cold 🥑 @coldhealing
laptop class warrior, midwesterner in exile, teva brand ambassador, dark statistician coldhealing.substack.com New York City Joined March 2017-
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coldhealing reporting live from the scene
coldhealing reporting live from the scene https://t.co/jvbQkfgz2D
preteens on scooters in the upper east side screaming at each other "is 12 and 14 a bad age difference??" the future is crazy
pickleball courts on the upper east side of manhattan. say what you want about epstein but he never would have let this happen
you may not like it but this is what a world where male loneliness is cured looks like
this is the house every 2013 mumford and sons fan would have dreamed of living in. it's nice to see someone living out the artistic vision
tonight is one of those nights where i feel restless but pure so i go to sleep laying directly on the wood floor at 2:30am
random 0 follower guy DMed me looking for life and career advice on this friday night. he wasn't following me and he was only following two people total so i checked who they were and it was anna and dasha from red scare. potentially based
having a low ratio of twitter ad revenue to view count is good because it means your followers are too smart to click on ads
friday night is here. in which suburban department store parking lot are we going to drink uv blue, hotbox our parents' subaru, and listen to bladee's new album cold visions on the good car speakers??
males in sf will be like "i need a seed round from my angel" and insist that they're straight
he says he's thiel-funded but in reality he was too ugly to be a blood boy and instead made his fortune scamming teenagers on world of warcraft
actually y'all probably would have benefitted from some time in the asylum where they raised me (montessori school)
recently found myself checking a girl's likes for the first time in a while. maybe it's possible for me to feel love
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It’s coming along
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@coldhealing “Here’s some unsolicited feedback on your website”
bro i hate consultants so much fakest of email jobs literally adds negative value to the world and still complaining about how stressful it is
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@coldhealing That scene is practically begging to be a delicate linocut print on washi paper
@coldhealing looks like he modified his copypasta a little since he dmed me
@coldhealing my favorite are when they follow me and immediately dm that they're a big fan of my feed and long time follower