Treefort Music Fest @treefortfest
12K Followers 3K Following March 20-24, 2024 🧡🌳🎶 Music & Arts Festival Celebrating 12 Years of Discovery in Downtown Boise, Idaho #treefort2024
Brent Bradley @BBradleyComedy
59 Followers 101 Following Stand Up comic based out of Omaha, Ne and touring the Midwest with Just Relax Comedy! Check us out on FB!
Ethan Klein @h3h3productions
2.2M Followers 639 Following Retired from twitter, apologies if I never got back to your dms! Contact me at [email protected]
Matt Rhule @CoachMattRhule
164K Followers 1K Following
Uncle Winslow's Pictu.. @UnclePicture
297 Followers 9 Following I share random pictures from SomethingAwful, MansonUSA, 4chan and beyond. Follow @IFTIpod for more and DM @winslowdumaine for takedown reqs.
I'M FROM THE INTERNET @IFTIpod
840 Followers 17 Following A podcast about https://t.co/VfFy7TqPEW Created by @winslowdumaine and @jaybrandstetter
1990sHuskers @1990sHuskers
7K Followers 13 Following This page is dedicated to reliving the Glory Days of the 1990's Nebraska Cornhuskers (powered by @HuskGuys)
James Knapp @GorillaKarate
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Lavetti Vegas @tl_wainwright
17 Followers 31 Following Comedian. For booking, e-mail [email protected]
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild
619K Followers 10 Following join the zillionaires 🏡. email me wild homes: [email protected]. Subscribe to the Zillow Gone Wild newsletter to never miss a wild home 👇
Nebraska Cornhuskers .. @Nebraska247
26K Followers 15 Following The latest Nebraska Cornhuskers football, recruiting & basketball news from https://t.co/YvpfTguXMT on the 247Sports Network.
patrick richardson @patrickpiss
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Pete Sanctions @PeteSanctions
785 Followers 3K Following @MAGNUMWRESTLING Ring Announcer, Commentator, & Stand Up Comedian with Cerebral Palsy - Getting the crowd pumped, trying to be funny and living the dream!
KristinCarnes 🐾�.. @KristinCarnes2
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Hurrdat Sports Bar @hurrdatsportbar
898 Followers 90 Following Your one-of-a-kind Sports Bar by Hurrdat & Hurrdat Sports! 🍺SU-FR 11-11🍔Happy Hour M–F 3–6PM 🍕Reverse HH FR & SA 9–11PM 📍Omaha, NE
Mishka Shubaly @MishkaShubaly
10K Followers 6K Following bestselling author, cult songwriter, podcast err, road dog on house arrest, hopeful nihilist: https://t.co/EoWih8YNry…
Teehee's Comedy Club @Teeheesdsm
128 Followers 45 Following A one-of-a-kind independent comedy club in Des Moines, IA offering stand-up comedy, improv and more!
Day’s Peace of Chic.. @daypeacecomedy
574 Followers 874 Following Seen On BRAVO TV🎙️ Podcast Host 💿 #1 Album On Amazon & iTunes “PEACE OF MIND SIDE B” 📺 ‘Peace of Mind Comedy Special’ YouTube 👇🏾 ShowsWow Wow! Thank you so much to all my friends and family around the country and here in Green Bay that made this happen. See you tonight at Middle Ground Comedy Festival to celebrate!!!
Where are you sitting?
Dude loves to cut
Texas A&M Athletic Director Trev Alberts made several cuts to the athletic department on Tuesday kbtx.com/2024/04/23/sev…
He's so powerful
JOHN CARPENTER talks about David Cronenberg and how horror directors take themselves too seriously now.
You are not prepared for how this guy pronounces Schweppes. 😭
Having a birthday is great for getting 100+ messages from people who I know absolutely nothing about. Like, not a word. No idea who these people are.
Comedy in 2014: you don’t want to get seen too early! Comedy in 2024: aw man I should’ve started posting TikToks when I was 7
Waking up to good news from @GeoffreyTice and @blondemedicine
Oh boy! Jokes with a G, my debut album from the exceptional folks at @blondemedicine is available for pre-order NOW! The album will be available everywhere May 17th, and if you get it now on iTunes you’ll instantly get a full track prior to the release. itunes.apple.com/album/id/17392…
Here’s a joke about true love
I’m headlining in Boulder, Colorado Thursday-Saturday @comic_cents tell your Boulder friends
Lfg
FYI me n @amymiller tickets here: ticketweb.com/event/netflix-…
Hell of a weekend. @tntradioempire live show was unreal, The Urge was great last night and I was able to talk Sara out of having her profile pic show me as the baldest man in the world. Live show podcasts are out tomorrow and come see me @ Maggie May’s in Council Bluffs this Fri!
This will matter to no one, but the invoices I just finished putting together for my record label (Burn This Records, find us on Instagram) are breathtaking.
My ears were burning, but now they are properly bandaged so I can share this review of my new special!
Ian Abramson's (@ianabramson) debut comedy special The Heist plays with convention in a way that’s avant-garde and exciting, yet still digestible. Read @theclaremartin's review: pastemagazine.com/comedy/ian-abr…
I don't argue with non-comedians about comedy. I also don't argue with comedians about comedy. I am not peaceful enough for the casual way strangers are disrespectful.
Took my kids to the model train show and everybody looked like @kylekinane
Now that JFL is over the hardest thing to get in comedy is a response email from a free week night show in the middle of nowhere that doesn’t pay.
Omg that’s me
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