James Felton @JimMFelton
Bestselling author 52 Times Britain Was A Bellend: https://t.co/IOylVjHwzA Sunburn, a funny book about how shit The Sun is: https://t.co/Zewi6HPEDE amazon.co.uk/Assholes-James… Joined December 2014-
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My book is called "Why Politicians a Lie About Trade", so 2,229 of you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing... 👀
My book is called "Why Politicians a Lie About Trade", so 2,229 of you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing... 👀
Starless Rogue Planet As Heavy As 10 Earths Found By NASA Telescope iflscience.com/starless-rogue…
if we sit down someone asks us to do something
if we sit down someone asks us to do something
All that is unjust. All that is inhumane. All that is cruel. huffpost.com/entry/palestin…
NASA Releases Gorgeous Time-Lapses Of Supernovae Showing 20 Years In 20 Seconds iflscience.com/nasa-releases-…
To be very clear here: If someone has their hands tied behind their backs, regardless of whether they were a combatant or not, they are classed as “hors de combat”. Under the Geneva Convention, they are non-combatants and protected people, and it’s a war crime to kill them
To be very clear here: If someone has their hands tied behind their backs, regardless of whether they were a combatant or not, they are classed as “hors de combat”. Under the Geneva Convention, they are non-combatants and protected people, and it’s a war crime to kill them
chin up laurence, think of it as a money divorce
chin up laurence, think of it as a money divorce
1/5. I know I’m going on about this a lot but for someone who’s quite invested in historical truth, I think it’s really important to respond now that @KemiBadenoch has unleashed those dogs of culture war, the @Telegraph and @iealondo, by denying the role of colonial exploitation…
Uranus May Be Filled With A Lot More Methane Than We Thought iflscience.com/uranus-may-be-…
Voyager 1 Is Finally Making Sense Again iflscience.com/voyager-1-is-f…
It's #WorldBookDay so why not consider pledging for a copy of my book Invisible Rainbows, which is currently crowdfunding on @unbounders! It's got everything from cutting-edge astronomy to keeping us safe from space threats (with some cocktails too)! unbound.com/books/invisibl…
Highly recommend Sunburn by @JimMFelton which made for enlightening, funny and (necessarily) depressing poolside reading
"You know what this vote to send vulnerable asylum seekers to Rwanda is missing?" "Even a semblance of human empathy?" "Not even close, it's nibbles"
"You know what this vote to send vulnerable asylum seekers to Rwanda is missing?" "Even a semblance of human empathy?" "Not even close, it's nibbles"
UK courts when you ask if you can break international law:
UK courts when you ask if you can break international law:
Again the Prime Minister falsely claims that a "foreign court" is the issue - in fact it was the UK Supreme Court that found the Rwanda policy unlawful
Again the Prime Minister falsely claims that a "foreign court" is the issue - in fact it was the UK Supreme Court that found the Rwanda policy unlawful
Thank you for these! Reckon I'm going for the Wool series first, lured in by the cool premise.
Nearly finished the Three Body Problem trilogy (feel free to get weirdly mad at me for only discovering the books after the show) and loving them. Anyone got any similar sort of hard sci-fi books they can recommend for a noob?
T€RFs give it a fucking rest 2024 challenge.
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James O'Brien @mrjamesob
1.2M Followers 4K Following Buy ‘How They Broke Britain’ here: https://t.co/l1OeqaJPce
Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss
492K Followers 3K Following I’m not always having a go at this Govt…sometimes I’m sleeping | Political Commentator & Podcaster | @jeremyvineon5 | @skynews | @lbc | @thetrawlpodcast
Femi @Femi_Sorry
411K Followers 3K Following Femi Oluwole 🇬🇧Law grad Don't like when my government abets genocide 🍉 https://t.co/vumLBkQRxS Write for Independent Media enquiries: By Direct Message
Jo Maugham @JolyonMaugham
437K Followers 2K Following Director @GoodLawProject. Barrister. Live your values. Fight the power. Keep the receipts. He/him.
Russ Jones @RussInCheshire
303K Followers 1K Following Writer, 'The Decade In Tory', 'Four Chancellors and a Funeral' and 'Tories: The End of an Error' (expected soon after the election).
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve
426K Followers 29K Following Enquiries: [email protected] mailing list: https://t.co/RLUzvyVcee Support me: https://t.co/U09r4vQtnf Shop at website below xxx
Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar
459K Followers 4K Following Political Editor, The Guardian || Political Journalist of the Year [email protected]
Otto English @Otto_English
157K Followers 2K Following Born Andrew Scott. Aggravating entity. Author of Fake History. Fake Heroes out 25 May. Representation @pew_literary
Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy
295K Followers 57K Following Chair of European Movement UK (@EuroMove). Founder of @BylinesNetwork. Founder of @Scientists4EU. Likes: Science, politics and whiskey.
