Naz @nazzobetweeting
I walk and I tawk and I live in new yawk pete davidson’s native nyc Joined May 2009-
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“go piss girl” was an interesting meme in that i never found it particularly funny but it is still my instinctual reaction a good 70% of the time someone tells me they’re going to the bathroom
airpods are charging
the United States is 90% the size of the entire continent of Europe
the United States is 90% the size of the entire continent of Europe
@TByrne75 I’ve been an American in Europe. When asked “where are you from?,” I’ve replied “the United States” and got a response of “…yeah, I know; where in the US?” or something similar. From a lot of different Europeans. So 🤷♀️
i think you just have bad friends? because this is literally how my entire friend group was formed?
credit card debt
The most unrealistic thing about The Sopranos is that her name is “Meadow.” No way in hell Tony and Carmella had a baby girl in 1982 in New Jersey and didn’t name her Gianna Marie.
this makes me feel better about my financial situation ngl
this makes me feel better about my financial situation ngl
every airplane i’ve been on in the philippines has played taylor swift, the airports all play taylor swift, and the hotel im now staying at has played nothing but the new taylor swift album in the lobby since i checked in yesterday morning. this country loves taylor swift!
never forget !
life is just adding more and more nyt games to your morning routine until that’s all there is
ok then let me explain it to you an immigrant is someone who moves to another country with an intent to settle permanently there (become a permanent resident or citizen) an expat is someone who is living outside of their home country for a limited period of time they are…
ok then let me explain it to you an immigrant is someone who moves to another country with an intent to settle permanently there (become a permanent resident or citizen) an expat is someone who is living outside of their home country for a limited period of time they are…
I’m losing my mind listening to congress say the reason behind the TikTok ban is the unregulated influence of a foreign country over American citizens, as I am served commercials to support the Israeli government on every conceivable platform.
i always laugh when ppl talk about taylor swift only making music for white ppl cause i’m at a wedding in the philippines and at least half of the songs played were taylor swift songs and the whole crowd has gone crazy singing along to all of them lol she’s massive in asia
i know 3 couples where the boyfriend is insanely hot and the girlfriend is not what would generally be seen as physically attractive and it’s actually extremely jarring???
i know 3 couples where the boyfriend is insanely hot and the girlfriend is not what would generally be seen as physically attractive and it’s actually extremely jarring???
2022 newborn circumcision rate by state
If this is your response to someone who is out at a protest getting thrown to the ground by police, I’m certain you are not interested whatsoever in actual solidarity or building power of any kind 👍
so many of you have lost the fucking plot so badly.
so many of you have lost the fucking plot so badly.
when she asks “is it in yet”
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@bbellaaaa Prolly realized you are too stupid to even argue with
@MattZeitlin This is so dumb. When I ask an American tourist where they're from, of course I expect a state, preferably a city if it's big enough. I can already tell they're from the US, most of the time I can tell which part by the accent.
@MattZeitlin Could just be a me experience but every time someone asked where I was from I’d say the United States, they would ask which state, and not once did anyone say they don’t know it
@MattZeitlin San Francisco is as far from New York as Lisbon is from Voronezh
@MattZeitlin Lol responding “USA” is frequently as geographically, culturally, and interpersonally useful as responding “Europe” or “Africa” to the same question
@jbienkahn I’ve told this story on here before but a cabbie in Sarajevo asked my friends and I where we were from and he responded “California? What are you doing in fucking Balkan?”
California is better known globally than like 95 percent of countries and is more culturally influential than all but a handful
My parents once told me that, on a holiday in Europe, the tour guide asked the group where they were from. The non-Americans mentioned their country. The people from the USA mentioned their state, taking the USA as a given. I've never forgotten that.
@abbydphillip Why do you keep platforming people like this
@abbydphillip Trump gets less than 10 percent of the black vote, the percentage of young Jews who oppose Israel’s war is closer to 40- 50 percent. You gotta push back on this propaganda.
@Variety “Why do all these woke people have a problem with me dating a girl in high school?”- Jerry
@Variety If thats true then how’s south park, family guy etc still going strong? Just say youre not funny anymore and go
Boston moved it’s highway underground in 2003. This was the result.
he tagged everyone 💀
is it still considered a nip slip when i’m wearing a see thru shirt?
I haven’t shared the news publicly yet, just with close friends and family. I don’t know what I’ll say when my coworkers ask how my weekend was. “It was great, I signed for my mom’s remains release from the medical examiner for cremation and picked out an urn. Wbu?” 😂
@catmsilverman it’s broken you to the point where you can’t recognize a joke
@catmsilverman The way u screenshotted it instead of quoting it bc u didn’t want her to see it and she still saw it anyways lmao
@catmsilverman I see you were too scared to quote her tweet.
Girl quote tweet me if you want to hate on a joke. I'm joking about drinking a beer. I'm so sorry.
I am so sorry but this is so funny to me. Laundry? Read a book? Walk my dog? Take my child to the park? Run errands? Nap? I truly do think that the internet has broken some of us to the point where we’ve forgotten how to touch grass and it shows
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