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Tell us you don’t know how democracy works without telling us you don’t know how democracy works. Oh and also, you’re racist as hell
Tell us you don’t know how democracy works without telling us you don’t know how democracy works. Oh and also, you’re racist as hell
I’m also hearing rumors the ship was transgender.
I’m also hearing rumors the ship was transgender.
Poor one out for our man, Eddie. We hardly knew ye.
Poor one out for our man, Eddie. We hardly knew ye.
Here’s a list of 1000 people who didn’t actually listen to what he said and heard what they wanted to hear. They also sure as hell didn’t watch his movie.
Here’s a list of 1000 people who didn’t actually listen to what he said and heard what they wanted to hear. They also sure as hell didn’t watch his movie.
This is powerful. This is courage. This is heartbreaking. Democratic senator @EvaBurchAZ announced on a floor speech that she needs an abortion. She shared her story and gave remarks about how cruel Arizona’s laws are to women. CNN aired a short clip last night, but it’s… x.com/i/web/status/1…
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts she’s cheer captain and i transferred from los angeles your school has no gymnastics team this is a last resort
Trailblazers. 🇺🇸
I’m sure 45 will have a perfectly reasonable, measured and diplomatic response to this.
I’m sure 45 will have a perfectly reasonable, measured and diplomatic response to this.
Did @RepGwenMoore lose a bet? How did this happen? Is she okay? #SOTU
Just started an Ozark rewatch, so probably not. Also I can’t stand to watch heckling MAGAts embarrass themselves and the nation on live television while grandpa speaks…
Just started an Ozark rewatch, so probably not. Also I can’t stand to watch heckling MAGAts embarrass themselves and the nation on live television while grandpa speaks…
It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t horrifying.
It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t horrifying.
Can we at least wipe off the fucking camera lenses? #WGoldCup
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@drag_zilla Thank you for this really lovely tweet @drag_zilla and I’m sorry you’ve got so many negative comments on it! I really appreciated the lovely sentiment 🥰
MAYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 🔵 1-0 🔴 [33'] #UWCL
Women’s sports don’t exist for the sake of creating role models for children.
Women’s sports don’t exist for the sake of creating role models for children.
All the emotions! I’m in the finaaaaaaal!!! 🥹🥰😇👑
People like Stephen Colbert, Dolly Parton and Jimmy Carter manage to be overtly Christian and not be hated for it. It’s almost like people aren’t actually hated for their beliefs but what they do with those beliefs.
The American flag has no business on a Bible. This is not faith, nor is it patriotism. It is an abomination of both.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH “But I’m rocking with Alex, cause Alex’s rocking with us” 😂😂
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH “But I’m rocking with Alex, cause Alex’s rocking with us” 😂😂
@ConnorMoore_7 Hey she posted up in the Columbia game so we rock with Alex 😂
Supporter groups from two women’s pro soccer teams have publicly come out against the jersey front sponsor of the Utah Royals. My story on why, and what the sponsor said in response. #NWSL #URFC #woso sltrib.com/sports/royals/…
Translation: “This is Baltimore’s n*gger mayor” Disgusting racist.
Translation: “This is Baltimore’s n*gger mayor” Disgusting racist.
Honored to have received my first USWNT call up! So excited for this opportunity!🤍🇺🇸
It’s an honor for my daughter @LilyYohannes10 to be given this opportunity to represent the U.S. alongside an exceptional field of talent pool. Excited for her to experience this at the highest lvl. Thankful for the #USWNT coaching staff for the trust in Lily. God is Good.
It’s an honor for my daughter @LilyYohannes10 to be given this opportunity to represent the U.S. alongside an exceptional field of talent pool. Excited for her to experience this at the highest lvl. Thankful for the #USWNT coaching staff for the trust in Lily. God is Good. https://t.co/U7dMLFUKE1
🇺🇸🔜 @AjaxVrouwen's 16-year-old star Lily Yohannes receives her first call-up to @USWNT 🔥 #UWCL
I’m also hearing rumors the ship was transgender.
I’m also hearing rumors the ship was transgender.
Our 23 headed to Atlanta and Columbus 🇺🇸 SheBelieves Cup, presented by @Visa 🏆