Emma Kennedy @EmmaKennedy
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Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer
505K Followers 2K Following michael spicer: no room on bbc sounds and radio 4 subscribe now please
HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris
199K Followers 6K Following 🇬🇧Retired Conservative MP I write funny things. The Diary of a Secret Royal is out now - https://t.co/Pkd8JIjWHN Rep @litagencygmc
sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy
158K Followers 3K Following welcome to my echo chamber - if you’re thoughtful, interesting, entertaining, open-minded.... otherwise, tbh, you’re not that welcome.
Sooz Kempner @SoozUK
107K Followers 6K Following "Comedian" Currently in Withnail & I @birmingham. DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherox @thequeenpod. Agen: @ryanioscoholmes @gag_reflex @TheJonesesVoice
Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt
305K Followers 3K Following See me on stage! https://t.co/48MElLDOpd • I’ve a POD https://t.co/4QtF1s4A6N • Buy me ☕️: https://t.co/RVOCBrYEbj • Rep: @schapmantalent
The Secret Barrister @BarristerSecret
522K Followers 1K Following Wears a black cape and fights crime. Not Batman. • Award-winning Sunday Times No.1 bestselling author • The Secret Barrister • #FakeLaw • Nothing But The Truth
Best for Britain @BestForBritain
195K Followers 6K Following Fixing the problems Britain faces after Brexit. Change Minds → Change Politics ▪️CEO: @pimlicat ▪️Guest tweets: @sturdyAlex ~AA ▪️Insta: @bestforbritain
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
113K Followers 3K Following a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Rep: @ITG_ltd
Fancy Brenda 🏳️�.. @SpillerOfTea
54K Followers 309 Following Non-heterosexual, non-binary, none of your business (@[email protected])
David W Weaver @thewisechimp
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814 Followers 3K Following Die hard Leeds United fan since 1974🤍💙💛Treat people as you wished to be treated🤍💙💛Peace out one love🤍💙💛No DM's
London Republic @LondonRepublic1
2K Followers 5K Following Supporter of #DemocraticSocialism, #LondonIndependence/#Londependence and the establishment of a Independent #LondonCityState (that includes the #HomeCounties)
Upper Echelon Initiat.. @U_E_I_
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🏴Spanner🏴 @spannergeek
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James O'Brien @mrjamesob
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Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss
492K Followers 3K Following I’m not always having a go at this Govt…sometimes I’m sleeping | Political Commentator & Podcaster | @jeremyvineon5 | @skynews | @lbc | @thetrawlpodcast
Femi @Femi_Sorry
411K Followers 3K Following Femi Oluwole 🇬🇧Law grad Don't like when my government abets genocide 🍉 https://t.co/vumLBkQRxS Write for Independent Media enquiries: By Direct Message
Jo Maugham @JolyonMaugham
437K Followers 2K Following Director @GoodLawProject. Barrister. Live your values. Fight the power. Keep the receipts. He/him.
Russ Jones @RussInCheshire
303K Followers 1K Following Writer, 'The Decade In Tory', 'Four Chancellors and a Funeral' and 'Tories: The End of an Error' (expected soon after the election).
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve
426K Followers 29K Following Enquiries: [email protected] mailing list: https://t.co/RLUzvyVcee Support me: https://t.co/U09r4vQtnf Shop at website below xxx
Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar
459K Followers 4K Following Political Editor, The Guardian || Political Journalist of the Year [email protected]
Otto English @Otto_English
157K Followers 2K Following Born Andrew Scott. Aggravating entity. Author of Fake History. Fake Heroes out 25 May. Representation @pew_literary
Emma Kennedy @EmmaKennedy
281K Followers 3K Following Author. Screenwriter. Lego - @legowith Insta EmmaK67 Mastodon https://t.co/aBb0GzK7hE Bluesky @emmakennedy.bsky.social Threads @emmak67
Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer
505K Followers 2K Following michael spicer: no room on bbc sounds and radio 4 subscribe now please
HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris
199K Followers 6K Following 🇬🇧Retired Conservative MP I write funny things. The Diary of a Secret Royal is out now - https://t.co/Pkd8JIjWHN Rep @litagencygmc
Ian Dunt @IanDunt
409K Followers 4K Following Jumped-up baldy. Liberal extremist. Columnist, author, podcaster, substacker.
sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy
158K Followers 3K Following welcome to my echo chamber - if you’re thoughtful, interesting, entertaining, open-minded.... otherwise, tbh, you’re not that welcome.
