Sarcastic Sweetheart 😘 @happymilly1
It's none of your business. My name says it all. I'll ignore your DM. I belong to @tommy_charm ❤ twitter.com/search?q=from%… Who wants to know? Joined June 2014-
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Did you ever meet someone and get that feeling? You know the one I mean. That feeling when you look into their eyes and listen to them as they're talking, and you think to yourself...omg what a complete and utter arsehole you are, mate.
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It's going to be another one of those days where I'm not rich and free to do as I please. Its going to be shit again, isn't it?
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You say day drinking I say responsible hydration…
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Morning
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I’m fucking dead 🤣🤣💀
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As a Gen X-er I cringe when I see other Gen X people say how tough they were because they did shit like drink water out of a garden hose. 3 generations before you people were quitting school at like age 8 to work in coal mines. But you rode a bike, cool. Sit down and shut up.
It's time for me to get back to happy.
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Did you know that you can have cake for breakfast because you’re an adult and can do whatever you want?
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I like who I think you are. ~twitter
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Me: That’s it! I’m never drinking again. Beer: *singing its heart out* I was getting kinda used to being something you chugged!!
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If you can't accept me at my weird, you don't deserve me at my also weird.
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People who believe nothing are as bad as people who believe everything
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Well...
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I just read an article about mansplaining that was written by a woman, and I gotta say...it had total mansplaining vibes.
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I keep trying to decide on a mantra that really fits my life and, despite all my effort, the best I can do is ‘Fuck off…it’s been a long day.’
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A friendly reminder 🤣🖖
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What would you do if you saw me in Costco? Oooh, I hope it’s buy me champagne or a rotisserie chicken
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@happymilly1 Just wanted to say good morning to you my friend. I hope all is good with you!
Did you ever meet someone and get that feeling? You know the one I mean. That feeling when you look into their eyes and listen to them as they're talking, and you think to yourself...omg what a complete and utter arsehole you are, mate.
It's going to be another one of those days where I'm not rich and free to do as I please. Its going to be shit again, isn't it?
Twitter Tip #1. If you like him, don’t look at his tl.
You say day drinking I say responsible hydration…
I’ve really been studying the best way to remove a t-shirt. I hope to make a decision on the best way for me to remove a shirt shortly. I’ll keep everyone posted.
When the "flower" bit of "flower bed" is no longer an issue
@happymilly1 There she is. Missed you on here Milly. Gorgeous as ever.
@happymilly1 Just give yourself time, and take care of yourself.
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