Chris Gates @ChrisGatesFace
Writer. Actor. Director. Adult. UK Joined July 2008-
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Chris Gates retweeted
Waitress is making us all sit on the same side of the table
Was told today that I 'make a better door than a window' and honestly it's so nice to know I'm good at something
Chris Gates retweeted
‘Slightly less shit than the pricks after her’: A nation pays tribute to Theresa May buff.ly/3TrqMTV
womp womp
So many 'arguments' from the Right boil down to "I know you are, but what am I?"
So many 'arguments' from the Right boil down to "I know you are, but what am I?"
Chris Gates retweeted
“I hear Liz Truss is making a comeback?”
Violets are blue Roses are red The planet is dying And god is dead Happy Valentine’s Day everybody 🥰💋❤️😘🤩
Wish I could say the same. Had a born again Christian friend growing up who denied evolution because "if humans evolved from monkeys then why are there still monkeys?"
Wish I could say the same. Had a born again Christian friend growing up who denied evolution because "if humans evolved from monkeys then why are there still monkeys?"
Chris Gates retweeted
What it feels like to do literally anything when it’s raining.
Guys, be real with me, is this real life?
Few people in this world will ever or can ever be as beautiful to me as Alison Brie in Community
Oooh, got a mention in The Poke. That’s kinda special 🥳
Oooh, got a mention in The Poke. That’s kinda special 🥳
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4
𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥�.. @pearlylondon
68K Followers 3K Following My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child. Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.
Trey @treydayway
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Malcolm V Tucker 🏴.. @Tucker5law
41K Followers 13K Following ‘unbelievably rude’ - Rupert. Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by fuckwittery. Voice on @AngryScotland.
John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets
18K Followers 9K Following This mind intentionally left blank. https://t.co/n3wD8D0ICA
Helene 😜 @Helene_L3007
19 Followers 192 Following Desirous enсhаntrеss сaptivatеd bу insatiablе desire
Kara Bartlett @bartlett_k9935
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SherriGallery @GalleryShe4173
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Reatho @Reatho154803
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me but online @PartyHammer
79 Followers 1K Following oh you create content? that’s cute, my sperm creates content creators!
James Heatlie @JamesHeatlie
386 Followers 618 Following London based Actor, Poet, Songwriter, Seafarer, Artist. Teller of stories and taker of photographs. https://t.co/OHO7zFRolH
Lisa @Lisa____000
75 Followers 245 Following Hi, I'm Lisa Hobbies: golf, swimming, traveling, cycling You have the right to remain silent, but I take every word you say as a compliment.
Evan Mobley #1 fan @KingEMobley
116 Followers 796 Following robbed of 21-22 ROY but it's fine because we winning 22-23 DPOY. Raptors/Mobley fan JID - TFS = AOTY. RIP MAC.
Guy Venables @godfreychurch
5K Followers 735 Following Cartoonist.Private Eye,Spectator,Punch, Metro.GSOH.Daily colour topical cartoon posted or your money back.Metro prints: https://t.co/j3jQTVkFMb
Chris #FBPE 🇪🇺 @Chris87983880
2K Followers 3K Following Stuff and that. Pro Europe. Rejoiner. #JohnsonOut
Morgan Sproxton @MorganSproxton
241 Followers 1K Following Playwright Bradford/Hull Cher fan/MadMen obsessive/Upstairs Downstairs devotee She/Her
Wensum Literary Magaz.. @wensumlit
618 Followers 680 Following A quarterly literary journal that aims to promote quiet and contemplative writing from unrepresented authors | Editor - @dg_sexton
𝗞𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗛.. @KeirHusband
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Dave R @daveRessex
713 Followers 862 Following Dave from Essex. Joined 2009 to follow sports (WHU and F1). Since 2017 more engaged, mostly left leaning politics, Science and Space 🇪🇺🇬🇧
Dr. T @WitWarrior
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Joss Prior🌈✨Frui.. @joss_prior
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Vishona Pi @P14Y3RZ3R0
659 Followers 5K Following (SHE/THEY/WE) ヘルプ！ 私の心はエルドリッチの人工知能によって制御されています! Nothing to see here, just a #Plural #VTuber. Thoughts are barely Our own. LessThanThreeDecimalOneFour ✌
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Aditya ☮️🇮🇳.. @thepeacetweeter
9K Followers 9K Following From 🇮🇳 He/Him. #GenZ. Support 🏳️🌈. Passionate about US Politics 🇺🇲. Passionate about democracy. Winner - Blocked by Kari Lake Medal 🏅 #ResistanceUnited
Ellie Stevenson @Stevensonauthor
2K Followers 2K Following Writers' coach, workshop leader & author of 4 historical mysteries. Make your work the best. Fuelled by inspiration, determination & coffee. SoA/ALLi member.
