Jon Diaz @jon_silman
famous person gossip enthusiast. life changing comedy expert. https://t.co/PCXWIp5MDk Chicago, IL Joined July 2009-
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Comedy hack: Do crowdwork at open mics to make the best use of your time.
Comedy Hack: Not sure if stand up is for you? Ask yourself this question - Do you enjoy toiling in obscurity for a decade or more in the hopes that maybe one day you'll be able to make your car payment on time? Welcome!
Comedy hack: If you suffer from stage fright, put a vibrating apparatus in your butt. You will suddenly have a different sensation to deal with - one more urgent than your nerves.
Comedy Hack: Yelling is a good substitute for punchlines. Just batter the audience with volume and bully them into laughing.
Comedy Hack: Like a bookers last ten Instagram pictures so they know an email is coming. Guest Hack via actual comedy club owner @NathanLClemons
Comedy Hack: Don’t send a clip or your name to a booker. If they know the business, they know [email protected] Hackspiration: @NathanLClemons
Comedy hack: Laugh at your own jokes. You’ll look more professional to bookers and the audience will respect you more.
Comedy hack: Glorify overworking yourself and wear it like a badge. Your lonely cries of “I’m grinding!” will justify your existence to all.
Comedy hack: Pretend gargle a load of jizz in your mouth as a gag! People vomit from laughter with this one.
Comedy hack: The easiest way to get work is to ask “who books this” under every show post.
Comedy hack: When one comic describes another as “a really nice person” it means they’re not funny.
Comedy hack: When you’re hosting and someone doesn’t give you credits before you bring them up, say “your next comic just lost their virginity.” They’ll love it!
Comedy hack: Combine all hotel soaps and shampoos into one huge Franken-cleaner to smell your best for the show. That club staffer you’re hitting on will definitely notice!
Comedy hack: Take the sodas from the green room and sell them on the black market. Pure profit!
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@jon_silman So from my perspective this is like the tides.
@BoundaryBreak They still use this artstyle in promos to this day. It’s amazing that we finally have a game that looks like this
The reason why the new Mario animates in such a charming way is because the animators clearly wanted the expressiveness you see in the old Mario game manuals
This joint says ME AND ME ONLY!!
Smokin paper with a side of weed
I was on @MSNBC today describing the reporting I did w/ @WSJ colleagues @sgurman and @ailworth on Donald Trump’s historic arraignment this week in Miami.
"I've never seen that kind of expression on Donald Trump before." WSJ reporter @DeborahAcosta describes her observations while sitting directly behind Donald Trump at his Miami arraignment. on.msnbc.com/46bLBXW
Keep your kids and I’ll keep my sleep in til whenever the f*ck I want!
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