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olivia rodrigo's new song about the Co-op Live chaos is an absolute banger btw
Olivia Rodrigo in Manchester for the next two days after her shows have been postponed
co op live when they’re being told that people have spent hundreds on hotels and travel
I fear the only person who can save Co-Op live now is DIY queen Kimberley Walsh
it just keeps getting WORSE
Due to an on-going venue-related technical issue, the scheduled performances of Olivia Rodrigo’s GUTS World Tour on 3rd and 4th May are being postponed. Ticket holders can either hold onto their tickets or obtain a refund at point of purchase.
As Head Of Operations for Co-Op Live I’d like to reiterate the message below. But don’t worry! I have a contingency plan. If you’re a ticket holder, come to the front entrance tomorrow evening where I will be singing every track from Miss Rodrigo’s raw and honest album Guts.
Due to an on-going venue-related technical issue, the scheduled performances of Olivia Rodrigo’s GUTS World Tour on 3rd and 4th May are being postponed. Ticket holders can either hold onto their tickets or obtain a refund at point of purchase.
The moment gig-goers were told that Co-op Live would not be opening again @CityLifeManc @MENnewsdesk
🚨BREAKING🚨 ITV have announced that Sheridan Smith is set to portray the broken air conditioning unit that fell during the soundcheck for Olivia Rodrigo’s tour at the Co-op Live arena in a 6-part drama to air later this year.
I've never been more obsessed with anything than I am the Co-op Live drama
the co-op live is literally still a construction site i cant 😭
The air-conditioning unit at Co-op Live:
BREAKING: Sheridan Smith set to play the infamous Co-op Live Manchester in a brand new continuous drama from ITV.
Manchester Co-Op Live being asked if their scheduled shows are actually going ahead this week…
Co-op live boss 5 seconds before event starts
Co-op live when they have to actually put on a show
I’ve booked a Billie Eilish ticket for July 2025, and at this point I’m still not entirely convinced that Co-Op Live will actually be open in time for it.
the co-op live arena 5 minutes before a show starts:
Me under the AC Unit at the co-op live arena
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