Elijah Holbrook @elijah_holbrook
thinks he's a comedian or some shit Milwaukee, WI Joined March 2012-
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The worst thing about a mid life crisis is knowing when you're going to die
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Just looking for a person that will make me feel moths in my stomach
Top two people that love flags: 1. Conservatives 2. Gays
I believe Max verstappen deserved to win the 2021 WDC but not the 2021 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, and I think that juxtaposition describes my entire personality
The other day I said the song "gettin' jiggy with it" "slaps" am I'm still riding that high
It's funny how when you tell a bad joke people think, "wow, that's a bad person" But when you tell a good joke they go, "wow, that's a good joke"
So you think some rugs dream of being the single rug in the middle of a stage?
Oh god, I'm supposed to run a marathong tomorrow
Just end the race under safety car, damn #AustraliaGP
For about 9 laps the #AustraliaGP looked like it was going to be exciting
This is an announcement that coming soon I will have a big announcement to announce. As of right now nothing is in the works, but rest assured, when the time comes, I will let you know that an announcement is coming and of what size.
A joke I would write if I were homeless: Is your refrigerator running? Must be nice
South Park is still doing it. The latest episode is insanely clever
Elijah Holbrook retweeted
FINALLY, it’s…
I don't know anyone who died of COVID but I do know a couple people who quit comedy during COVID
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Wow. Max want to get any closer to going past his grid box?! 🤯
Well we can’t wait to hear what you have for this one… 🤣 Join us for the Race Review at 8pm UK time (BST) 📺 youtube.com/@missedapexf1 #F1 #AusGP
That lap didn’t even exist…they reset the order to discount it completely, and put Alonso back in P3, so how can they put a penalty for Carlos Sainz?
CUT MY KNIFE IN-TO PIECES US-ING A BIG-GER KNIFE
Hi it’s eve6. Just looking for 149.2k of our closest friends
Never has a safety car/red flag ruined a race more 😂
@elijah_holbrook Just please annunciate the announcement once it commences
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