Charlie Kojis @cpkojis
A comedian with cool shows coming up: https://t.co/SEgVAhsyMv kojis.co/shows Madison, WI Joined July 2011-
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See Charlie Kojis this Saturday night at Teehee's in Des Moines!
These were the pieces in the Pablo Picasso Museum that made me laugh the hardest. He clearly drew Jesus with boobs and then realized it was weird and erased it.
Here's the link to watch my YouTube special, premiering at 7:00 tonight. youtube.com/watch?v=XwwRuM…
My special comes out for free on YouTube May 22nd. Here's a nice article in @isthmus about it. isthmus.com/arts/comedy/ma…
If you are scrambling to make last minute Groundhog Day plans, I'll be recording an album that night and you can get still get tickets to one of the shows in Milwaukee.
midwest people! go to my friend* charlie’s album recording *has not been fact-checked
Eating a banana corn on the cobb style to overwhelmingly negative feedback.
New episode with @cpkojis from Madison WI! We talk Comedy on State and beyond! Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Stitcher! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/no-…
THIS WEEKEND! Catch this incredible line up of performers, lead by headliner, @JCcoccoli! Get your tickets while you still can, as LaughingTap.com! @cpkojis @ojwitt #laughingtapmke
If all of your gifts are booze it means no one of concerned.
I once saw a coworker on his phone googling how to build an assault rifle and then I went and had some lunch
Screaming "actually, zipper merge is more efficient" every time I cut someone off in traffic.
The exercise of "I bet you can't remember what you were worried about one year ago today" is sometimes not actually that calming.
I'm in the cramming portion of quarantine, where I realize I failed to read an entire book during this and now I'd better crank a few out in the next two months before I have plans again.
Third grade followers: if some dork asks you how it's possible Santa can get to every house in one night ask that turd how the internet works!
Ok, getting into the Masked Singer now that I'm pretty sure the giraffe is Jonbenet Ramsey.
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