Korey Strike @KoreyFoolStrike
life in the uncanny valley koreystrike.com Milwaukee, Wis Joined August 2015-
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Myths are symbolic math proofs. Stories can't persist unless they are symbolically true
all according to the evil blue horse's plan
all according to the evil blue horse's plan
The best faith for our robot servants is Christianity
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Humans have no moat, but every person is an island
there is no world so small it doesn't feel good to be king
katt williams is the only man alive who could successfully debate donald trump
it's not a breaking, it's a bombing you idiots. what a weird start to WWIII
it's not a breaking, it's a bombing you idiots. what a weird start to WWIII
god dang
me climbing into the shower hole every morning
me climbing into the shower hole every morning
What about nuclear?
What about nuclear?
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Yeah, I’d go down on a horse girl. I used to eat glue
Probably the best thing I’ve ever done -this Thursday with @JimBreuer - the only man alive as deep and aware as me.
It's always crazy when you hear about an actor making ten million dollars from a movie and they don't immediately retire and buy a sensible home in Moline, Illinois
So I push out anyone in my life who has ever loved me and boy are my arms tired. lol.
I keep a bottle of Laphroiag specifically for people who have never had Scotch before, as a treat
I find it funny and admirable that some monks are so dedicated to God, they say monks can’t have pets or befriend animals because they will love them way too much and give all their adoration to them, rather than God. However, I think a lot of monks fall short in this area.
i read the myth of helen of troy as a kid and thought it sounded like a good life plan
paul atreides is WEAK i would THRIVE if a holy war was fought in my name
I made it through the night. When I woke God was gone. In the coming weeks I worked my way to Colorado. There I met a man at a hot springs named Ashtray. That same night a drunk dude from El Salvador tried to fuck me. Tales for another time. All hail Hot Springs Jesus 🙏 (16/16)
He claimed cancer then moved on to how he made more than $900 million for the Costa Rican mafia. In time they fucked him over. So had Miss California who he dated until she turned out to be a “fucking bitch." (9/16)
𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐂𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 (a story thread) I met the reincarnation of Christ in a rural Utah cow pasture. It came in the midst of a month stay in that state. One in which I hiked and camped through parks and desert each day. (1/16) 🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵
watching a tiktok and finding out that an animal i didn’t even previously know existed has passed away
So thankful The Wilbur gave me a shot. Unfortunately I sold 0 tickets. We’ll try again next year.
Going through old photos and came across this one of me and @the_ironsheik that’s at least 40 years old #IronSheik
someone in discord asked me to try and summarize jfk's assorted medical problems from memory
I can’t stand the overwhelmingly millennial cultural voice that says, “don’t just show up at my house for a visit don’t call me on the phone don’t ask me to drive you to the airport or help you move” you murdered community spirit & then started talking about a loneliness epidemic
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Daisy wins or is the next Bachelorette or we strike. #Bachelor
sometimes you use ur friends charger and it gives your phone the strongest hardest ride of its life
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