New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

Zach Gobeil | Boy Dad | Featured on Today Parents, Momsplaining, Masslive, The Dad, Scary Mommy, The Chive thenedad.com Joined May 2020

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

a month ago

Having toddlers is like that scene in the horror movie where the killer quickly runs across the screen. Except that person is scream laughing and you have to go take care of them.

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

6 months ago

How do you say “sack” in German? Asking for Mac Jones.

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

6 months ago

Don’t forget to turn your clocks back tonight, to a time when the Patriots were playoff contenders.

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Will Blackmon @WillBlackmon

7 months ago

@new_england_dad has me cracking up today with these ! 😂🤣😂🤣 #newenglandboy #RhodeIsland

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

8 months ago

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

8 months ago

No one told me how many rules my toddler would have for me.

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

10 months ago

I’d have to ask the Irwins but I’m willing to bet changing a swimmy diaper and wrestling a crocodile are interchangeable skills.

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

10 months ago

Me: Hey what do you guys want for dinner? 4: …poo poo 2: 💀💀💀

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

10 months ago

You know you’re tired when you just sit down on some random object in your house.

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

10 months ago

My kids call Lebanon New Hampshire “going to the city” if you’re wondering how rural we are.

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10 months ago

My toddler is calling his stuffed hippo a rainbow so that will be the new name for hippopotamuses in our family.

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

10 months ago

At this point my body has evolved to sleep on my children’s floor.

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

10 months ago

Is it bad that when my kids are arguing over a toy I have the urge to tell them to just fight til the death?

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

10 months ago

General rule of thumb, if I don’t know you don’t touch my kid.

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

10 months ago

If you’re going to be weird enough to touch my kids head because they’re in your way of something I’m going to be awkward enough to remove your hand from my kids body.

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

10 months ago

This is a perfect playground dada! There’s nobody here!

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

10 months ago

My son was pointing out all the things on his plate he didn’t like, and then he pointed to his water. Kid doesn’t even like the water we serve anymore.

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

10 months ago

I love how I say “boys it is 6 in the morning let’s not start fighting” as if my feral toddlers understand the concept of time.

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

10 months ago

4: I don’t like to go nuh night. Me: I know bud but everyone needs their sleep. 4: No…not me.

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New_England_Dad @new_england_dad

11 months ago

Season Six of Black Mirror or just turning on the news at night.

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Turf Valley is a #webseries about 3 stay-at-home dads who get 6-7 min. tops to discuss life's BIG problems. As seen in the Wash. Post: https://t.co/NnkPQtGsAl

Turf Valley @turf_show

912 Followers 1K Following Turf Valley is a #webseries about 3 stay-at-home dads who get 6-7 min. tops to discuss life's BIG problems. As seen in the Wash. Post: https://t.co/NnkPQtGsAl

Chris @gansettbeach

2K Followers 4K Following Not so much a chatty soul, just someone wanting to share what's funny or interesting.

hannahrenee elisabeth.. @somewatpeculiar

1K Followers 3K Following your fav baby mama 💖

MrBeast @MrBeast

29.4M Followers 2K Following X Super Official CEO

#Motherhood & #Lifestyle #Blogger
🌈It takes sunshine and rain to make a rainbow
💖Mumlife with 3 Girls
🎥 Netflix lover
Instagram: mrsktlouise

Katie Louise @Mrs_Katielouise

1K Followers 2K Following #Motherhood & #Lifestyle #Blogger 🌈It takes sunshine and rain to make a rainbow 💖Mumlife with 3 Girls 🎥 Netflix lover Instagram: mrsktlouise

I am here to share, consume and enjoy the reality that is this world.

#News #BiSexual #MentalHealthMatters

#NonBeliever #Bipolar #Fibro #Food

Tamiya💗🍀☕ @girlintheknow03

3K Followers 3K Following I am here to share, consume and enjoy the reality that is this world. #News #BiSexual #MentalHealthMatters #NonBeliever #Bipolar #Fibro #Food

Noah Kahan @NoahKahan

300K Followers 441 Following Love tweeting and receiving tweets // Stick Season (Forever) out now

Mohamed Moumaris 🇫.. @mohamedmoumaris

57K Followers 46K Following Biologiste et Ingénieur

Kirajohnson @Kirajoh38502524

6K Followers 6K Following A lady with so much vibe💃💃💃💞💞

Poet • Author: 𝙞𝙣 𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 (Post-Asemic Press) https://t.co/s9qbheAbR4 • poetry, micropoetry, Dada, Surrealism, haiku • Ⓥ • More: https://t.co/61ev4MkLt8 ❤️

