bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424
My mind is the live studio audience forced to think I'm hilarious...forever. I’m mediocre at ukulele but very good at crying. Birds are my new thing. she/her twitter.com/search/from:li… Chicago Joined June 2014-
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If you’re wondering how close I fell from the tree…my 70-year-old mom has zero travel plans but is panic-renewing her passport now so she “doesn’t get stuck with the one with Trump’s busted face on it.”
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having an out of money experience
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If we’re taking sides… I’m on the side of the Pope. And I’m an atheist.
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do u think the moon was happy to see another girl up there
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when people read my tweets
@Rahll @krassenstein This is outstanding 🤣
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String of words your grandpa lets out when he stubs his toe
Whaler made scrimshawed whale ivory Sea Horse pie crimper, circa 1850
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terrifying to think that with a suitable covering of synthetic skin, these machines could convincingly pass for any number of US senators and congress members
Russia unveiled its new humanoid robot, AIdol, in Moscow and it immediately collapsed👏🏼
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Are you sleeping in heavenly peace with other bitches yes or no
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How long it takes me to accomplish one simple task.
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it’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane
Wait…is this feeling I’m feeling h-hope!? 💙🩵💙
@whatsJo Jo this may be the funniest thing I’ve ever read 🤣❤️
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Know your rights, Illinois. Stay safe and stay informed.
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“How do you know them?” We go to Twitter together
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if bagels can have everything so can i
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