My back hurts so bad and now that I'm almost 40 I'm worried that it's never coming back. 12 minutes of shoveling this morning a life sentence
@ATVIAssist the level of lag on dmz is embarrassing. People shouldn't be losing load outs to that trash.
I don't need hugs anymore I just need to get in a few rounds in Al Mazrah. The DMZ calls.
Come to Puddlers for a comedy show. Stay for the awesome bar dog.
Called a phone number on a sign that said mini goldendoodle puppies and a guy answered. I was pretty miffed.
This is a yoga pose where I breathe with my butthole. I've learned so much about fitness on Instagram.
If your girlfriend wants to talk baby names might I suggest slipping in some Street Fighter character names every 4th or 5th between obvious non contenders. Zangief might be the one.
🎵 I don't fart cause farts are the cousin of shit 🎵
Shit it's hump day and I forgot to hump thankfully there are hot MILFs 2.3 mi from me
Never forget the time Ohtani hit a ball THROUGH the Tokyo dome 😂
I'm now eating for 2. Seems like a fine way to live as an American.
@BrewersRaptor Extend them all or suffer the consequences. There will be less people at games.
I bought a cowboy shirt and I'll be guldanged... I can't sell it. Now I have to convince people that Danny Trejo gave it to me.
ONE MINUTE LEFT IN THE PERIOD
I dare you to go outside and go back inside to work
Holy shit spring has sprung
Pray to the gods of time for the day to go by swiftly. 😵
It's odd. If you find an old person's computer their desktop is always covered with icons but their cellphone home screen only has the McDonald's app!
A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore
After my cats ate one of my theragun attachments I've learned a lot while looking for replacements. People are getting into wild shit at high RPMs. Good for them.
It's not a back scratcher it's a food stealer
@Rubie_Q I used to deliver pizza in Jackson. There were seasonal construction workers I delivered to regularly that lived at the Comfort Inn. They once asked me where to find girls -- meaning working girls. Ladies of the night. The amenities were too far.
Hear me out. A bowl full of syrup with a bunch of pieces of waffle floating in it.
@rogfeelgood If I remember correctly without looking that is from May 12th