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“a train wreck and not really hot”-some random man ig: @bustelo4babies linktr.ee/momchomsky Joined May 2019-
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i don’t need a hill to die on, i just need a hill to scream on
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Help find this child abuser wtf?!!
TW: Child abuse. ‼️PHILLY FRIENDS‼️ My friend Q witnessed a horrible incident of child abuse on the train today. She’s made a роlice report, but they cant help these children until someone identifies the woman in the photo. She also has a video to support her claims. If this is…
TW: Child abuse. ‼️PHILLY FRIENDS‼️ My friend Q witnessed a horrible incident of child abuse on the train today. She’s made a роlice report, but they cant help these children until someone identifies the woman in the photo. She also has a video to support her claims. If this is…
They need to make steel toed crocs.
My son asked for domino’s for dinner and who am I to deny someone with such great taste?
the hulk hands stay ON during sex
this is what the founding fathers were talking about with the second amendment!
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@Imposter_Edits Cops wouldn't be so intimidated by a damn CAMERA if they wasn't corrupt as fuck & always violating someone's rights. I'm glad this guy didn't let their ignorant ass intimidation tactics get to him. Cops are ALWAYS trying to escalate nothing so they can put hands on/kill people.
@Imposter_Edits “Make sure my camera gets a picture of you, too.” For what? 🙄
I am, indeed, too old. I did not enjoy it. -24/10. Do not recommend.
On my way to a house party and at 9:40 I’m like “I am too old for this shit.”
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Howard Stern gushes over how “lucky” we are to have Joe Biden as “father of the country”
i don’t need a hill to die on, i just need a hill to scream on
Nipples PROTRUDING
Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.
I get so happy when my favorite shitposters follow me back, like ME, YOU FOLLOWED ME, YOU LOVE ME YOU WANT TO LIVE ON A FARM WITH ME AND LET ME BAKE APPLE PIES FOR YOU 🥹
sometimes my neck makes that sound you only hear when you’re at the bottom of a quiet pool
when he plans the entire date and tells u to just be ready