The Dream Of The Blue Turtles @crk5
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“Too racist for an Ole Miss frat” is fucking insane
The University of Mississippi student who made the monkey noises at a Black woman has been kicked out of his fraternity. Phi Delta Theta announced his removal today. Earlier, the UM NAACP called on UM to expel Phi Delta Theta member JP Staples.
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I feel like this image needs an inspirational quote about perspective on it
Ok, admit it, I still watch Oak Island.😖
@crk5 Funny guy. I saw him speak when I came to my school.
View from my apartment. I'm in heaven.
I love ABBA
@crk5 I’ve actually done this. Light was red and traffic started out of the side street. I was distracted and couldn’t stop in time. Ducked between two cars and kept going..
Look, Dave Brubeck day is in April, not May. ;-)
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Slice bread was invented in 1928. People in 1927:
The boy is watching Minecraft YouTube videos and this particular chap has used the word "chagrin"
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