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You miss 100% of the shots you don't make. Wisconsin, USA Joined October 2015-
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I'm lack toes intolerant. If you don't have toes I'm out.
All the t shirts today at the Columbus zoo have swayed me. I now am a believer in the flag & Jesus & I'm going to buy a g,u,n right now!!! I'm a new man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smoke some marijuana & watch the Jack Black episode of Yo Gabba Gabba.
I'm thankful my kids don't give a shit about fireworks
I went to watch my son's 8th grade / frosh basketball camp & was shorter than every player.
If you ask me, I think the mission was a complete success.
I got attacked twice tonight by the same seagull.
I've been silent for long enough damnit. Where the fuck is Paul Blart 3?!
If @Schwarzenegger & @TheSlyStallone made an action movie with explosions & comedy where they save the nursing home, I'd watch it.
At a red light bumping the succession theme song
Nice Sunday. Been going around bedazzling truck nuts.
Lookout comedy world, I still dunno what I'm doing! 8 years.
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President of SAG-AFTRA Fran Drescher's speech against the AMPTP was fantastic. A historical day.
you have to be so deep in the trenches of the internet to fully appreciate this glass jars rolling down stairs as succession characters
I spent summers in Clarksdale, MS at vacation Bible School, playing in flood waters like it was the hotel pool, going on cigarette runs for my granny, & rode bikes behind mosquito trucks because we loved the smell. I’ve NEVER seen cheese on a honeybun. This that New country. 😂😂
I spent summers in Clarksdale, MS at vacation Bible School, playing in flood waters like it was the hotel pool, going on cigarette runs for my granny, & rode bikes behind mosquito trucks because we loved the smell. I’ve NEVER seen cheese on a honeybun. This that New country. 😂😂
From the archives: Pastor Jack Schaap's "polished shaft" sermon is still one of the most disturbing things I've ever posted on Christian Nightmares. He ended up serving 11 years in federal prison for having sex with a 16-year-old girl who sought him out for counseling.
Hey @McDonalds why was this rubber thing in my McMuffin at O’Hare terminal 3?!? 🤮
Update: We are going to make these t-shirts to sell to you fine humans. More info soon.
Seriously, this movie is NUTS. Saw it earlier tonight and my head is still spinning.
Seriously, this movie is NUTS. Saw it earlier tonight and my head is still spinning.
I’m confused. we just supposed to work with these ppl again after this shit is over?
Engineer with his prothetic hand, 1921. x.com/HistoryToLearn…
Young boy holds older skater’s hand and has an adorable reaction to the landing trick.. 🥹 🎥 IG: james_cruickshank_
I just realized I went out to chat with my landscape guy wearing the shirt I slept in. I think I might have startled him.
Parliament-Funkadelic - Red Hot Mama 1978 / Capitol Theatre / Passaic, NJ 🤘sound on🤘
Thanks to #CathyLadman for digging this antique out. That tour was a blast! Great memories and lots of laughs! @ComedyCentral @danagould @BarrySobel
One day back in the 90s, 5 of the funkiest white men in America teamed up and made magic.
Muhammad Ali dodges 21 punches in 10 seconds (1977)
This is the greatest sporting moment I’ve ever seen