Joe McMahon @JoealdenMcMahon
Comic. Just For Laughs Montreal New Faces 2018. Big Sky Comedy Festival 2017. Opinions expressed are my own. cigaraficionado.com Brooklyn, NY Joined October 2013-
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Opinion | I would rather have Trump leading insurrections than Biden doing the things I’m lying about him doing. by Bill Barr
Trying to unlawfully stay in power is bad but issuing vehicle and appliance regulations is the real threat to democracy, according to the former attorney general:
Trying to unlawfully stay in power is bad but issuing vehicle and appliance regulations is the real threat to democracy, according to the former attorney general:
I had the honor of seeing the Columbia University anti-war encampment firsthand. Contrary to right-wing attacks, these students are joyfully protesting for peace and an end to the genocide taking place in Gaza. I’m in awe of their bravery and courage.
Michael, if they don't gag Trump Pecker will constantly be on his lips.
"Don't say you weren't warned." In one of the most important segments I've ever made, & using Trump & Trump aides' *own* words & pledges, I lay out, for #MehdiUnfiltered, what a Trump first 100 days could look like in 2025. How bad, fascistic it would be. zeteo.com
This how the DBs run out the tunnel pregame
This how the DBs run out the tunnel pregame
Do I have strong disagreements with Pres. Biden? Yes, I do. But I believe that we can move him toward a more progressive agenda. Our first priority must be defeating Donald Trump.
We wanted to understand what caused today’s earthquake in New York City. So we talked to three unvaccinated Trump Media investors at a Chick-fil-A in Staten Island.
The Florida Supreme Court is allowing marijuana and abortion rights on the ballot in November. Amendments require 60% voter approval to pass. Come on Florida…let’s fight these motherfuckers!!!!
Why'd the KFC/Taco Bell people never try a combination pizza hut/sunglass hut?
This is where the war on women is headed. They explicitly mention IVF too.
There has never been a better marriage of product and pitch man than Quaker Oats and Eli Manning
Backpedaling Aaron Rodgers Meets With Sandy Hook Parents To Brag About How Fast Achilles Healed theonion.com/backpedaling-a…
Saving @budlight
Las Vegas is hell on Earth. Glad I'm never coming back here again, aside from 2 months from now and then next year around this time.
IN MY HEAD is now out wherever you listen to music. Check it out here: linktr.ee/cutawaycar
Signed up for Hallow, can't wait to see all the smiting God will do on my behalf
This is exactly the shit I'd do if I had Megadeth money
This is exactly the shit I'd do if I had Megadeth money
“i know you and John had your beef or whatever, but you gotta hear him play Sugaree or Althea. he really gets it, ya know?”
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Steven Castillo @STEEEZUSCHRIST
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Bob Uhler @whoisbobuhler
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Steven Castillo @STEEEZUSCHRIST
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Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam
7K Followers 2K Following watch my special SMOLDERING here for free: https://t.co/zWfmFpuqlc
Shirts That Go Hard R.. @MayorOfFartTown
3K Followers 1K Following I show my penis on Instagram. @hot_comic69 professional wroter
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elsie d soundsystem @activesandal
3K Followers 1K Following I produce @bestnighteveryo with my friends every Tuesday at the Lincoln Lodge and I do standup and i paint and go to grad school.
Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon
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Django Gold @django
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Trump Says His Gag Order Means the 2024 Election is Rigged Trump is already setting the stage for a 2024 "Stop the Steal" movement meidastouch.com/news/trump-say…
@HeatherThomasAF This is the only photo All Americans need to know about Jill Stein. With Michael Flynn and Putin in Moscow in late 2015. Shortly afterwards, she runs for president on the Green Party ticket.
Jesse Watters declared that Obama should be charged with forgery for faking his birth certificate. His co-hosts erupted in laughter. Does it look like he's joking? Also it would take a DA or AG not just a lawyer to file charges against a former president.
Good Saturday morning to all who don’t murder puppies. Rosie, Fiona Bea and Gibson are here to remind us that there are no bad dogs! #CorgiCrew #puppylove
President Biden on Howard Stern: Trump did nothing on January 6. He just sat there and watched what was happening. Now he calls the insurrectionists ‘patriots’ and says he's going to pardon them all. This is not your father's Republican Party
*NSFW: Parental Discretion Advised @MeidasTouch @HalSparks
Each year, as many as 100,000 Americans die from air pollution. It is not a radical idea to suggest that clean air should be the right of all Americans, regardless of their income. npr.org/2024/04/24/124…
Bill Barr on @CNN claiming Biden poses a bigger threat to democracy than Trump—who attempted to overturn the will of 81 million voters and helped incite an insurrection—is laughable. He cited Dems’ wanting to control what stoves and cars we use as a greater danger. What a joke.
I’m not saying I agree with Biden on those (or many) issues, but those things are not even remotely equivalent. Watching Barr twist himself into a pretzel to defend Trump’s disgraceful disruption of 200 years of peaceful transfer of power was embarrassing.
Trying to unlawfully stay in power is bad but issuing vehicle and appliance regulations is the real threat to democracy, according to the former attorney general:
Barr: We have regulations coming fast and furious. telling people were kind of stoves they can use and what kind of cars they have to drive and eliminating cars and so forth yeah, those are those are the threats to democracy
Very different movie based on a dirty joke. Don’t show it to your kids.
Being booed for being anti-Israel is not antisemitism. Stop this dangerous and dishonest conflation between anti-Israel views and anti-Jewish views. It undermines the very real fight against antisemitism and gives Netanyahu and his war-criming pals a pass.
🗣️ ‘I was booed in lectures for challenging anti-Israel views’ Jewish students at UCL say they are facing rising antisemitism as Israel’s invasion of Gaza goes on ⬇️ thetimes.co.uk/article/jewish…
Donating to a local no-kill shelter this weekend. In our house, all doggie quirks are cherished.
We, at Zeteo did, on day one: x.com/mehdirhasan/st…
There's a lot of good stuff in this episode, including one of them -- I think it was @brianbeutler -- making a point I've been meaning to write about for a couple weeks: Trump is an aspiring autocrat, so news companies should tell people what life in autocracy would look like.
Chaser: every Ukraine question at @MaxMillerOH town hall in Solon, Ohio, was thanking him for his vote for Ukraine aid.
You probably said the same thing about Austin Jackson last season.
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