Linda @turtledumplin
Peecan Sandies Cult // Little hippie, little hood https://t.co/KkBGIMKsxa other account 👉🏼 @indigo_raven_ mobile.twitter.com/search?q=from%… Joined April 2009-
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Ladies?
These comments are priceless… 😂
These comments are priceless… 😂
Some y’all need professional help…
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“I find you less annoying than most people” ~me, flirting
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Mom?
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New Game Show! Are You A Bigger Asshole Than Alec Baldwin ?
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Let's grab something to eat, hit the bookstore, and then retire to rocking chairs in an enclosed porch.
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I’ve made enough decisions on my own. It’s time to join a cult so they can be made for me.
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You think you're weird and gross, but then you find out there's a whole ass group of people that fold their shitty, shidded on toilet paper.
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With the side eye
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I’d like to go visit my parents old house and tell that fuckin furnace I’m not afraid anymore
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I've seen Jerry Springer, and every man who's "bad at math" suddenly gets real good at math when there's a pregnancy.
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I like to ignore reality for the unrealistic delusion I created in my mind. When reality hits, it’s an explosion.
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Crab Cakes & Vape Cartridges 🤭
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Did you know broads don't wash their hair every day? Why are they so gross!
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I'm sorry.. but it's a HUGE deal? The fuck?
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You call it huffing gasoline. I call it aromatherapy. We are not the same.
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Liking me is probably a red flag.
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wanna go get tacos, kill a tub of ice cream and then feel badly about ourselves later?
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Ladies?
These comments are priceless… 😂
I genuinely need help How do I grill the perfect steak? I like my steak medium rare with char I have a Weber gas grill I’m not getting a new grill. Mine is fine I can’t sear it on the skillet inside (wife says it’s too stinky) Please help me I want to grill it perfect
Some y’all need professional help…
“I find you less annoying than most people” ~me, flirting
Mom?
New Game Show! Are You A Bigger Asshole Than Alec Baldwin ?
Let's grab something to eat, hit the bookstore, and then retire to rocking chairs in an enclosed porch.
I’ve made enough decisions on my own. It’s time to join a cult so they can be made for me.
You think you're weird and gross, but then you find out there's a whole ass group of people that fold their shitty, shidded on toilet paper.
I’d like to go visit my parents old house and tell that fuckin furnace I’m not afraid anymore
I've seen Jerry Springer, and every man who's "bad at math" suddenly gets real good at math when there's a pregnancy.
I like to ignore reality for the unrealistic delusion I created in my mind. When reality hits, it’s an explosion.
@turtledumplin You just made my brain hurt. I do believe that is correct
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