POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male) @POOPSCRUFFIN4U
i can't read or count. triple threat, baybeeeeee shitpost central Joined November 2013-
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When I was a little kid I told everyone that I was a cat, but the irony is I am probably more like a cat now that I'm an adult. I'm a lot hairier, sometimes sleep 20 hours a day, and have shown a lot of people my butthole
welp, this is it folks. looks like I've written more tweets about my butthole being haunted than I have about hurricane relief. show's over
Life is like a box of chocolates. You might get diabetes.
I just saw a porn where they use zooming into a gaping butthole to transition camera angles
watch my sex tape if you'd like to see a boobjob surgeon who looks like a very long frog bring "checking whether [I] have a butthole" to a grinding halt because my microwave beeped. he then shouts "YOU MAKIN SOME FUCKIN TEA, BITCH?" in Carl's voice from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Incredible headline theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elo…
Despite being mostly straight, I have very gay energy. God was making me in the lab like "This one's gonna munch rugs." And to be fair, I have munched a few rugs in my day. But I am not allowed back at that Carpets Plus.
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I don't know why OP deleted it, but I think it needs to be preserved for posterity.
on the one hand, I wonder why any black person would want to live in Iowa, but then I remember that some of the fattest white girls on earth live there
on the one hand, I wonder why any black person would want to live in Iowa, but then I remember that some of the fattest white girls on earth live there
going into the airport lactation pod to smoke
having trouble interpreting the results on these pregnancy tests. I've pooped on like five of them but
FUCK I STILL STAN ALL OF THIS IN 2024
FUCK I STILL STAN ALL OF THIS IN 2024
this kind of "journalism" lends credence to the fun notion that "Jews control the media" and will be used to justify actual oppression of jews, including the ones who don't agree with Israel's systematic demolition of Palestinian life
this kind of "journalism" lends credence to the fun notion that "Jews control the media" and will be used to justify actual oppression of jews, including the ones who don't agree with Israel's systematic demolition of Palestinian life
I wish there were other property trading board games besides Monopoly. It shouldn't be allowed to dominate the market like that.
CHARMIN MARKETING MEETING marketing guy 1: should toilet paper be thicker than a Floridian coke dealer's wallet? marketing guy 2: of course. does a bear poop in the woods? marketing guy 1: and lord knows it loves a soft wipe after the fact
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Bone Chocolates @BoneChocolates
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Amy @AmysGotBirds
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
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Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
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Pru @prufrockluvsong
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Finger Taints @ArtIsMyPorn
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Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt
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Swim Jeans 👖 @ShortSleeveSuit
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Bone Chocolates @BoneChocolates
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c a l @Throne0fBlood
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Math Liker @stokestheorem
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Rex @Rexasaurus69
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Ghost Panther 2: Ghos.. @MackechnieNiall
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Bird Eckler @Birdeckler
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Amy @AmysGotBirds
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@POOPSCRUFFIN4U Or diarrhea!
Incredible headline theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elo…
@POOPSCRUFFIN4U We're all catching up to the situation which is obscured by bad faith claims. As near as we can tell now, Israel used "hamas hostages" as a thin excuse to obliterate Palestine from the Earth. Later, statements by Israeli leadership revealed that they would never stop.
despite not winning you won our hearts, sapphira crystal you will always be mother 💎💙#DragRace
@un_dead_exe Never talk about this topic ever again please you are embarrassing yourself
@un_dead_exe How did this get 15k likes this has nothing to do with color grading
whatever happened to oiling up hugh jackman and lightly toasting him
whatever happened to colour grading
Not my favorite answers from Plane Jane, but mama got the body RIGHT! Yes, God! Praying to see her on #AllStars9! #RPDR #RPDRFinale #DragRaceFinale #DragRace
one thing about roxxxy… she will always bring a carry-on #AllStars9
How fucking sickening, the original Las Vegas showgirl 🤩 ahhhhh I'm sooo excited for Shannel!!!#AllStars9
You had to see this up close!! I couldn’t clock this wig to save my life!! It’s was gorgeous and seamless 🖤🏁 #AllStars9
Rupaul and Jorgeous reuniting for #AllStars9 feels correct!! #dragrace
#DragRace Season 16 winner Nymphia Wind will join other performers in representing Taiwan at the cultural program of this year's Olympic Games.
they call her mother in 195 countries #DragRace
21/ I can also say w/ confidence that my fellow Tweeps were some of the smartest, most thoughtful, earnest, and humane professional colleagues that I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with. 🫡 And there is a silver lining: Many have carried those qualities to new employers.
20/ I cannot sign off without also feeling sadness for the company that Twitter used to be, and which Musk destroyed. The bird was not “freed” — Musk killed it. History will show this to be true. I see no way this empty husk of a once-great platform for news will survive.
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