Violet Bick @DashboardImage
359 Followers 819 Following Oh, the Monochrome & Technicolour Places I Go. Kindness is key.
Patricia Duran @pattduran
5 Followers 35 Following
YesYouDid @YesYouDid
2K Followers 4K Following We see everything you do, dream, think or imagine, but not in a sinister way. Denial is futile. Have a gold star day. Created by @chrisgatesface
Tatty Macleod @TattyMacleod
2K Followers 382 Following Comedian. Writer. Begrudgingly present. French/English. Insta: Tatty_Macleod for sub par content and sketches ✌🏻
Jigyasa Raghav 🇮�.. @raghav_jigyasa
311 Followers 2K Following PhD Research Scholar C.C.S University, Meerut
James Felton @JimMFelton
329K Followers 3K Following Bestselling author 52 Times Britain Was A Bellend: https://t.co/IOylVjHwzA Sunburn, a funny book about how shit The Sun is: https://t.co/Zewi6HPEDE
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
113K Followers 3K Following a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Rep: @ITG_ltd
jon drake @DrakeGatsby
112K Followers 2K Following they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod. senior brand strategist for @trymetafy
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4
Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian
97K Followers 4K Following hard-working dilettante / freelance journalist & author / sometimes on the radio / [email protected] / 🇫🇷🇲🇦
donni saphire @donni
60K Followers 2K Following Skeptical of most squirrels. Friendly comedian. More jokes on @[email protected]. Producer on The Love Below at Beermiscuous in Lincoln Park. Hat avoider.
𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥�.. @pearlylondon
68K Followers 3K Following My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child. Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.
Laura Lexx @lauralexx
51K Followers 1K Following Rep'd by Taylor at UTC Artist Management - [email protected] Klopp Actually & Pivot available to buy EVERYWHERE
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119K Followers 874 Following Writer. I wrote this bio. Mock the Week | Trailer Park Boys | The Project
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516K Followers 3K Following tv writer (bojack horseman; mrs. davis) & nyt best selling author (goodbye, again; gmorning gnight; everyones a aliebn). (he/him)
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Mike Birbiglia @birbigs
630K Followers 2K Following My new standup special, The Old Man & The Pool, is available on Netflix. Currently on tour in a city near you.
Silé 👩🏾💻.. @sileloquies
5K Followers 924 Following It’s Sil•Ay, like Fillet but without the Mignon | Professional Fangirl | LBF Trailblazer ‘21 | Lit Agent @nurnberg_agency | Trustee @ArtsEmergency ✨
Abi Fellows 🌈 🏳.. @AbiRFellows
5K Followers 3K Following Literary Agent @ DHH Literary Agency 📚 Shortlisted for Literary Agent of the Year 2023 📚 Trustee at New Writing South 📚 (she/her) No query DMs pls.
Vichicular Michaelis @vicmmic
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elle @ellegist
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Helen Whelan @helen_xxxx
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2.0M Followers 74 Following Prince of Eternia and Defender of the Secrets of Castle Grayskull. Dislikes mushrooms.
UCU @ucu
90K Followers 2K Following University and College Union, UK trade union for academics, lecturers, trainers, researchers & academic-related staff in further and higher education.
