octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes linktr.ee/octopuscaveman Joined July 2017-
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I was so fortunate to receive this beautiful artwork from @octopuscaveman and now I can’t unsee her as @taylornation13 @taylornation13 levitating down the street. #torturedpoetsdepartment #TaylorSwift13
My new friend @octopuscaveman said I should be me. Which I have taken to heart. Enjoy my extreme silliness as I share some new “art” moves to replace the old spinning slowly with 🖼️ . #ArtistOnTwitter #parody
GrindTip: get a cool hat
There was a man hunched over by a trash can and I heard sniffling and thought he was crying so I said “hey man are you alright” and he turned around and he was doing lines off a book. Pretty sure he’s doing alright.
Sometimes I’ll try and motivate someone by saying “you got this” but honestly I’m not sure if they “got this.” Sometimes I’m almost positive they don’t have it at all.
I’ll never hear Mayonnaise again without thinking of John R.
I’ll never hear Mayonnaise again without thinking of John R. https://t.co/a5LQGLLoUg
Do celebrities get diarrhea? Can’t imagine Zendaya experiencing what I’m going through right now
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I used to have real problems and now my problems are “I don’t have any more wall space for the art I keep buying”
@octopuscaveman This blew my mind, until I remembered your first floor is our ground floor & it made much more sense. I was previously impressed with his projection!
@octopuscaveman I scrolled past screen caps of that tweet at least ten times, thinking it was somebody’s sad attempt at a meme. This being real makes me too happy. That dumbass is a fucking cartoon 😂
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@octopuscaveman fellas is feeling good and clappin ladies cheeks gay
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@octopuscaveman Soooooooo Tate is now voluntary celibate, or procreating ??? Neither option seems plausible. He really does hate women.
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Andrew Tate’s bizarre homophobic pronouncement on sex got exactly the reaction it deserved – 12 scorching owns. thepoke.com/2024/04/25/and…
@octopuscaveman He's such a small man(child) At best
@octopuscaveman He's gay and wishes he wasn't. This is probably why he rapes, abuses, and trafficks women. He hates himself and projects it on women because he can. What a fucking pos.
@AshleyAlready @octopuscaveman Not incorrect
@octopuscaveman Andrew Tate has to be the gayest man on Twitter.