J. D. Nelson @madverse

142K Followers 152K Following Poet • Author: 𝙞𝙣 𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 (Post-Asemic Press) https://t.co/s9qbheAbR4 • poetry, micropoetry, Dada, Surrealism, haiku • Ⓥ • More: https://t.co/61ev4MkLt8 ❤️

Director of PR for @hersheyPA and @Hersheypark. Working mom times two. Wine sipper, PA proud, news junkie, music lover. Tweets just me

Quinn Bryner @QBryner

2K Followers 4K Following Director of PR for @hersheyPA and @Hersheypark. Working mom times two. Wine sipper, PA proud, news junkie, music lover. Tweets just me

Wife, mom, hopeful romantic, whistler, Southern charmer and whisky sipper. Author of #Shine: A #Prohibition Love Story. #writingcommunity #indieauthor

Suki @skickwriter

19K Followers 9K Following Wife, mom, hopeful romantic, whistler, Southern charmer and whisky sipper. Author of #Shine: A #Prohibition Love Story. #writingcommunity #indieauthor

The Meme King @TMKEmporium

1K Followers 2K Following Only memes and jokes on this feed. Every meme I post is made by me. No real political crap is my only rule

I write books, films & produce. Half @forgotpodcast @unquestionpod founder @eightdigitsltd
Ambassador for @actionaidUK Repped by @WGMAtlantic

Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10

399K Followers 110K Following I write books, films & produce. Half @forgotpodcast @unquestionpod founder @eightdigitsltd Ambassador for @actionaidUK Repped by @WGMAtlantic

🇨🇦SueCorvette�.. @suecorvette

14K Followers 4K Following as seen in @ThePoke, @Huffpost, @cheezburger, @BoredPanda, @BuzzFeed, one of top 40 tweets of 2020 in the @ChicagoTribune, @ReadersDigestCA

FitzyGFY 🍺 (brew checkmark) @FitzyGFY

6 months ago

For patriots possessions, have all ended with a sack of Mac Jones… Wow, that’s something

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Will Blackmon @WillBlackmon

7 months ago

@new_england_dad has me cracking up today with these ! 😂🤣😂🤣 #newenglandboy #RhodeIsland

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Aliette Silva @AlietteSilva

8 months ago

@new_england_dad Hi. This is me🤣❤️ I think you started following a fake account someone made of me. Crazy.

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Noah Kahan @NoahKahan

8 months ago

Paul revere in NH about to be apt as fuckkkk

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Noah Kahan @NoahKahan

8 months ago

Wow 18,000 people tonight gahddamnn

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Noah Kahan @NoahKahan

10 months ago

Put this in the MET or MOMA or The Loove or whatever the fuck

kat 🦦 @callmyfr1ends

10 months ago

@NoahKahan so real

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D. Krauss @dokrauss

10 months ago

@new_england_dad Arm them, send them to different corners, then count to 3 ...

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Mayday @pantherus007

10 months ago

@new_england_dad @dadmann_walking Yes

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Mayday @pantherus007

10 months ago

@new_england_dad @dadmann_walking No

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Jewel O'Wisdom 🇨🇦 🔢 @JewelOWisdom

10 months ago

@new_england_dad My mom used to say do what you have to do, call me if there's blood.

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Agent Smart @agentsmart

10 months ago

@new_england_dad @dadmann_walking Only way they'll learn.

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Jenni Conley 🇺🇸 XX MAGA @reinjenjenni

10 months ago

@new_england_dad LOL

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Noah Kahan @NoahKahan

10 months ago

I’ve got absolutely nothing left to give right now

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Parenting Presently (The Mom Hack) @presentparent_

11 months ago

But do you achieve elevated dad status if you mow a lawn frequented by a family of bears?

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redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 @RYGdance

11 months ago

Two neighborhood kids were dropping F bombs and S bombs while playing with my kids. My son, 7, explained: “I think it’s because their parents went down to the city of bad words and disrespect and then passed them to their kids.”

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Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix

11 months ago

Mom dropped by for an unexpected mid-week visit and it was refreshing to hear her complain about the cleanliness of my house on a Wednesday for a change.

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Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking

11 months ago

i have a mandatory "violence in the work place" training to take. i work from home 100%.

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sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

11 months ago

I sent a text to my husband asking him to get sausage on his way home, and he responded, “I got your sausage right here.” It would have been adorable if he didn't accidentally send it to my mom instead!