Ria Lina ⚜️ @rialina_
19K Followers 2K Following ON TOUR 2024! Comedian. I know, I know, you don't ALL think so. Ain't subjectivity a bitch. ☎️ [email protected] VO @AnotherTongue
Bella Sankey @BellaSankey
30K Followers 5K Following Labour Leader of @BrightonHoveCC. Councillor for Wish Ward | Brightonian | Mixed Heritage | Mum | Jo Cox Women in Leadership Graduate 2023 | Views own
Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana
349K Followers 867 Following Proud to be the Labour MP for Coventry South | Co-chair of the Socialist Campaign Group of MPs | 📧: [email protected] | she/her
Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV
193K Followers 2K Following UK Editor @itvnews. Presenter @ITVTonight @LBC. 3 x Royal Television Society winner 2023. Award-winning podcast Partygate: The Inside Story👇
fredesque @FredTaming
27K Followers 892 Following black & trans lives matter | stop asian hate | 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ friendly | he/him | fka taming fr*d s*vage |
ડ𝕥ꫀꪜⅈꫀ �.. @MrStevieWebb
9K Followers 485 Following Host of @SteviesBrainRot 🎙 Up next: Here You Come Again 🦋
Carol Vorderman @carolvorders
969K Followers 3K Following TV/Best-selling author. @LBC Sunday 4-7pm Free school meals kid at Cambridge, now Educational Philanthropist. Politically independent https://t.co/g9jDJSwPww
Katy Balls @katyballs
52K Followers 3K Following @Spectator political editor. @theipaper columnist. All views are Balls - [email protected] Podcast 👇
Legolas @Legend_Legolas
61K Followers 2K Following Tweets are my opinion and not financial advice | Alpha Hunter | All important Alphas 👇
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Thomas James Gray @ThomasJamesGray
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6K Followers 1K Following Supports, develops and champions writers from the East Midlands - supported by Arts Council England.
alexandra hall hall �.. @alexhallhall
63K Followers 2K Following Frmr UK Amb. Resigned 2019 re Brexit lies. Co-host @disordershow pod; Trustee Eurasia Found'n; Writer @bylinetimes. Free to speak at last. @AlexHH.bsky.social
Thom Yorke @thomyorke
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729K Followers 1K Following Welsh. Serious Actor. Flying Monkey. Wild Thing. Bare-footed buffoon. Tiddle Toddle. he/him
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62K Followers 1K Following Talks on the radio. Somewhere. Lapsed Meanjin editor. CarltonFC tragic. Typing on unceded Wurundjeri land. Making musings on Substack. he/him.
Chris #FBPE 🇪🇺 @Chris87983880
2K Followers 3K Following Stuff and that. Pro Europe. Rejoiner. #JohnsonOut
Morgan Sproxton @MorganSproxton
241 Followers 1K Following Playwright Bradford/Hull Cher fan/MadMen obsessive/Upstairs Downstairs devotee She/Her
Broxton8r @broxton8r
1K Followers 2K Following Geek, gamer and Metalhead. Criminology. University of Sheff. study of far right extremism and nationalism in online / offline spaces. RT’s not endorsement
Dr. T @WitWarrior
2K Followers 3K Following Doctrix of Philosophy and Holmes pasticheuse. Author of ‘The Versailles Vision, or, A Walk in the Past’
Keith Maloney @Keith_Maloney
177 Followers 2K Following
Steven Bryant🥟〓�.. @pasty_muncher
655 Followers 3K Following Cornishman. Traction Engine enthusiast. Sport lover. living with MEN1, rare form of cancer.
𝗞𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗛.. @KeirHusband
869 Followers 3K Following Often tired and grumpy Media Teacher, having been an award winning Programme maker. Son of a Labour family - there's a clue in the name. No truck with tribalism
Brandon @chrig88
88 Followers 182 Following
Helen Noble @HelenNo45727536
318 Followers 782 Following Psychotherapist; PhD Psychology and Counselling Researcher; Writer of Creative Non-Fiction
Why does no-one ever talk about how hard it is to get blood into a stone in the first place?
My hobbies? Uhh yeah watching YouTube videos of walkthroughs for games I’m too scared to play myself
Really enjoying Ripley, but the tension is getting unbearable! When does the Alien appear?
Trains running after 11pm should have softer lighting
Genuinely do not understand the appeal of rosé - what if a wine had cystitis
Getting my packed lunch ready for tomorrow, where I have my second day as picture editor for the Prince and Princess of Wales
Nicholas Cage watching Dune
Seems his marriage just didn’t have legs x
Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied have divorced after 11 years of marriage. (people.com/natalie-portma…)
Show the greatest “I’m about to die” moment in cinema. I’ll start.
My daughter (15) and her friends have started using 'landlord' as a swear, like 'Shut it, you landlord', which is kind of brilliant.
mild dune 2 spoilers but this is the funniest thing I ever seen
This. This is the one.
I never got to play catch with my dad as a little boy. Because I wasn’t born then.
On November 28th 1997, Radiohead release their video for the single "No Surprises"
[to the tune of how much is that doggie in the window] how much is that pussy in the bio
Be Quiet and Drive (anywhere round here's fine mate)
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