Alison Burke @TiredActor
Aiming for the spotlight while avoiding the sunlight • actor/comedian • she/her linktr.ee/AlisonBurke Joined January 2017-
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Not confirmed yet but I might be an extra in a huge movie…
Any fellow gamers with Raynaud's syndrome got any advice for me? My fingers are ice cold after 2 mins of using my computer
Does anyone else have a complete meltdown when deciding to call out of work because you don’t want your boss to think you’re weak and lazy even though you’re literally at your breaking point or is that just me
Was wondering why I woke up to 1.5k+ new comments on tiktok. Does this mean I’ve made it?
This just in- I’m absolutely thrilled to find steam has one of my favorite games from my childhood
After buying candy for prizes (with my own money) for the kids I teach all day, I bought one (1) thing to treat myself, something I never do. I’m allowed to be sad if they melted 😡
After buying candy for prizes (with my own money) for the kids I teach all day, I bought one (1) thing to treat myself, something I never do. I’m allowed to be sad if they melted 😡
Decided to treat myself and buy Reese’s cups and I realized I left them in my car and they are all melted now 🥲
Don’t forget I have more links to different accounts here! linktr.ee/AlisonBurke
How am I supposed to go to bed and go to work tomorrow when I’m busy having fun on my new ‘puter
gotcha!
a HUGE shoutout to @mulligan_ssb for putting together the PC parts list for me, I wouldn’t have even been able to get started without her!
WITH THE HELP OF CHAT ON MY STREAM I BUILT MY FIRST PC AND IT WORKS!!! I’M GONNA BE A GAMER!!
A. Bonkdóttir, Ar.T @TheBonkQueen
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Will @izatrep
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8 Followers 282 Following The team offers short-term investments in cryptocurrencies. With a rigorous plan, you can earn between $500 and $5,000. Click to join TG: https://t.co/hOaZ2hkzlS
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Nerd Meets World @iamatt122
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Toño @anti_hero_64
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Yuh @ursmartdumbblnd
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alxndr @AlexandreDefont
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Qusader @Qusader1
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Guisante❔ @TheFreshMexican
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Soren 🆓 @zzzoren
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Ham Linehan @HamLinehan
409 Followers 1K Following Please excuse my cousin @Glinner Graham Linehan. He is blinded by hate and incapable of escaping his internet poisoning. King of Wonky Heads
Lance Biggerstaff @jamizener
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Justin McDaniel 🏳�.. @JUSTINtime4aLAF
5K Followers 635 Following Pan. Poly. Genderfluid/Non-Binary. He/She/They. Someone with too many interests in different mediums to define myself as just "one type of artist".
RTS | mulligan ☀️ @mulligan_ssb
444 Followers 919 Following kelly | mdva | @RunTheSetMD TO | sunshine | wii sports tennis god | twitch mod for @Slimecicle @SlimeMods
Noah Kahan @NoahKahan
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Dan Povenmire @DanPovenmire
119K Followers 250 Following Emmy winning co-creator of Phineas and Ferb and the voice of Dr Doofenshmirtz and Vinnie Dakota. Creator of Hamster and Gretel
Herr Foods Inc. @herrfoods
8K Followers 900 Following A family-owned snack co. that’s been stickin’ to our roots since ’46. #RootedinFlavor
Shrek 2 Retold @Shrek2Retold
5K Followers 6 Following @the3GI's crowd-sourced, scene for scene remake of the greatest sequel ever made. Currently in production! #shrek2retold🧅 Account run by @ConnerJapikse
Skip Torvinen @itsskip
1K Followers 1K Following Property Master - "Abbott Elementary" / 2nd Unit Prop Master “Obi-Wan Kenobi Ep 1 - 3. Cancer survivor and Dad to twins.
SNL Hosts Introducing.. @snlhostsintro
167K Followers 19 Following it's just snl hosts introducing the musical guest
DON'T NOD @DONTNOD_Ent
92K Followers 222 Following Creators of #LifeisStrange #LifeisStrange2 #CaptainSpirit #Vampyr #TwinMirror #TellMeWhy #RememberMe #Banishers #HarmonyGame #Jusant Publisher of #GAFIW #Koira
One Block Every Day @mcblockdaily
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Bella Ramsey @BellaRamsey
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Dick Van Dyke @iammrvandy
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Quinton Reviews - #1 .. @Q_Review
106K Followers 3K Following Garfield historian. 8 hour Victorious guy. he/him. i'm very tired. https://t.co/o6fLPfzs8Z
City Mist Productions @CityMistProduct
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Fishtopher and Friend.. @mrfishtopher
110K Followers 371 Following saddie now a baddie living in MD 🐟FIV+ internet cat trying to help other cat friends! 🐠run by both paw-rents but mostly momager
John Green @johngreen
4.5M Followers 832 Following Author (The Fault in Our Stars, Anthropocene Reviewed, etc) | YouTuber (Crash Course, etc) | Tuberculosis hater. Biz inquiries: [email protected]
Hank Green @hankgreen
1.6M Followers 989 Following You should get some socks: https://t.co/IMXCkqywav
The Last of Us @TheLastofUsHBO
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Juvhon James @jamesjuvhon
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The Sims @TheSims
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Christopher Llewellyn.. @chrisreedfilm
911 Followers 681 Following 🍅-meter approved, educator, filmmaker. @hammertonail lead/@filmfesttoday editor. @WAFCA/@OFCS member. Know where to put the 🎥 when and why. He/Him/His.
Camden @CMPraisner99
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ANDy @Shelg0n
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Bridgerton @bridgerton
404K Followers 29 Following Welcome back to the Ton. Bridgerton Season 3 premieres in two parts: Part 1 on May 16 and Part 2 on June 13 only on @netflix
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209 Followers 2K Following SAU Class of 2020! Technical Artist / Animator / Game Developer I like to make things! Check out my games!! @MaliciousMages @PlayLightEmUp ! He/Him, 24
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jess ☾ @bensolopls
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Keith Habersberger @KeithHabs
506K Followers 417 Following Come see me on tour. He/him. Business inquiries mail to [email protected]
haven’t been around these parts in a while. wanted to announce my triumphant return to tweets to show you the spankin’ new video for our spankin’ new song Backslide. my directorial debut youtu.be/YAmLMohrus4?si…
@eltonofficial do you need any music videos directed?
@TiredActor yeah i had a menty b recently and i had to take a couple days off (i found coverage for every shift) and have apologized like at least once a shift since, it’s like ingrained in my head that i have to feel bad
lot of people talking about how thin my burger looks on the grill. that’s what happens when you grill a burger patty for 9 hours waiting for tyler to bring hamburger buns
literally lady danbury arriving to every ball
A swoon-worthy portrait, if there ever was one...
This is actually the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
@TiredActor IDK what Reese's cost out east but I hope that's enough for replacement cups
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
@TiredActor Hey Alison! If you're getting Life is Strange for PC I honestly recommend getting the original and not Remastered. You save yourself $15ish and dont have to deal with the odd new graphics.
fuck it here's Oscar Isaac in 2001 performing in a ska band
backslide |-/ video directed by josh dun out thursday
One of my comedy idols Paula Pell is having a moment with Girls5eva so it’s important we revisit this incredible bit
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