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197 Followers 105 Following Comedy character. Teesside Clive, live with my mam and uncle Eric. sometimes I make podcacks with Pat Riley.@PatCanPlayThat
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@thedailymash Well that's embarrassing, as an advert pops up based on my search history....
Saying goodbye is so shocking. Makes you quiet rewinding the memories. So many. Years and years of that intelligence and the talent and beautiful way of living, always to do excellence. Thank you, #CliveJames from the bottom of my heart. You live forever with us. #CliveJamesRIP
I make a mental note of any journalists I see laughing at Boris Johnson's jokes just in case I'm ever in a position to fire them.
#MashReport wow! Who created this show? I mean wow. So much talent on display.
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