gabfrab▪︎ @gabfrab
bible-based plumber -- https://t.co/j7WwYslQpb gabfrab.com/2024/03/03/tra… Joined September 2008-
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He refused to do his chores so he's getting shipped to South Dakota to see his Aunt Kristi.
Science has gone too far. I fear this may anger God.
I wrote about backpacking the badlands. Would love if you read it! "Soon bolts flicked the land like a snake tongue. Carried forth the buzzing roar of thunder. I needed a sleep spot to fend off the coming rain. Avoid the killing shot of electric arrows." gabfrab.com/2020/01/09/dus…
𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐂𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 (a story thread) I met the reincarnation of Christ in a rural Utah cow pasture. It came in the midst of a month stay in that state. One in which I hiked and camped through parks and desert each day. (1/16) 🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵
I wrote about my car getting robbed. "I walked to the bathroom to piss and it reeked. A rat blast of yellow fart. Drunks spraying beer turned diabetic dark. Outside were crushed cans on dirt. Beers stomped out. Social lube put to use." gabfrab.com/2019/05/19/sma…
The Catholic church is responsible for my love of shit wine. They aged Jesus for 2000 years but still He tastes like a pairing for Snausages.
I wrote about a man offering me fifty bucks to suck my cock. "He asked to eat my ass and I consented. Told me I’d love it. As he lapped his tongue all I could picture was a St. Bernard slathered in drool, gorging its food with flapping jowls." gabfrab.com/2019/04/25/pla…
𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐞 (a story thread) On a 400 mile kayak trip to the Canadian border I got caught in a lightning storm. Hid for hours beneath the roots of an eroded tree. (1/35) 🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵
I wrote about trying to bang an elderly lesbian and getting trolled by an internet psycho: gabfrab.com/2018/04/15/pla…
As a kid I was forced to live in a bucket of corn.
Paid my juggalo cousin 1.5k to give me a full Ronald McDonald back piece with his prison kit.
He always waits 'til the last minute to file his taxes 🙄
chrisiscosey @bored2die
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just a poor boy @runthejules18
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lu ʚ♡⃛ɞ @cozycapricorn
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646 Followers 708 Following official poet of the do it yourself emotional music group Clementine Was Right — winner of the 2021 Ghost Peach Press prize ⬇️⬇️ — he/they
Timothy Moore @timmoore19
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AHS IN THE BLACK LODG.. @omarking0924
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2K Followers 4K Following Electronic music producer. #edm #edmfamily #plur #dub #minimal #techno #musiqueélectronique NSFW 18+
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95 Followers 2K Following girl with a big fear of sleep aids; and a big love of dog and of heels and of philosophy and of paul klee—but really, above all, of ontological security
just a poor boy @runthejules18
6K Followers 5K Following just a communist sentient soda cup. 25 years old
lu ʚ♡⃛ɞ @cozycapricorn
7K Followers 7K Following she/they/he 🏳️🌈 25 🎀 mdni, 18+ ONLY! #AuDHD ∞ 🧠 mutuals: @highluiza 🪴 just a girl/dude 🧚🏻♀️🫧 777 💫
Bonus Eruptus @2Bonus2Eruptus
4K Followers 3K Following I'm @BonusEruptus now. Very rarely check this one anymore.
Andy Andrist @andyandrist
8K Followers 1K Following Inter continental podcaster, Comedian, literary character, Issues With Andy
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4K Followers 4K Following a half-sour pickle | *ctor, vo artist and comedy writer | contributor @realpunknews @harddrivemag @bwaybeatnews
Gabby TOP 1% STONER �.. @littleowlella
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never go full petard @RageofBaltimore
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queef queen @cummandrinqueef
2K Followers 1K Following can queef on command | god's gassiest soldier | @habanerocoochie
rotten scatterbrain @wormkingdom
4K Followers 394 Following foaming at the mouth. bats have laid eggs in my hair
Ellie @StonnySays
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garbagio @papagarbage2
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825 Followers 43 Following watch anything other than the sopranos and you're verging on sacrilege | old account @ohpooryou
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We were violently assaulted and arrested with ~100 others peacefully protesting genocide at Washington University in St. Louis. Many US police departments - including St. Louis' - are being trained by Israel to use military occupation-style tactics against their own communities.
“You failed Uvalde.” “There is no riot here, why are you in riot gear.” State troopers look ready to brutalize peaceful protesters at UT Austin.
I want to be sedated or buried like a bulb in the garden until the worms have ate my brain and I can start over
The home media release of ‘KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES’ will include a version of the entire movie with the original footage of the actors in mo-cap suits. (Source: m.youtube.com/watch?v=GKBoD2…)
NOW: 1000s came out to support the building occupation at Portland State University, demanding divestment from genocide-profiteer @Boeing
Florida state house representative has quite an interesting shift in reaction from seeing a photo of a Palestinian flag to seeing a photo of a dead Palestinian baby
Still just geeking over the risk of losing my life…
I just had the worst interaction with an old man who told me I was basically ‘either desperate for attention’ or ‘in danger of losing my life’ bc I was sitting next to the 2 inch deep prospect park lake????? Lmao?? Like he was trying to warn me, or help me out? The fucking NERVE
Columbia University hired private investigators to pursue pro-Palestine students. Vanderbilt University canceled a divestment vote, then expelled students after they protested. Pomona College sent police officers in riot gear to arrest 20 students. @prem_thakker reports,…
thinking about sex robots, old pussy and new. you have it, you want something else. will you trade bots with friends? a bot collective to trade? bang your friends bot behind their backs for the thrill? bot defense mechanism, do NOT pork my bot. semen eaters would happily allow….
talon update
guys i go to cracker barrel state university okay there it’s finally out u can stop doxxing me now
oh yea i have a masters degree now btw
Here’s hoping you all missed the tv guys on tv guides cause tomorrow they return from a long hiatus! Cherish this one .. it could be the final episode. 😪
guess the national park 👇 (difficulty: medium)
@MorganGodvin Catholic Hospital - why are we allowing a pedophile cult to control so much of pour medical infrastructure? @providence
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