Sooz Kempner @SoozUK
107K Followers 6K Following "Comedian" Currently in Withnail & I @birmingham. DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherox @thequeenpod. Agen: @ryanioscoholmes @gag_reflex @TheJonesesVoice
Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt
305K Followers 3K Following See me on stage! https://t.co/48MElLDOpd • I’ve a POD https://t.co/4QtF1s4A6N • Buy me ☕️: https://t.co/RVOCBrYEbj • Rep: @schapmantalent
The Secret Barrister @BarristerSecret
522K Followers 1K Following Wears a black cape and fights crime. Not Batman. • Award-winning Sunday Times No.1 bestselling author • The Secret Barrister • #FakeLaw • Nothing But The Truth
Best for Britain @BestForBritain
195K Followers 6K Following Fixing the problems Britain faces after Brexit. Change Minds → Change Politics ▪️CEO: @pimlicat ▪️Guest tweets: @sturdyAlex ~AA ▪️Insta: @bestforbritain
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
113K Followers 3K Following a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Rep: @ITG_ltd
Fancy Brenda 🏳️�.. @SpillerOfTea
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Agent Armstrong @susanW1F
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Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska
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20K Followers 1K Following Not a believer - give me evidence. Retired NHS Cons. Married to smashing, glass ceiling smashing woman. 2 kids. Satirical. Country before party(ing)
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810 Followers 648 Following I write stuff. @Guardian @theipaper @SightSoundmag @empiremagazine. Press @royalalberthall. Fan of Lillian Gish. “Well, you gotta live, no matter what happens.”
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5K Followers 566 Following Writer for Private Eye/Dead Ringers. Agents: TV : https://t.co/wWvnB4Pfjk Books: Sheil land. New book 'The Fan Who Knew Too Much' available for pre-order.
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65K Followers 5K Following LGBTQ+ history dude (He/Him) 🌈 Research, Tours & Escape Rooms. Mermaid lover. Lifts heavy things for attention. https://t.co/wyMa5nolIo
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133 Followers 480 Following Cynical, Jaded but mostly nice - into pretty much anything.
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64K Followers 7K Following “you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
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46K Followers 2K Following Husband of @timboshanks Casting Director. European. 🏳️🌈 Rep’d by @angelfrancisltd Views: my own. I block bigots. He/him.
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32 Followers 30 Following Sometimes a silly goose, sometimes super serious. She/her. Adhd, autistic, bisexual, swedish.
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29K Followers 3K Following BAFTA Longlisted actor | Halsin: Baldur’s Gate III | Bill: Alma’s Not Normal | BAFTA Connect | Planet Zoo | Astrologaster | He/Him | VO Rep: @VoiceFox_Agency
Jo @JoJoFromJerz
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they may have been transphobic but I appreciate someone who can admit when they been outplayed.
Just held the door for a man because he was carrying a small child and he didn’t even acknowledge me and now I hate him with a fury I should probably save for war criminals
Link, and fewer nudes than you'd expect, in bio (and pinned tweet).
Was that a typo, or is the entire book written like I'm Mario? We may never know.
My book is called "Why Politicians a Lie About Trade", so 2,229 of you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing... 👀
Liz Truss book enters bestseller list in 70th place with 2,228 copies sold dlvr.it/T63VCV
Starless Rogue Planet As Heavy As 10 Earths Found By NASA Telescope iflscience.com/starless-rogue…
Dads will watch an entire movie stood in the doorway like this
if we sit down someone asks us to do something
Dads will watch an entire movie stood in the doorway like this
This guy's lack of shame is pathological.
The Met Office in general and a meteorologist called Jim Dale in particular forecast we’d be in for a sweltering April in UK. Could they now tell us what went wrong?
Post face bro
This ghoulish transvestite @itssamanthaaaa_ likes to stalk & harass women. He brags that he even got a nurse fired purely because she stated a biological fact. Look at the state of him. Face like a pelvis.
@pokingthewoke The thing about insulting people online is that they have to actually care first for it to affect them, I’m quite confident in how I look, are you? Your words hold no power, you will fade from this earth unloved as the day you came into it Post face bro
i look quite pretty
This ghoulish transvestite @itssamanthaaaa_ likes to stalk & harass women. He brags that he even got a nurse fired purely because she stated a biological fact. Look at the state of him. Face like a pelvis.
This won’t seem so funny when we fail to save the West.
Liz Truss book enters bestseller list in 70th place with 2,228 copies sold dlvr.it/T63VCV
NASA Releases Gorgeous Time-Lapses Of Supernovae Showing 20 Years In 20 Seconds iflscience.com/nasa-releases-…
Oh God please please please sue the fuck out of him
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
What happens when you lay your sleeping baby down in the cat's favourite place to sit....
@couchtripper @orhunt you don't need to tell me you can't parse text twice, once is enough
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